I Cold Approached as a Nerd (Proof Looks Don’t Matter)

I teach, um, have you heard of Kama Sutra?

This guy pulls girls dressed like this. He's 5'4", wears socks and sandals at the beach, and sounds like a villain from Squid Game.

Hey, excuse me, do you speak English?

But somehow it works. He walks up to 9s and 10s in broad daylight, and they gave him their numbers, smiled, laughed, even said he was cute. So what the fuck is going on here?

Let's go. Are you a ladyboy? You got to make sure you can see the ass.

Okay, I think it's enough.

This is Steven. Steven is a dating coach. He's approached thousands of girls, helped hundreds of guys to get dates and build up their confidence. But we wanted to try something different. So we made him worse. No stylish fits, no smooth accent, no grooming updates. Just a nerdy, awkward version of himself. And the mission to pull regardless.

That's why you're here. Crazy good, crazy bad. Yeah, 'cause black is so classic. Yeah, the other ones, they show even more your socks. Yeah, so this is the assortment. So you got the, um, the hats, you know, uh-huh, got a swag, you know, make sure that you can— Chinese tourist vibe. Chinese tourist. We've got, uh, an assortment of different socks over here.

Elephants. These are them on on the menu, so it was the vibe for today.

It's just like the colors are so off, you know? Yeah, exactly. Should we consult, uh, at the ash? Yes.

Yeah, yeah.

What do you like the least? That's the question.

No, I think it's very good.

Okay, I think we succeeded. Hey, how are you doing today?

Good, very good.

Are you looking for someone?

No, I'm not.

You're literally looking for someone. Are you looking for a sexy Korean guy? Crazy Korean guy?

I'm okay. I have a boyfriend.

You have a boyfriend?

Yeah.

Excuse me.

No money.

No money? Excuse me. Sorry. You speak English?

Yes. Yeah?

You look really similar to one of my friends.

Oh, really?

Yeah. Sexy Korean guy.

Sexy Korean?

Sexy Korean. Not sexy Korean guy. Sexy Korean guy.

Sexy?

Yeah.

Are you looking for a sexy Korean guy?

Crazy, full Korean guy.

Oh, okay.

You distracted me with your vibe, you know? Crazy vibe. I have a crazy vibe, but you have— you also have a crazy vibe, like a furry, you know? Your energy, not French, not Swiss, you know? Yes, more like Italian, you know?

If I'm gonna do Korea, I have to do Japan as well, right?

No, says who? Who says that you have to do Japan if you want to do Korea?

It makes sense.

I can tell you're very German, you know? Very like logical. It's like if A, then B.

Exactly.

If A, then B, then C, but if C doesn't work out, then F. Like, what do you call that? It's like a diagram, logical flow, this type of stuff.

Yeah, that's how Germans think. Yeah.

So, hoo hoo hoo, let's go. You're looking for a Korean boyfriend. Korean man, handsome Korean man, come to me, right? That's what you're looking for. That's what you're looking for. I know, paradise. Before you told me like, I have a boyfriend. Now you're like, okay, now you change your mind.

No, I'm like, I'm asking because like, what if, what if?

Then I give you a cool opportunity. To meet a cool, sexy Korean guy.

Sexy?

Sexy. Sexy.

Sexy.

You have to get the right pronunciation. Sexy.

Oh, sorry, sorry.

Yeah, sexy, sexy. I saw you and you look nice, and I wanted to give you a cool opportunity to meet a cool Korean guy.

Oh, okay. Uh, maybe later.

Would you say you're very stereotypical German? A lot of beers and— No, not beers, but football.

I am German.

Okay, I'm feeling a strong German and Taurus vibes from you.

Taurus. Taurus. Oh yeah, yeah. Yeah, I am.

Fuck yeah.

Yo. Wow.

Crazy, crazy. Got the energy and energy vibration, energy frequency, you know? Well, you have more hair than me, but you know what they say about women with hair, you know?

Oh, really? No.

Yeah, crazy women, crazy sexual energy. That's what they say, you know? Especially women with a lot of hair.

I'm from the Philippines, so—

Philippine.

Philippine.

No, no, Philippine. That's how you pronounce it. Yeah, Philippine. Korean accent, you know? I don't think you know. You can't pronounce sexy, you know?

The accent. The accent. Philippine.

Filipino accent.

Nice accent.

Thank you. I have to protect myself from the crazy Germans. That's what I got to do.

Hey, we're not that bad.

What's your name? Larissa?

No.

Ah, fuck.

Why is it—

yeah, why do you— why are you so tan? How did you become so tan? You're like way more tan than me.

It's my gene. My parents are from Turkey though.

Kebab. I love kebab, baby.

I love it too.

I love it. Döner kebab. Romania. Romania? Cluj.

You've been to Cluj?

Cluj people. You're from Cluj?

Yes, I was born there.

You're actually from Cluj and you're actually Romanian. That's crazy. How did I guess that? How did I even guess that?

