A short monologue (YouTube) that uses a candy metaphor—"white chocolate" versus milk/dark chocolate—to critique white men who adopt elements of Black culture. The speaker warns that some such men are "cosplaying" Blackness, receive outsized credit for minimal gestures, develop inflated egos, assume privileges they don't have, and "colonize" Black social space. The tone is critical and cautionary.
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Kim Lachey said, what's the tea on dating a white chocolate man?
I guess the question that I have for you is when you go to your local store, corner store, bodega, and you go to the candy section.
Do you pick the white chocolate or do you pick the milk chocolate?
I think most of you will pick the milk chocolate. Some of y' all will pick the dark chocolate. That's okay, too.
It is. Because what are the dangers? The dangers are that a lot of these white chocolate men are cosplaying chocolate.
And when it becomes inconvenient for them.
They'Ll turn into some Starburst or some Skittles, you know, like Travis Kelsey.
Local country, like Beyonce did.
Right. And so that can be really dangerous. The other thing is.
And this is no shade. This is no shade.
A lot of these, A lot of our community give them way too much credit.
For the smallest of the small.
This one white chocolate man does the butterfly, and then he's everything.
The. The bar that we actually evaluate these white chocolate men is so low.
That when they do the bare minimum, it's like they're a 10, even if he's giving two or three.
So what that. What happens is that his head gets really big. You know, those bobbleheads.
That's how big his head is.
And so when a man has a big head.
What happens? The bigger the head, the shittier he treats women.
Yeah. And they get all invited to a cookout because he gave you aave.
And because he is cosplaying white chocolate. Dumb.
Oftentimes, they will think that they have black privileges that they don't.
So their boundaries.
Can someone sometimes get a little. They think that they have a lot of different.
They can say things and do things that.
They don't have privilege to do.
You know? So that's why. And the other thing is, right.
They have a lot of privilege. They will have 6, 8, 12 black women chasing after them.
Yeah. So that's why.
I wouldn't do it.
I want you to think of some of these white chocolate men as still colonizing space, Black space.
I'm not saying that they're all evil. I'm just saying that they take it upon themselves to have certain liberties similar to what colonizers did and do.
So.
And you're talking to someone who has experienced them. And that's why y' all are gagging here in the chat, because you already know. Yes, honey, Justin Timberlake. And what does he do? Pulls off your titty cover.
