The Cheap Friend

Cheers for the lift, mate. Shall we just call it a fiver, yeah? What? You know, for petrol money. I only live 2 minutes down the road from you. Yeah, fair play. Shall we just, uh, we'll call it 3 quid then, yeah? Right, it's my round. Uh, what do you guys want? Hey, mate. Hey, all right, Neil, man? Oh, I've just been at a pound store for Black Friday. Mental queues. Well, good timing as usual, mate. I'm off to the bar. What do you want? Cheers, mate. Yeah, I'd love a double whiskey and Coke, please. Alright, coming up. Oh, listen, also, would you mind getting me a pint of lager just to avoid queuing again? Yeah, alright, mate. Cheers. Oh, and one more thing, Cole. I could murder a pickled egg. Alright, mate. Thanks. So, pepperoni pizza, chicken wings, and garlic bread? Yeah, sounds good, sounds good. Cool. Can I borrow your phone to call them, mate? Because mine's run out of credit. Looks like you chose well then. Yeah, yeah, it's good. Do you mind if I try a little bit? Yeah, sure. Cheers. Could I have four whiskey and Cokes, please? Is that singles or doubles? Just singles is fine, mate. Mate, you got cash, and I'll see you out next time. Hold on a sec. You're trying to be short, fella. Bro, what are you doing? That's my last slice. Chill out, mate. Who's counting? Just cheers. So, uh, comes to— It's all gonna be fine, mate, okay? Listen, you just had the extra salad for starter, but I'm happy to go Dutch, okay? I'll just get your debit card from your wallet. Just let me know what your PIN code is. Mate, you're gonna have to speak louder because I can't hear you. What's your PIN code? You alright, Carl? Hi, Neil. Got spare fag, mate? Yeah, all right. Cheers. There you go, mate. Ta, mate. Thanks a lot. Ah, no, don't worry. Save it for later. Oh.