Don't Date These White Men!

Hey, girl, I want to kiki a little bit. Yeah. Now, you know I'm a huge fan and I'm a huge proponent of white boy winter, but there are some white men that you should not be engaging with. And I want to go through the top five that I think you should not give the time of day to. Okay, girl, so the first white guy you should never give the time of day to is a white guy with no lips. Girl number one, this scares me. Number two, a guy with no lips literally cannot kiss you. And if he can't kiss you, he can't be a good boyfriend or husband. Number three, guys with no lips, they lie. I feel like because there are no lips. Like, the lies just fall out, girl. They just fall. Yeah. And in my experience, the white guys with no lips tend to be more racist. I don't know. Let me know in the comments if that's been your experience as well. But white men with no lips? No, no, no.

The second set of white guys that I want you to avoid during this white boy winter are the white chocolates. And I know for many of you, that is your flava. White girl. That's the only white that you can do. But, girl, please understand that most of these guys are playas and they have a lot of women chasing after them, so they're not really trying to get to know women at a deeper level. For the most part, like quite as a skeptical. Many of them don't even know themselves. No shade.

Now, the third kind of white guy that I want you to stay away from is the white guy that only is into predominantly white sports. Now, I know a lot of you are scared to date white guys because you think that they're gonna.

Inflict some sort of harm or danger. Girl, these predominantly white sports are like KKK rallies. No shade. So if he is into hockey and lacrosse and that's all he deals with, he doesn't deal with any basketball, any football, anything else. Girl, if he prefers the winter sports over the summer sports, that is a red flag for me. Run away immediately.

The fourth kind of white guy that I want you to avoid while dating in this white boy winter are what I call the NEPA whites. Now, if he has like a third or a fourth at the end of his name, if he's John the third, John the fourth. Girl. If he is a legacy, if his dad is very powerful, he is probably rebelling against his family and dating a black girl because he wants attention and knowing full well that his family is not going to accept her. So don't fall into this trap. As someone who has gone to boarding schools and top institutions, you got a lot of these legacies, these Nepo babies that will do this but will not truly take you seriously. So don't engage with them, okay? Robin Thicke is a good example of this.

And now, finally, last but not least, any white man that gives you a compliment about your skin is giving Silence of the Lambs. Danger. Danger. Stranger danger. Run away immediately. Scary. That is fetishism. That is not a compliment. And I want you to run away as quickly as possible. Now, it's tricky because a lot of white men will give you a compliment about your hair, but if they give you a compliment about your skin, it's creepy territory. So avoid these white men as well.

Now, I hope this list was really helpful for you as you're navigating your white boy winter. Let me know in the comments, other white men that we need to avoid so that you can have your best white boy winter ever. Hope you had fun.