Anwar White discusses and categorizes stereotypes of "different kinds of white men," using colloquial labels (e.g., "safe," "white chocolate") and celebrity examples (Travis Kelce, Justin Timberlake, Channing Tatum, Robin Thicke). The excerpt lists physical traits and cultural markers (redhead/ginger, long hair, scruffy/biker look, Jewish or Southern Italian, baldness with age threshold) and assigns informal safety judgments for dating contexts.
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Now, here's the thing. There are different kinds of white men. And I'm probably going to do a video about this. But if he's a ginger, if he's a redhead, he's basically black, so the redheads are safe.
Safe.
If he is European.
Safer. Okay. If he is.
If he has long hair.
Safe.
If he is.
Jewish or Southern Italian.
Pretty safe. Okay.
Trying to think, who else?
There's a certain kind of white guy. I don't know how to explain it, except for this way.
If he's scruffy. Do you know what I mean? My friends and I call it like, dwd. Like dirty White D. If he's like, scruffy, almost like, you know, like a lot of those biker guys.
Safe.
Yeah, yeah. White chocolate, not safe. Out, out, out.
Okay.
Someone said, anwar, I'm not into white guys. Is that a mistake on my part? Well, I would just say I would date everybody and see who treats you the best. Okay. I know that when women of color, specifically black women, date everybody, you will 7x your chance of finding your person. Someone said, what's white chocolate? Well, it used to be Travis Kelce and it used to be Justin Timberlake, like John B.
What's that guy's name?
Blurred Lines. He's white chocolate, too. What's his. What's his name? Yeah. Channing Tatum is white chocolate. Vanilla Ice, Paul Wall. Robin Thicke. That's right. Robin Thicke is thin. This is what I hear.
But.
That'S for another story. That's for another life, honey.
So I used to live in la, and I knew a lot of girls who used to hook up with some of these boys, honey. And.
Robin Thick is thin.
A lot of these men not packing. No shade. No shade.
Okay, so, yeah, yeah. Jack. Jack Harlow is white chocolate. Out.
Okay.
Okay. So is that helpful, Tommy from Power? Yes. White chocolate.
Yeah. Bald white guys, safe if they're over 35. If they're younger than 35, I think they're part of the skinheads. No shade.
