A short YouTube monologue by dating coach Anwar White using a luggage metaphor to categorize men from various nationalities and types (e.g., 'oversized', 'checked', 'carry-on', 'personal items') based on perceived sexual/relationship capacity and behavior. The speaker lists nationalities and archetypes for each category, adds subcategories like 'kinky' and 'lost' luggage, and invites viewers to comment with their experiences.
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Hey, girl. My name is Anwar White. I am a dating coach, and I wanted to come on here and talk a little bit about dating luggage. Now, I have been around the world to Nai, and I have personally done the research to let you know who has the luggage that is oversized, that is checked, that is carry on, and that is personal items. So we're going to start with the oversized. Now these are the. That's. This is the luggage. This is the baggage that will hit your walls and hit your guts. I don't know how else to say it without getting banned. Okay, Colombian, Brazilian. Yes. In terms of Europe, Dutch, Italian, French, obviously US Black, and then Caribbean, Haitian, Jamaican, Dominican, and Cuban. Also short kings, skinny, tall boys and nerds. Do not sleep on them. All right, so those are the guys that are oversized. So please know they packing lots of luggage, honey. All right, girl, so I want to talk about the checked luggage now. Now there's North America, Canada, Mexico, U.S. nordic countries, Nigeria, Japanese, Israeli, and Indian. They're all checked luggage. What does this mean? It means that he's not hitting the walls, but he. He's knocking on the door. Okay.
Now this is my list for carry ons. And it's a little bit disappointing because we love the Greeks, we love the Russians, the Irish and the English. We love them. Middle Eastern are also great, but they're only giving carry on luggage. What does this mean? Girl, he's not even knocking on the door. He's standing outside patiently wanting to come in. So it's a they. But guess what? They compensate in other ways, right? We love that about them.
Girl. And then finally, our personal items. This is like, you know, fanny pack, girl. This is like sadness galore. It breaks my heart to have to tell you that the Samoans, the Turkish and the East Asian men, you already knew about the East Asian men, so I don't have to even go into that. But, girl, the Samoans are the disappointment of the century. So super sad to tell you about this. If you didn't know. Now you know, girl, I have some other categories as well. So I talked to my girls on the live last night, and we came to the conclusion that some of the more kinkier luggage, the weird shaped and all of that, Japanese, white, Nigerian.
Jamaican, and obviously Haitian, those are the kinkiest ones. And. And then the ones that get lost, the luggage that gets lost all the time, that doesn't hit.
I heard that sometimes it is some of the US Blacks, but also the other people that really aren't hitting in terms of professions. Doctors and gym bros. Yeah, let me know what your experience has been. Who do you know that's oversized? Who do you know that's a personal item? And who do you know that doesn't hit? I want to know in the comments, so let me know, girl.
Also, please don't send this to men. They're literally always coming for me because they hate the dating advice that I give women because it empowers them. So, girl, I don't need more men trying to come for me, so let's keep it between the girls, okay?
