A brief YouTube monologue (by Anwar White) giving humorous, practical advice on how to approach a chiropractor crush: do not interrupt while he is working, instead speak before or after the session, and first check for signs he may be married (look for a ring or a "ring tan"). The speaker punctuates guidance with comedic personal asides about faithfulness and marriage.
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Okay. Cookie said Bessie. What's the tea? On approaching my chiropractor. I'm begging, girl. So you're gonna have to do okay. When he's working on you don't give. Don't do anything while the work is happening. Your tea is before or afterward. But also, you gotta check this. Yeah. Sometimes because he's working, it'll be like this. But you gotta check to see if there's a. Do you see there's like a little white ring? Because I keep my rings on because I'm faithful. Right? You'll generally see this with the married guys. Sometimes the girls are like, oh, he doesn't have a ring on, but, girl, does he have the ring tan? Does he have the ring tan? I have a little bit of a ring tan. Right? Do you see? It goes a little bit inner, too. It goes in right here because of the ring, honey. Because my husband has me in a chokehold, honey. In this marriage, honey. Girl.
And I love it.
But you want to check for that first and foremost, girl. Because what we're not going to do is break up happy homes number two. We want to talk to him before or after the session.