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Can you not, please? So you don't know how good slurping is for you. Maybe if you went to India, on the train stations everyone's slurping their tea. They go— there's a reason why they do this. I found this out when I went to India and trained with an amazing Himalayan yogic doctor who taught me that when you drink air into your stomach, you have the power to kill bad Bacteria in the gut. Those anaerobic bacteria is what causes IBS and all these horrible symptoms that gives you gut ache. The anaerobic bacteria are destroyed by the slightest bit of air coming into the gut, especially if you have the ability to pass that air from your stomach into your small intestines. So the procedure is this: if you surf your tits, then if you do a downward dog for a few minutes, what happens is the air passes from your stomach through your small intestines and your large intestines, and then you fart it out. It won't smell, and that's when you know you've done a good job.