A short YouTube monologue by creator Anwar White (uploaded Dec 12, 2024) offering humorous, sexually suggestive heuristics for judging whether a man might be "good in bed" from first-date behaviors. Key cues the speaker highlights: how a man hands you objects (grabbing vs receiving), his eating style and whether he talks/eats openly, his verbal play (talking dirty), and whether he dances (dancers vs wallflowers). The tone is playful, colloquial, and sexually explicit in places.
Chapters
Okay. Someone said, can you tell if he's good in bed from the first. From a first date? Great question. So you. You can tell if the way that he hands you things, right?
Hand him something. Hand him, like a salt shaker.
Hand it like a salt shaker. If he grabs it. Grabs it away from you, he's going to grab the punani.
If he receives it, he's gentle with it. Look at how he's eating. If he eats like an animal. And this is count. This is like, maybe some of y' all are gagging because you're like, oh, my God. He's like a heathen. No, you want a heathen. You want somebody that eats crazy because he's going to eat you crazy. Okay? Do you hear me, ladies?
He. He's talking with his. With his mouth open. He's eating with his mouth open, girl. Guess what? You want his mouth open? Talking to you while he's eating, too, girl.
Talk dirty while you eat. Talk dirty while you eat.
Tired of it, honey. Tired of it.
If you're a verbal girl, put verbal in the chat, honey. Because I'm a verbal girl. You got to tell me I'm dirty, honey. You got to tell me I've been a bad girl.
I'm not seeing a lot of verbal. Y' all leaving me alone on this, y', all. Y', all. I'm die. I'm dying alone here. Somebody put verbal in the. In the chat, girl. I don't want to be the only one. Okay, good. Lots of verbal. Lord, I thought I was just the only girl alone. Someone says she talks back, girl, my mom told me never to talk back.
Someone told me. My mom told me it was disrespectful. But I'm a verbal girl, so I need verbal verbs. All the verbs.
Yeah. Someone said loud and proud. All right, girl.
So, yeah, if he eating crazy like that, girl, let him. Okay.
So that's another way to find out on the first date if. If you know, if he's good in bed. The other thing.
If y' all go dancing, right?
The men that are holding up the wall are usually not good in bed. The wallflowers. The men that are out there dancing usually are pretty good in bed. Okay.
