A cold approaches a woman while she's shopping, guesses she's Thai, compliments her butterfly tattoo, and asks for her Instagram. They exchange usernames and agree to meet for a drink.
Excuse me. Sorry, this is gonna sound super random. You're Thai, right? Do you happen to speak English? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know you're shopping, but I just saw you and then you really reminded me of one of my friends. Yeah, yeah, at first I was like, you know, she looks pretty cute, but I'm like, you know, and I was like, that's why I was like, is she Thai or is she not?
When I was young, I'm fat.
You were chubby like when you were a kid? No way, you're like so like thin, no? That's crazy. He's just like, yeah, like my nickname is Chubby, you know. I just noticed your tattoo, you know, that's crazy.
So the artist that I want butterfly and school and sunflower or something like that.
Oh, you didn't have your own idea? You just went to the shop, it's like, okay, I just like some butterfly, whatever, and they just kind of like did it for you? I like that adventure. So you're, you're, you're, you're an adventurous girl, no? Yeah, you like to have an adventure. Do I look like Do I, like, the way I vibe, the way I talk to you, do I sound like someone from Singapore or Hong Kong?
Singapore.
Singapore?
Yeah.
Like, okay, like, what does that mean actually? I'm actually curious.
I don't know.
Just like a vibe thing?
Just like, because I have like many friends from Singapore, so maybe. You have a lot of friends? Yeah.
Okay. Apparently you don't have enough friends because like I'm obviously not from Singapore. Okay, another time I'd like to grab a little tasty beverage with you. How does that sound? Yeah, yeah. Do you have an Instagram? Yeah, can you add me?
Okay, I follow you back.
Okay, sounds good. Have an amazing night. Yeah. All right. See you. Bye.
