Short monologue advising women aged 50+ on dating: be direct about partners' retirement plans and health, avoid dating men seeking caretakers ('hospice wife'), and consider dating younger men. Emphasizes that many women of color remain physically youthful and should ask clear questions before committing.
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Someone said, advice for ladies that are 50 and over. Don't act brand new and don't act cute. You're gonna have to ask really direct questions. You're gonna need to ask him, what is his retirement plan. You're gonna need to ask him what. What's going on with his health. Most of these guys, a lot of these guys are dying inside.
And they're looking for a hospice wife, AKA a nurse to take care of them as they roll off in the sunset, if you know what I mean. Don't be that girl unless you're gonna Anna Nicole Smith it. And he's like 92, about to push daisies. Other than that.
Ask the questions. He's got to have a plan. He's got to be healthy. Because most of y', all, most women of color, black women, 50 year old, y' all in our good shape. You're 55 and you look 38. What's T?
But that's why I say, ladies, if you are seasoned 50 plus, don't be afraid to go for a younger chap.