A short, humorous YouTube monologue (by Anwar White) offering playful advice on flirting and networking at conferences. The speaker frames conferences as places to "plant seeds" and evening events as where connections are "watered," and repeatedly recommends carrying physical business cards (jokingly called "coochie cards") to exchange discreetly and attract attention.
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Mackenzie said, I'm going to a research conference this week. Any tips? Well, if you're going to Afro tech, I'll be there. Come up to me. Let's find you a boy. Let's find you a man. Honey.
What's the the tips? The tips are the conference is where you plant the seeds. The evening events, the happy hours, and the parties is where you water them.
It's where you get wet.
Yeah.
So what does that mean? It means that exchange numbers. Here's the gag. Ladies, I know this is, like, really, really old school, but for a conference, you always want to have a physical card. Always. I know it's old school, but you want to have a physical card if you're going to conferences. This is mine. I will be giving this out to a plenty of people.
Because you never, like, in a place like that, you don't want to be seen exchanging numbers with a man. Because what will happen is that the other guys who are scoping you out will think, okay, he has her. I'm done. I can't. I can't, like, be involved with her. But, you know, it's super easy.
Girl, the cards are flying out of my hand. Boom.
Take my card. See how easy that is? One second.
When I was single, this I used to call them. Oh, oh. I gave that man my coochie card.
Hey, I was giving. I was giving. I was giving. I was giving. Too many men my coochie card. Yeah.
So.
Honey, get yourself these cards when you're going to conferences. Boom, boom, boom. He gets a coochie card. He gets a coochie card. He gets a coochie card. And let's see who wins.
I don't know what the winning prize will be.
But.
I said it, and I'll say it again.
Someone said, business cards. If you're in business of giving coochie cards, then dot, dot, dot.