A short YouTube monologue by Anwar White (uploaded May 13, 2024) in which the speaker complains, humorously and emotionally, about being labeled an "Internet personality" rather than a "dating coach." The clip covers the speaker's discovery of the label, attempts to change it, feelings of loss of personhood, and repeated exclamations underscoring hurt and disbelief.
Chapters
Yeah, someone said there's a safe search. Yeah, I didn't know, girl I just. Girl, I just. If they say, girl, I'm searching dot, dot, dot I don't care CIA already knows that I'm messy, girl Got my whole I got my whole ass out on the Internet, girl Girl, I googled myself a couple months ago they had the nerve to put me as Internet personality not even dating coach, girl I felt like that was the shade of it all when when the Internet labels you girl you can't get it back, girl My personhood is gone.
Girl what am I? I'm not even a person, girl I'm a personality.
Rongo Dongo.
It was rude, it was rude girl I tried to go through the steps to get that changed girl they paid me no mind they paid it, girl Girl, I'm Internet personality for the rest of my life girl My kids are gonna look me up when I done passed away, girl they're gonna know me as Internet personality, girl.
And it really did hurt my feelings.
It really did it really hurt my rongo dongle girl it really did hurt my purses it really did hurt my feelings.