Anwar White (dating coach) delivers a humorous, candid monologue aimed at Black women about dating, offering blunt stereotypes and personal observations about men from many cultural backgrounds (Black, African/Caribbean, Korean, Samoan, Hispanic, Indian, Jewish, Italian, short men, "pretty boys," doctors, etc.). He mixes comedic metaphors and product references, gives practical-sounding warnings (e.g., about men raised by mothers, cheaters, underperforming partners), and invites viewers to share experiences in the comments.
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Girl, I want to talk a little bit of shit about these guys. I mean, why not, right? Let's do some girl talk. I mean, many of you are over them anyway, so who cares? Now, as a dating coach for 14 years, but more importantly, as your fairy godbrother, I'm going to give you some tea that maybe a lot of people are not talking about, but we need to talk about. So number one, girl, these black guys are not packing the way that they used to. So before it was like 75% pack in, 25% middle. Now it's like a third packing, a third med, a third womp womp. And I think it's all the hormones and the meats and chickens and all the plastics and the food and all the. Maybe the little Debbie snack cake swirl. It's the same as like these new hair cantu products and perm that gives you all the fibroids inside. Bring back pink lotion and blue magic. The black girls will get that. Nobody else will. Also, don't listen to these African and Caribbean guys who tell you that they don't go down and they don't eat no shade. But they grew up hungry and they'll eat anything. And if they ever tell you that they don't go downtown, just let them know that you not throw a neck for them. You know what I mean? Some guys that get looked over but don't need to be looked over. Short kings. They're packin nerds packin'. You know who's not packin'? But I get. I hear a lot about Korean men, girl. K pop is a K flop, girl. I'm talking.
Squid game down there. If you want to be with a Korean man, girl, it's. It's up to you, girl. But just tell me you're a lesbian now, girl. Happy pride month to you. No shade. Yeah. Also Samoans short as well, girl. Short and thick. Honey, it's like watching that Moana movie, girl. You're going to want more of it and you're not gonna get it. Saddest story of one's life. Okay, so Hispanic men cheat. But I think most of y' all know that already. Indian, Jewish and Italian men super spoiled. Their mothers give them everything. So a lot of these men will try to replace their mothers with you. So make sure you don't do anything with them. Also broke guys. Bestie will d you down. Bestie. Pretty guys. Two pumps and it's over. It's just like my snail mucin Cosrx, which this should be a paid promotion. Two pumps over. You can't even warm it up with these pretty boys. And most of us are thinking like, oh, my God, I bagged a pretty boy. But, girl, he's never gonna hit your walls. Doctors are the same. Doctors are the worst in bed, which is crazy, because they literally study anatomy for, like, years upon years, but they. They don't know where your spot is. No shade. Finally, kinky. Japanese, Germans, Italians, anyone that was part of the Axis of evil in the World War II. Girl, that's where their kinkiness came in. So no shade, girl, but they're gonna kink you out, so beware of that. Now in the comments, let's talk shit. Tell me what your experiences have been, because knowledge is power, and I want all of y' all to be as knowledgeable as possible. I hope this helps.