Very strong intuition, I don't know. University, but I'm a junior lecturer.

You lecture like chemistry?

No.

Yeah, that's too smart for you, right? Are you sexy Filipino girl?

Maybe.

Yeah? You don't think you're— Are you ladyboy?

You're not a— The fuck?

Do you have a ladyboy vibe?

Oh, really?

I don't know, I'm asking you.

I don't know too.

I don't know either. You speak your English correctly. Your English so fucked up. What's happening?

I don't know how to speak English. Yeah, you give me good energy, by the way. Good energy.

You too. I mean, like, one recognize each other, you know?

Nice to hear.

100%.

Something that related to language. Linguistics? No.

Psychology?

English.

English?

This one is English.

You lecture English, but this is your level of English? What is your name? Something like Evelyn, huh? Evelyn, Evelyn, crazy Filipino. What have you had? Like, have you had some crazy alcohol today? What a crazy alcohol, crazy alcohol, crazy smoking weed, or crazy drogu, drogu, weed. Oh, you're learning, you're learning. When I first saw you, you're like, oh, red, like crazy.

I live in Bali.

You live in Bali?

Yes.

You live in Bali, you don't speak English? Come on, like, what's going on?

I was growing up in Haibu.

Is that the place where they wear these crazy these skirts and they like drinking beer.

No, that's in Bayern München.

It's also in the south. Why, why are you so like, just like, why, why are you just like—

How should I do it? Just like, huh?

No, no, just, no, just like, just like, you know, chill vibe, and you're just like, you know.

So you know a little bit of German?

No, I just, I just know genau. Genau. Cute.

Just love it. Maybe we can go strolling around.

Yeah, are you on Instagram? Yeah, add me on Instagram.

Maybe you can add me.

My internet is not that great. Party, party! Is your last name Martinez? No, no, Hernandez. It's Alip Ba Ta. What does that mean?

I think it means relieved.

Relieved after a crazy Kamasutra experience. You're like, oh, I'm— I have— yeah, I have released and I am relieved. Yeah, you're kind of making me a little bit wet, you know? Crazy.

A little bit what?

A little bit wet, you know? Crazy girl. I don't know, you, you let your imagination run wild. Have you been to Korea before? No, man. It's so French.

No, man. What's your name?

Crazy Papa.

Papa? No way.

That's my name.

P-A-P-P-A. PPA. Wow, nice name. Nice name.

I was born, my parents were like, this guy's popular. It's like daddy vibes.

Love it.

High five. Your vibe, I like your vibe. Yeah, it's not common for me to really vibe with someone, to be honest.

I'm kind of surprised you want to talk to me somehow.

Why? I only talk to sexy girls.

Oh, really?

Yeah, they have to grab my interest, you know. You have a sexy energy, no? You have a really young energy, you know.

I am young.

I am, yo, what the fuck? That's the gangster energy coming out right away. I am, yo, what the fuck?

This big hat is cute.

Sexy Korean girl.

I love the vibe.

Sexy Korean girl. I just have to—

She's a sexy Korean girl.

Are you like judging me right now? What do you think I do?

IT stuff.

Do you think this signals IT?

No. Are you into fashion?

Do you think this is fashion? This is like the worst fashion or the best fashion.

I don't know.

I teach, uh, you know Kamasutra, right?

Kamasutra.

Yeah.

So I'm the daddy of Kamasutra. I think you do something, something with like some sex toys or some shit. What? Some like ladyboy, like, uh, adult sex toys.

Why are you like— do I give that vibe?

Yeah.

I did audits.

Audits. Wow. You know what they say about former accountants, right? It's like they have a lot of like pent-up emotions that need to be released, you know? And then when they're released, they go crazy.

You look like someone I would see like on YouTube. Am I on camera? Really, you look familiar. So what do you do?

Have you heard of Kamasutra?

Kamasutra?

People call me the daddy of Kamasutra. It's not about just the crazy like— but it helps to be flexible. Are you flexible? Can you like split?

No.

Almost.

You wasted your life. I am flexible, but not as flexible.

That's a letdown. Are you on Instagram?

Yes. Yeah, thank you.

Uh, okay, let's exchange Instagram. Yeah, if you're here, let's grab a cheeky tasty beverage.

Yes, why not? Do you have Instagram? Can I see?

This is what happens when your vibe is strong, you know? Like, people just ask you for your Instagram. First they go like, oh, I have a boyfriend. Oh, let me get your Instagram. Wow, you crazy guy, you know. I'm falling in love with your crazy Korean accent too.

Korean accent too. I actually don't have a boyfriend, but that's how I say when I—

I know it, I know it, I called it, you know. You got to make sure you can see the abs, you know.

Okay, I think it's enough.

All right, see you, have a lovely day. Bye, see you, have a good day. Hey, hey, keep up with the vibe.

Yeah, I love the vibe.

Peace. If I can do it, anyone can do it. Just look at me. You can do— you can wear whatever you want anytime, anywhere with Anyra.