A short, humorous monologue by Anwar White giving candid dating advice: specific suggestions for where to meet men of different ethnicities or interests (e.g., "Pro Basque shop" for white men, "Uniqlo" for Asian men, Comic Con for nerds), cautions about certain professions (notably pilots), and opinions on venues like run clubs and farmers markets. The speaker mixes direct recommendations with joking asides and audience Q&A.
Chapters
Someone said, I need help with dating outside of brown men. Go to Pro Basque shop for the white men. Honey. Go to Uniqlo for the Asian men.
Go to the guest store for the Hispanic men. Yeah. Go to Comic Con for the nerds.
Is that helpful?
I hope it is, honey. Don't ever say I didn't tell you nothing.
Okay? Go to those. Yep. Go to those golf stores, those sporting stores.
You think I'm lying? I'm not.
Who do you want to get? I'm gonna tell you where to go. Who you want to get.
Who you want to get. Someone said, not the guest store. No, I'm serious, honey. They. Those Hispanic men will go to the guest store with a wad full of cash.
Someone said the farmers markets.
I don't like those farmer market guys. If he has his own stand in the farmer's market, yes. If he's shopping at the farmer's market, no shade. I can probably get him. Or he's probably some sort of actor or musician who's has narcissistic tendencies.
Bria said, black woman dating divorced white male pilot. Advice. I would never date a pilot.
Pilots have a God complex.
Maybe those God complexes will reduce now that they're crashing a lot now, I don't know. But pilots are dangerous. They're dangerous like surgeons are. Like lawyers are. Like police and firefighters are. Like military are. And if you don't believe me, ask any flight attendant. They'll tell you the tea.
Someone said, what about run clubs? Run clubs are cute, but if you're going to a run club to meet a guy, it's the wrong reason.
To go to a run club. And if I was going to go to a run club, I would never talk to a man who has his shirt off.
And I would probably talk to the men that are walking just like I will be walking.
Yeah. Someone said church men who are not at the church volunteer. Well, those are the men that are going to be about it. That are going to be living the word, not just talking about the word.
Okay.
Honey, those pilots are sleeping with all the women and all of the men, they sleeping with all the flight attendants.
That's why all of those gay flight attendants are so happy. Girl, they always got a smile on their face. They're getting taken care of. No shade.
