Short YouTube monologue by a dating coach (Anwar White) addressing audience questions about Chinese men and dating. The speaker uses a humorous, candid tone, discusses physical stereotypes (color of genitalia) and cultural/anthropological comments, and cautions against getting him 'canceled' for blunt remarks. The piece mixes direct address with live-chat interjections.
Chapters
What do you think about Chinese men from China, not America, as a dating coach?
Why do you guys ask me. Why do you all ask me these questions? You ask me these questions because you want me to get in trouble, you want me to get canceled. You want me to say some wild shit out of my mouth. And because these motherfuckers record me on my lives, girl. And then they put. They put me in their stories, and then I'm picked up by some random blog in Beijing about how this black dating coach is racist against Chinese men and talk shit about their Ds.
You're not going to get me caught up, girl.
Not today. Maybe tomorrow.
Maybe tomorrow?
Yes.
Why are you floored? Let me tell you something about these Chinese men, though, girl. No shade.
Okay? The gag about Chinese men and even some Japanese men is that their D looks bright brown. Like, if you didn't know he was Chinese, you would think that this. He's from South Africa. Like, it looks. It's brown. You're like, where did that come from?
Yes, I know a lot of y' all haven't necessarily.
Dabbled.
Haven'T had any of that general style chicken, honey.
I have. So.
Yes, honey. Someone said brown. And length or color? No, girl, color. Not length.
Okay, so someone said brown meat. I love that for them.
Yeah, a good number of them. You know, like the. The brown Chinese men. Not the. Like. Not the white Chinese men, but, like the brown Chinese men. That's. That T.
Someone said anthropology plus biological reasons, babe. Girl. Avi.
Yes, yes, honey, get into that. This Southern Chinese men hunting. What do they call it? South China Sea.
That's where I would be. Someone said kung pao chicken. I know that's right and wrong at the same time. Respectfully speaking. I have a question for you. All right?
