Short transcript of a YouTube monologue (creator: Anwar White) in which a single speaker humorously asks an audience—addressed as "my celibate/abstinent girls"—about eating Snickers bars upside down to "feel the veins." The excerpt repeats the comedic motif of "Snicker veins," includes playful admonitions ("Keep it in your pants"), and lightstage banter (mentions kombucha and audience reactions).
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Now, let me ask you this, girl.
Let me ask you this, because I know some of you girls, some of the girls haven't had it in a very long time. Are you one of those girls who eats their Snickers upside down because you want to feel the veins of it?
Do you want to feel the veins of the Snickers bar because you haven't felt the veins before or in a very long time? My celibate girls, my abstinent girls.
That's what we need to talk about.
Yes, honey. The snicker veins, girl.
Oh, you. You didn't know about that? You didn't know about the Snicker veins?
Some of y' all acting brand new, and I already know. Someone said me. Lynn said, Yes, I do.
Yes, honey.
You all better eat that Snickers bar upside down, honey.
Someone said they're feening for it, girl.
Keep it in your pants.
Oh, girl. All right, girl. Should I go to bed? Are we just getting started.
Or are we just getting started? What's the tea? What's the tea? Let me. Let me have some of my kombucha. So I'm a white woman.
Just someone, they're saying, just getting started, honey. Honey, we just getting started. We just getting started.
I know that's right, honey. All right. Okay. Let me see what's going on here. Okay. Oh, my God.
Y' all weren't ready for the Snickers.
Y' all weren't ready. Ready for the Snickers. Snicker veins.
