Short monologue by a single speaker discussing the speaker's personal and anecdotal views about Hispanic/Latino men and infidelity. The speaker asserts, using repeated phrasing and examples, that Hispanic men commonly cheat, links cheating likelihood to work hours/energy, and offers informal heuristics (e.g., long workdays reduce cheating risk). The tone is anecdotal, humorous, and stereotypical.
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Taylor said ditto to Hispanic men with black women. Do they really cheat a lot?
Hmm. How do I say this.
In a way that you will understand?
Yes.
Si, se puede.
Yes. They're cheaters.
They produce and direct the show. Cheaters.
They. They are the Pete Rose of dating and relationships.
Family over here, family over there. Woman over here, woman over there.
Yeah.
Here'S what this hit. This is how I figure out if. If I. If this is how I used to figure it out when I was in these streets. I need a Hispanic man who works so hard during the day that when he comes home, he just passes out that he literally doesn't have the energy to cheat.
If. If the. If the guy that you're talking to is Hispanic or Latino and he has a 9 to 5, he's probably gonna cheat. Girl, he still has energy.
If he's working.
6 to 6 or 8 to 8, you're probably gonna be in pretty good shape. It's not promised.
But.
Yeah, they got a girl. When they come home, they literally, like.
They have to collapse on the couch.
Jen loves Elton Said married a Hispanic man. All he did was cheat for seven years.
Mm.
Yeah, he's got. He's gotta work. He's gotta work until at least seven. If he's getting off at five, he's cheating at six.
Six o', clock, six o'. Clock.
Then he's coming home and he's all sweaty. You thinking he's had a hard day's work and he's had a hard 10 minutes of work.
Anyway, some of. Some of us are ready for that. Some of us are not.
