Anwar White breaks down how to land a work husband: talk to him, tease him, get him to do small favors like fetching drinks. She recommends having multiple work husbands of different ethnicities, but warns that a Black work husband might make you actually fall in love.
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Someone said, how do you get a white work husband? Girl, I know this is going to be, like. This is going to sound really complicated, okay? You might want to, like, get a. Like a pencil and a paper.
Literally. You will just need to talk to them.
That's it.
Tease them.
Have them do things for you.
Hey, Chad, while you're out, can you go. Can you get me a Diet Pepsi and a salad, please?
That's it.
Hey, Brad, can you. Can you pick up my papers from the printer for me?
Thank you.
That's it.
Yes, honey. Hey, Tim, can you do me a favor.
Honey? When I was in corporate, girl, I had a white and an Asian husband. Work husband, work husband, work husband.
So if you got a white work husband, I need you to get another one.
Get a white one and get a Hispanic one or an Asian one.
Get multiple poly, T.
Throuple T.
Okay, what about a black one? Too close to home. You gonna fall in love, girl. You gonna fall in love.
Don't get a black one, girl. Don't do it. It's too real. You playing house, girl. Before you know it, you, girl, you going to work with. With leftovers.
Suddenly that work husband becomes a war. Husband becomes a woe. Husband becomes a w. Husband becomes a husband.
Can you fall in love with your work husband? If he's black, yes. If he's white. Now.
If I'm lying, I'm dying, girl.
Right, Exactly. The curbsaver. Okay, she. She calling the T. She said I had a black work husband and was having inappropriate dreams about him.