Anwar White argues that a man's texting grammar reveals whether he can handle practical tasks like reading emails, signing contracts, or helping kids with homework. Poor grammar might signal he's not the partner you need.
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Sarah Parson said, anwar, it's so glitchy tonight. I don't know why, girl, I think that Tik Tok's trying to shade me. But question, Sarah Parsley, why are you in this chat again?
I told you when I was trying to kick you out, when you misspelled that word.
Why are you here? Sarah Parsley.
I love that you here. I love that you support me, but, Sarah, every time I see you, I'm going to call you out because I thought I kicked you out. Sarah.
Did you go? Did you look up those words that you misspelled? Because I'm a test you, Sarah Parsley, to the front of the class.
All right, Sarah, I'm gonna let you stay in this time.
Right? People are saying it's glitchy. I think that that's my time to go, honey. Someone said, grammar, please. I sure am, honey. And y' all need to be, too. Y' all are texting men that cannot write a complete sentence. What are we doing?
What are we doing?
If he can't write, he can't send an email out to, you know, the HOA people.
Like.
If he can't write, he can't read. I don't know how to. How else to tell you. And if he can't read, he can't sign contracts.
If you. If it takes you five seconds to figure out one sentence that he's texting.
It'S a no for me, dog.
And don't feel bad about that.
When you are texting him, I want you to think, is this the person that I want to be correcting my child's language arts homework?
But what if he has text dyslexia?
Honey, there are correct. They're correctors. I don't know. Excuses.