Most of y’all were not taught how to date!

Y' all don't actually need as much help as you think. I think a lot of people, like, will take this whole dating thing personally, and I'm here to just offer to you that the market conditions are just the most difficult that they've ever been. Okay? So realize that, like, most of this is not about you. These are about the conditions. So for anyone that's, like, embarrassed about feeling like, oh, my God, I can't believe I need help with this, girl. Do you know people study years for the bar exam, and I want you to think about it as such. Dating is a skill, and for most of y', all, you were never taught how to date. Let me know in the comments if you were not taught how to date. Give me a hashtag not taught, and make sure that you spell taught correctly, or I will kick you out of this life. Thank you. Thank you.

Exactly. Do you see all the not tots?

And thank you all for spelling that correctly. I appreciate it.

Oh, someone said not tot.

Sarah Parsley, you're out.

Y' all think I was playing? I'm kicking you out, girl.

We don't do that around here.