A short, informal monologue (YouTube transcript) arguing that people should avoid dating "ugly" men. The speaker links this behavior to abandonment issues, advises choosing partners of at least "medium" attractiveness (around 6–7/10), and makes humorous/ironic claims that less attractive men often have superior sexual performance. The tone is colloquial, provocative, and comedic.
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Alana is a Barbie, said, I need someone to drag me for giving the ugly guy a chance, and now he's acting like the prize.
Don't give ugly guys life.
If you are giving ugly guys life, it means that you probably have abandonment issues because you believe that if you get with an ugly guy, he's never going to leave you.
So stop getting with an ugly guy, heal that abandonment wound and.
Get with, like, a medium cute guy. Medium cute is like a 7. Medium ugly is like a 6. Get with a medium ugly or a medium cute. Don't get with anyone that is a less than a five.
Okay? Because it will actually feel worse to get played by an ugly dude than it will any other guy.
Okay? The shade of it all, and the complicated part about it is that the ugly dudes probably have the best D.
God is a funny God.
God is an ironic God.
Yeah.
They will. He gives the ugliest guys the best D, the best stroke. Like, honey, you close your eyes, you're in heaven. You open your eyes and you look at his face, and he. And you're in hell.