Short monologue by a single speaker (Coco Loco/Anwar White) giving humorous dating advice to tall women, encouraging them to consider shorter men (‘short kings’), using ride metaphors (Six Flags vs Disneyland) and playful body-related comments. The tone is comedic, colloquial, and repeatedly emphasizes that height isn't the only criterion—ability to lift/pick up the woman is presented as the speaker's test.
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Coco Loco said, advice for tall women, girl. Don't be afraid to. The tall girls always want to have a guy that's as tall as them or taller, right? But you have to understand that.
6Ft tall men represent 14% of the population.
So stop just focused on those Six Flags rides, girl, and go on those Disneyland rides. Those short kings are packing. And I want you to know that.
This is my. My barometer. My test is, can he pick you up?
Because that's all he needs to do, honey. No shade.
Right? But yeah, ride those Disneyland rides, girl. It's a small world after all.
Right? Those short kings are. They'll work for you. Let them work. Someone said. I've never been with short man. You're a lost girl.
My game, girl. I'm five eight. My man's five eight. Girl, I'm six two. Someone said fun size, girl.
It ain't fun size, girl. It's jumbo size. It's family size pack, girl.
Yeah, all right. Okay, let me see what y' all are talking about here. Yeah, oftentimes when it's five nine, girl, it's close to nine. And it's five eight. Girl, it's close to eight. When it's six one, it's closer to six.
And that's no shade. Unless. Unless he's 6ft and he's really thin, really skinny like me. Then he packing, girl. Then he packing.
Yeah, but honey, those football players, girl.
I pay it. Pay it no mind.
Keith said you said look at how wide the nose is. Yeah, that nose width, girl, is the width of you know what. Now, I don't care if you look at my nose, girl. Cuz you're not going to get any of my stuff. But look at like some of these Nigerians, girl. Nose is all the way here. No shade.
