A single-speaker YouTube monologue (by Anwar White) listing the speaker's observed correlations between women's hairstyles and the types of romantic partners they attract. The speaker frames these as experience-based matchmaking rules (claims such as seeing ~150 women enter relationships per year over ~15 years) and gives rapid-fire pairings (e.g., pixie cut → older Black men he calls "Motowns"; bald → artists and lesbians; silk press → conservative Black men; honey-blonde box braids → broadly attractive to many men). The tone is informal, assertive, and observational.
Questions this video answers
About 150 women per year.
Almost 15 years.
Chapters
Okay.
Here'S what I want everyone to know.
I want. Someone said, cut that. Someone said, cut that and rock a pixie. If you gonna have a pixie cut, you are going to attract the Motowns.
You know, those old black dudes, Those. I call them the Motowns. That's what you're gonna give. That's. That's what your lane is going to give, girl.
So beware. Beware of that.
Okay?
Beware.
Vic said I'm bald, so what is my lane? If you're a bald woman, you going to have two lanes.
Artists and lesbians.
That's it. That's it.
I know this doesn't seem scientific, but I have to tell you this.
We. We get about 150 women into relationships a year. And I have been doing this work for almost 15 years now. You do the math.
I can see someone. And I know exactly who you're going to be with.
I'm rarely surprised.
Silk press. You're going to be with a conservative man, probably a black man.
Micro locks, sisterlocks. More white man than hotep.
Witchy girl. White, white guy, big curly hair. If it's a wig, it's a rich white guy. Bob cut. Bisexual.
Wigs. Black eyes.
Relaxer. Conservative black guy or conservative white guy?
Mermaid braids, everybody.
Long, wavy black guys. Arab and Latino guys.
Natural coils. Curly hair. White guys.
Side part, heavy layers, black eye.
Honey blonde box braids. When I tell you that's the holy grail. Honey blonde. Everybody loves braids. Everybody loves the combination. Unstoppable.
Someone said white guys don't like wigs. Girl, white guys don't know if it's a wig or not until you tell them.
It'S not. That they don't like them.
They don't clock it, so they don't know. I'm just sharing with you what I've seen and what's most attractive to those guys.
