A brief, informal verbal retelling of the classic children’s tale "The Three Little Pigs," performed by two narrators (labeled Speaker A and Speaker B). The transcript captures a playful, somewhat fragmented performance in which three (described as identical) pigs build houses of straw, wood, and brick; a wolf visits and blows down the straw and wooden houses before attacking the brick house. The narration includes repetitions, interruptions, and colloquial asides; physical actions (sellers kicking pigs) are mentioned in the dialogue.
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Once upon a time, there are three little pigs. Pig little one, one little pig. And another little pig. And the third little pig. And they all went to seek their fortunes. They were identical pig twins. So the first little pig went to seek his fortune. And he saw a person selling straw. So the little pig bought some straw from the person. So the person kicked the other guy in the head. The second little pig. Bought some wood and made a house out of wood from the straw cellar. And the straw seller kicked the second little pig. The third little pig bought some. Some bricks to make his house. And the brick seller kicked in the pants. So they all went home. Now, the straw, the pig, pig number one, the one that built the straw.
House.
Was visited by a big mean wolf. The wolf said, I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your house down. And he blew as hard as he could. And the little pig got his hose wrecked. The second little pig, the second little pig was visited by the big bad wolf again. And the wolf said.
Oh.
And he blew the wooden house down. Then finally the other two pigs came running to the third pig's house. And the three or third little pig said, why did you guys run? He said, because our houses got blown down by a big mean mo. So the other two pigs went to the other pig's house. Then the wolf came by, and the wolf said. And the wolf blew as hard as he could and he knocked the brick house down. So the wolf beat up the little pig.
