A short YouTube monologue by Anwar White (uploaded May 13, 2024) using chocolate preferences (white, milk, dark) as a metaphor for cultural/racial identity and dating choices. The speaker contrasts 'white chocolate' (performative adoption of Black culture) with 'real' Black identity, mentions public figures (Travis Kelce, Justin Bieber, Justin Timberlake) as examples, and delivers humorous, candid commentary.
Chapters
Someone said, white chocolate is not good. Let me ask you this. When you go to the store and you say, I want some chocolate, do you get the white chocolate or do you get the milk chocolate? Catch it.
Catch it.
Serious question.
If you want chocolate, get chocolate.
Some of the girls get dark chocolate. I don't know what to say. I don't know what to say with y', all, honey. The girls who get the dark chocolate, girl.
Someone said, I've never voluntarily get white chocolate. There's a reason for that. Same with dating.
Someone said, the real thing. Exactly.
Why get some fake imitation tea, girl? Here's the reason why.
Because a lot of these white chocolates, oftentimes it's a little. It can be a phase for many of them. Now, there are some white men that are blacker than me, girl.
That comes from the soul, honey. That comes from their previous life, girl. Where they were marching on the front lines as a black man, and then they came back to this life as a white man. And it didn't transfer over. I'm not talking about those guys. Those men are black. I'm talking about the white chocolates that cosplay black and culture. The Travis Kelce's of the world who used it as a phase. But when they want to get serious, they'll go for a Taylor Swift.
Yeah.
Girl. Justin Bieber had his white chocolate moment, girl. Look at him now. Travis Kelce, just Justin Timberlake.
Don't be fooled by the rocks that they got because they're cubic zirconian. Do you hear me?
