A short, informal spoken monologue (YouTube) in which the speaker shares humorous and self-deprecating anecdotes about past relationships and travel — notably moving to Germany for a man, quickly returning to America, an engagement to a Turkish man, and audience callouts comparing extreme romantic gestures (e.g., flying to Nigeria for a day). Tone is conversational, comedic, and confessional.
Chapters
Someone said God's greatest gift Said I was so stupid, Stupid and took a train. Damn.
Girl, we've all been there.
We've all been there, girl, I. I moved. This was when I was young, girl. Young, young fish, girl, I didn't even know what was left or right. I was barely going through puberty. That's how young I was, girl. I moved back to Germany for a man. Oh, my God. You don't want to know this, girl. So messy. But we've all been that, girl. Yeah, I. Yeah, I moved to Germany for a man.
And you know what? A month later, I had to go back. I had to come back to America. What was that movie? Coming to America? Girl, that was me.
So we've all been there, girl. There's no shade, no shame. We're all family here.
Someone said, give the Germany story, girl. I'm not going to give the Germany story, girl. Because the dick wasn't even good.
I was with a Turkish man. We were engaged. I thought he was the one and he was not the one.
He was the negative one.
O.
Get off of me.
I don't. I don't let bears up on me like that, girl.
Someone said I flew to Nigeria for one day. Girl, you got me beat.
Girl. You got me be for one day in Nigeria.
Girl. Honey, I might have to. I might have to bring you on, girl, because that is a SM story I already know.
