Short YouTube monologue (Anwar White, uploaded April 10, 2024) in which the speaker lists humorous and stereotypical 'signs' that a boyfriend might be gay — e.g., jacuzzi behavior, finger-length ratio, how he checks fingernails, feet orientation toward a gay friend, looking another man up and down, and talking negatively about gay men. The tone is comedic and anecdotal, relying on stereotypes.
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Dano said, how do I know if my boyfriend is gay? I actually just did a. I was on a podcast, and someone asked me about that because they were asking about dating in Atlanta. And I said, girl, go in the Jacuzzi with him. Girl. If he puts his butt to those jets, he's gay. Girl.
Girl, always that.
If. If his. I always say this. This is actually research back. I know y' all think I talk a lot of, but I'm actually being honest. If his index finger is, like, significantly shorter than his ring finger, he's probably gay. See mine? Do you see how significant that difference is? He's probably gay. If you ask him to check his fingernails and he does this instead of this, he's probably gay. Yeah. And if you want to bring, like, a gay friend around, if his feet are pointing toward your gay friend, he's probably gay. If he looks at another man and he looks at the guy up and down, he's probably gay.
If he's talking shit about a gay dude, he's probably gay.