Short comedic monologue by Anwar White instructing an audience to 'block' people based on their names. The speaker lists many personal-name categories (biblical names, names ending in -ante/-von, names beginning with 'Ty' or 'T' combinations, 'Kwan', 'overly white' names like Chad/Brad, names ending in -o often of Latin origin) and jokes about leaving only a few contacts.
Chapters
Let's start blocking now. If he has a biblical name, block him.
Jeremiah's, blocked.
Matt, Luke.
Blocked.
Do you hear me?
John.
Moses, Blocked.
Elijah, Isaiah, double blocked.
Okay.
If he has a name that ends in ante.
Or von.
Block.
Javante.
Tayvon.
Blocked.
Okay.
If his. If his first name starts with a T and a Y.
Tie Or Tyrone or Tyron. Blocked.
Yeah. Any of the Kwans?
Kwans. Gone.
If he has an overly white name. Chad, Brad.
Blocked.
Phil.
Bob.
Blocked.
Tanner. Blocked.
Shane.
Kyle. Blocked.
Okay.
So are we good.
After all of that? I. I guess you would have, what, three names and numbers in your phone? Your mom, your best friend, and your sister?
Yeah. Any T names? Girl.
T names are not T.
Okay.
Any names that start that end with an O.
That are Latin, that have a Latin root for my spelling bee girls out there. Ricardo.
Out.
Lothario, Roberto.
Out.
Julio, Carlo, Orlando, Ronaldo, Roberto, Domingo.
Cristian, Aldo.
Don Julio, Julio, out.
Okay.
Someone said that just leaves Anwar. No, no, girl. No, no, girl. You better not have my name, girl. Yes, honey. Bonito, Mao, out. So I'm going to say, what about Jorge? Jorge's in, girl. Jorge's in, girl. Jorge's in.
Jorge's in.
Okay, good. Are we done blocking now? Are we good? Are we good with the block?
