A single-speaker, humorous/advice-focused monologue arguing that having hobbies is essential for healthy dating and personal fulfillment. The speaker warns that people without hobbies tend to over-invest in partners, leading to short relationships, and offers concrete, sometimes tongue-in-cheek hobby suggestions (book club, pottery, pickleball) as ways to become well-rounded and more attractive.
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Let me see what else we got going on. Do you need hobby pics for your dating profile? Even if you don't have hobbies, girl, get a hobby. No shade. That's boring.
That's boring.
Part of and this is an important part of dating. You gotta have a life to share with somebody if you are going to date. Well, if you work and go home and that's it and all you're talking about is the new show on Netflix, it's not enough.
Girl. Book club, workout.
Pottery, I don't care.
Get a hobby.
You're gonna have to be a well rounded individual. People that don't have hobbies will get with other people that don't have hobbies. And what will happen is when you don't have anything going on in your life, you will over invest in someone and make that other person your everything. Because you have nothing else.
You will transfer all of the energy that you're putting into work, which no shade is way too much. And you will put it on to your person and that's going to turn him off more than anything else.
So if you are that girl who is no shade, boring and has no hobbies, you probably won't have a relationship that will last longer than six months. If you do get into a relations.
Yeah, honey. Pickleball. Get into it. Get you up. Get you a 55 year old rich pickleball expert. Honey. Ow. Ow. And this recession. I'm gonna dip into that. Dip into his 401k honey. Get into that Medicaid girl. Before. Before they take it all out. Honey.
Yes, girl. Get into it. Honey. Honey, we. We just surviving girl. And this reception girl. I'm trying to tell you, okay?
