A short YouTube monologue by dating coach Anwar White discussing how different Black hairstyles (braids, afros, wigs, weaves, pixie cuts, bobs, natural hair, and hair colors) reportedly attract different types of men across racial and sexual orientations. The speaker frames these as observed patterns from his 15 years coaching experience and invites viewer feedback.
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Girl, let's clock it. I know exactly who's checking for you, and all I have to do is look at your hairstyle. Yeah. As a dating coach for 15 years, as someone who is your fairy godbrother and gets three to four women into relationships every week, I know I can look at a client and I can say I know who she's gonna be with. So let's get into it right here and right now. Girl, if you got braids, those white guys are checking for you. The Asians are checking for you. Your braids tend to skew younger. Also, the biracial and the white chocolates, they're going to be checking for you. Now, if you have any sort of color in your braids, girl, the lesbians are checking for you. Okay? Now if you have a short afro or if you have locks, it's a little bit tricky because you're going to engage and attract two different kinds of guys, the white guys or the grand visors, AKA the hoteps. Okay? So figure out which one you want, girl, because those are two very different men. If you're silk pressed or you're relaxed, you, you're going for a guy that's a little bit more conservative and that is across the board, across the racial color lines, girl. Okay, now if you're into wigs, weaves, specifically straight, I'm talking about one out of the hair chart. It's black eyes, black eyes, wigs, weaves that are straight, it's black guys. Now if you are, you have a longer weave wig or your natural hair and it has a looser curl, it's like a two Latino and Arab guys or middle eastern guys. Okay? Now if you are like a three, like a short curly, you, you gonna really tend for a rich white guy, a latino guy. Oh, I also forgot, girl, if you have a short pixie cut or you have finger waves, old black eye, girl, I call them the Motowns. That's your lane, girl. Stick with it now. Oh, and girl, if you have a bob, you attracting the gay boys, the bisexuals, and the more submissive men. Ask me about it later, girl. Now if you are four, all natural, wash and go, girl. White, white, white. Okay, in terms of color, honey, blonde goes well with everything. Everybody's into that. If you're a blonde, blonde, girl, the lesbians are on you, girl. The white guys, the white, white, the brads, the chads. The blonde guys are checking for you and then the married guys are checking for you. Now if you have red hair, the fboys are checking for you. Now, let me know if this has been your experience, girl, and if not, let me know in the comments what has been your experience.
