Three speakers rap about ditching gluten, celebrating the switch from wheat and barley to avocado and quinoa. They shout out UK supermarkets like Tesco and Sainsbury's, joke about past gluten addiction, and tout benefits like weight loss and better digestion.
Wow, Steve, you look really hot. Cheers, Dave. Gone gluten-free, haven't I? Okay, I don't understand any of that. Let me explain. Used to be on wheat barley and rye, ate so much gluten that I used to get high.
Now I look back and ask myself why. Liberate yourself from gluten. Spent many nights on the streets hustling. Running them peas to get the gluten. Did bad things, went to a dark place. Bats, croissants, and Jaffa Cakes. 3 of the biggest gluten mistakes. A few more quid for a loaf of bread. It's either that or I end up dead. There's no way I'm going down that road, so I spend my days eating salad on the go. Now I've lost a stone, maybe even 2, 'cause I'm a member of the Free From Crew. So what if it leads to memory loss? I couldn't give a What was it? Gluten-free! No bread, no cereal, man, it's trivial. Gluten-free! Get with me, eat respectfully. I'm gluten-free! No grind, no flour, intestinal power. Gluten-free! Don't hold me with this, gotta take this. Many men lying face down in the gutter. Too much shame it brings to your mother. It's time to make a change. Gluten causes you pain. And what if this bread tastes like cardboard? I eat that shit 'cause I'm hardcore. Bruv, I suck my food for sure. The struggle is real. Shout goes out to the Tesco. Shout goes out to the Waitrose. Shout goes out to the Sainsbury's, representing the gluten-free. Gluten-free. Get with me, eat respectfully. I'm gluten-free. No bread, no flour, intestine power. Gluten-free. Avocado. Yes. Cucumber. Yes. Walnuts. Yes. Quinoa. Definitely yes. Spinach! Yes! Sesame seeds!
