A short YouTube monologue by Anwar White in which a single speaker humorously frames their sexual experiences as "research." The speaker repeats phrases about having sacrificed dignity in the name of research, thanks the audience for salutes, and describes the mission as largely successful.
And in said, girl, how many have you been with? I have.
I've had experience.
In the name of research. I mean, I've done it for you all so that you don't have to do it. Would you really want to sleep with all of the men out there in the world?
I did it so that you didn't have to.
I had to sacrifice myself.
And my dignity.
Research, Tea. Research. I'm a researcher.
Girl.
The sacrifices that I've made.
Why am I not being saluted here? Like, I don't get it.
Thank you. Thank you for some of the salutes. I appreciate it.
Thank you. Thank you. I appreciate that. Thank you, thank you. I appreciate it, honey, I appreciate. Thank you, thank you, thank you. Thank you. Okay.
I appreciate it. This, this has been hard service. It's been hard. Mission has been very successful most of the time.