Short monologue advising curvier/plus-sized women to 'know their lane' in dating — identify who consistently shows interest and seek partners in venues where those people gather (examples: teachers, bodybuilders, gamers, Renaissance fairs, Comic-Con). The speaker gives personal example (married to a teacher) and recommends specific meeting places and communities.
Chapters
Know. Know what your lane is, girl. Know what your lane is.
Big girls, curvier girls, plus sized girls. Let me know what you want to be called.
But what. So I will tell you this. You got to know what your lane is, girl. Whoever you are, you got to know what your lane is. My lane was teachers, and now I'm married to a teacher I knew. There are certain guys that always are checking for me. For me it was a teacher.
For curvier, bigger girls.
Girl, Check on those bodybuilders.
They don't want you losing not one iota of a pound.
They want in their world, bigger is better.
Girl. When you're home with them, they want to be doing sets with you.
They want to do sets like this, and they want to do sets like this, if you know what I mean.
And then also the tall, lanky gamers, girl.
Those gamers, girl.
They want a game. They want to play, play house with you. Let them also, girl. Those. Those nerdy lanky gamers, girl. Those dorks, girl. Packing something wicked.
You hear me?
So know your lane, girl.
Know your lane and work that lane. A lot of girls are like, the guys that I like don't like me. And the guys that like me, I don't like, girl. You better start liking the girl. The guys that like you.
Those bodybuilders are it, girl. So go to those bodybuilding competitions, girl.
Go to those Renaissance fairs, Dungeon and dragon conferences, Comic Con.
Legoland.
Figure out your lane, girl. If you got questions, put it, put it in here.
