Short YouTube monologue (Anwar White) responding to the question "What if a guy tells you he loves you after a week?" The speaker jokes and claims this behavior is common among Nigerian and Haitian men, calling it 'love bombing', mocking cultural practices (references to 'oil' and Houston), and advising skepticism—suggesting asking the man's other family/household (jokingly, his wife or other residence) for validation. The speaker also notes that in Haitian Creole "love" is often used where English speakers might say "like."
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Liz said, what if a guy is telling you he loves you? After a week.
It sounds like you're dating a Nigerian man.
That or a Haitian man. Let me know, because that's what they'll do.
That's what they'll do.
I wouldn't believe it. But if you really want to get validation, you should ask his other family.
You should ask his wife.
You should go to his other home of residence.
And ask all the people that live there.
That's love bombing, Tea. And you know who love to love bomb.
Nigerians.
People said, what's with the Nigerian men, girl? You know, they use all that oil.
From Nigeria.
For their love bombing. That's why they all go to Houston, girl, because that's where the oil is. The more oil they have, the more they'll be able to love bomb you.
No, but seriously, when a Nigerian man says, I love you, it's really the equivalent of just saying, I like you.
Whatever they're doing.
Divided by 10.
That's. That's how they really feel about you.
Yeah, okay.
Oh, my God. Y' all are acting a fool. Y' all are acting out right now.
Yeah, cuz, these people, these, like, Nigerian men, Haitian men, they'll introduce you to friends, to family, and then you think that you're in like Flynn, but you don't understand that you're the third girl that he's introduced his friends to that week.
Yeah, someone said that.
Just for reference, there's no translation for, like in Haitian Creole, so love is used a lot. That's what I'm trying to say. When they say they love you, it just means that they like you.
