A short YouTube-style conversational monologue giving dating advice about handling a partner's messy house. The speaker recommends not cleaning for the partner, instead expressing discomfort, suggesting asking the partner to hire a house cleaner after several dates, and frames the situation in terms of sexual/romantic intentions.
Kiki said recently met a 61 year old lawyer, white and a gentleman. He his house is messy. Can I help him clean? No, don't help him clean, but let him know I'm not feeling super comfortable here because I don't know where to sit because there's just like a lot of things here.
Right? Or like when he offers to have you over. Just like the last time that I was over, I just, I wasn't feeling, you know, super comfortable. I would prefer to meet you somewhere else until, you know, the house is a little bit more in order. He's a lawyer and he's 61, so he has money. So, you know, if I don't. I don't know where you are in the courtship, but let's say if you've had like three to four dates with him after that, just let him know. Have you thought about getting a house cleaner?
My friends have been getting one and I've tried one and it's like totally de stressed me.
And see what he says.
Yeah, because here's the thing, he wants you over his house, girl, because he wants that yum yum, girl. I mean, every man does. Men are always looking for sex and find love along the way and women are looking for love and have sex along the way. So give him that and come back and let me know what the tea is, girl.
