Martín and another host stage flirtatious interactions with a passerby to show how a self-assured geek attracts women without abs or status. They argue that confidence and authentic energy matter more than looks, and that your vibe should guide dating, not external expectations.
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Breaking news! A mysterious super geek is reportedly picking up all the girls. Witnesses describe a short man in Crocs and glasses charming women across the city without abs, status, or even drip.
That's right, Kate. Locals say he opens with cringe and somehow leaves with Instagram.
He said sexy and she smiled? Like, what the fuck?
He can't keep getting away with it! He can't keep getting away with it!
Reports now from 3 neighborhoods. Authorities urge citizens to remain open-minded. And now, live images of the suspect initiating another approach.
Excuse me, you're wearing the same color, you know?
No, it's not the same.
It's the same.
No, take it off.
Okay, which opener? Give me an opener. I like that vibe though, you know? Give you an opportunity to meet a cool Korean guy. Hello, are you open-minded? Do you speak English? Hello, excuse me, do you speak English? No. Disqualified. Hello, excuse me, do you speak English? Yeah. Are you open-minded?
What is this? What's about these questions?
I wanted to give you a cool opportunity to meet a cool Korean guy.
Uh, maybe later.
Excuse me, Tonya? Who is Tonya? I thought you were one of my friends. No, I'm not. Are you open-minded?
Open-minded.
Yeah, nice to meet you, Papa.
It's not the same.
Ah, it's pretty much the same. No, I don't think so. Yeah, it is, it is.
It's because you're a man. The man has—
wow, wow, you're dissing me already. Damn, crazy, crazy, crazy. You are from Romania. Romania? Cluj. You're from Cluj?
I was born there.
You're actually from Cluj and you're actually Romanian? That's crazy. How did I even guess?
Very strong intuition. I don't know.
Sorry, do you speak English?
Yes. Yeah, you look like one of my friends. Oh yeah, okay.
Maybe you can exchange Instagram.
No, it's fine.
Thank you. Okay. All right, have a good one.
Yeah, you too.
See ya.
Bye.
Wow, crazy.
Where are you from?
What do you think? I took a wild guess. Now it is your turn to take a wild guess. I'm trying very hard to practice my crazy English accent.
You're Spanish too.
Wouldn't that be wild, right?
Yeah. Where are you from?
What do you think? Take a wild guess. Maybe I speak like this English. So maybe you understand my accent too. Crazy accent here.
I have no idea. Please don't make it hard.
I'm making it more fun for you. Yeah, more fun for you. Guessing is not about getting it right, you know, it's about fun.
Yeah, someone filming this.
I wish someone was filming this.
Yeah, we put an easy in us.
Life is about a movie. Oh, look at this. This is like a classic Ubudian vibe, you know. You, you, you, you've seen that one, that meme? Are you open-minded? Do you live alone? Put your number in my iPhone 16 Pro Max SIM. You haven't seen that? Maybe I speak like this and maybe you have seen some movies and TV shows.
It sounds French to me.
You mean to speak like a French accent? No, it's not French accent. It's only on the screen. Korean, KJKorean accent.
Yeah, really nice. You're registering?
I'm registering everything. I record everything because life is crazy. It's a life experience.
Video camera?
There's a drone capturing us.
Okay, okay, ask you a question. Ask you a question.
I don't know why everyone thinks I'm from Singapore. I think it's my tan. Are you more tan? You're more tan than me. Crazy. So what brings you to Bulgaria?
USA is so far away from here.
I left the US a long time ago. I left the US a long time ago. In my previous life, I already left it. I already left, already left, you know. Daniel.
That looks like a Daniel.
Daniel.
My brother is Dan, so I love the way you say brother. Brother.
Papa. Nice to meet you. Why do you want to go to Korea?
Skincare. Skincare?
You need some work on your face or something? Laser. A laser? Why do you need a laser? What brings you here?
Um, I'm on a holiday with my mom.
Wow, hello mom!
You're from here?
If I was from here, I would have a different vibe. You told me your intuition is really great, right? It's not that great?
No, it doesn't matter what you are for.
Where did you learn your English?
Dubai.
In Dubai? Are you like, you do like some type of OnlyFans? Just you and your mom?
Yeah, it's pretty boring, don't tell her.
But yeah, okay, okay. But you're being a nice daughter?
Yes. Okay, I'm doing my best. I like that.
Okay, I feel like you do some type of energy work.
Okay, who's filming?
No film. Like, what do you mean who's filming?
Yeah, but you're recording.
I'm recording everything, you know. I used to have like a podcast. Not anymore.
You don't have anymore? I feel like you still have it.
I got really lazy.
This is the first episode from the new series.
Maybe if you're cool enough, right?
I only got a one-way flight.
So you're just like trying to find yourself some Kundalini activation, sakau ceremony, ecstatic dance. What is your name?
Martín. Martín? Yes.
Like Martín Guez, like tennis player?
Like porn star Martín. Porn star Martín? That's right.
So how long have you been here? A while. A while? Just the way you say, "Yeah, a while." It's like you've been through some shit, you know?
Yeah.
I can see you doing like ecstatic dance, you know? Like smoking weed and just like going crazy and looking at the full moon and just howling. You know? I can see you do that. Now you can take snapshot. Papa.
Okay. Okay, Papa. So what's the craziest thing you've experienced Maybe crazy in love.
Crazy in love. And then it just kind of fell apart.
Yeah, but like, this is normal for Paris. I just, I don't like coffee. I never had that.
Are you a matcha girl?
I don't like matcha either.
So you just don't like drinks. You just want to be dry. Are you on Instagram?
Yes.
Okay, let's swap Instagram.
Okay. Yeah. Okay. What are you doing in La Brisa Market picking a beer?
Because I wanted to get these diaries, right? What diary?
Diary.
It's like a daily planner.
And they only have it here?
They only have it here. You're welcome. God has given you an opportunity to me to prove Korean God.
You said it from the start that you're Korean.
Korean, you know?
So I didn't have to guess.
Exactly. Hold on a second. You have Instagram? Let's swap Instagram.
We are everything.
Everything. I love your accent. Everything. We are everything. Are you on Instagram? Okay, let me get your Instagram.
Yeah, do it. What do you do?
What do you think?
Skincare.
I just use soap, you know, that's it. You know what Kama Sutra is?
Of course, yeah, a book that teaches you sex positions.
That's how people think, actually. So I teach these guys how to like build these businesses, and obviously the sexual part of it as well. People call me the conscious daddy of Kama Sutra. Let's walk together for a bit. Actually, I really need to get some water. Holistic healer. I knew it, energy worker. I got it, I got the Romania. That's cringy sometimes. You seem quite eccentric, and I feel fashion.
You're very well put together. You're very— you dress to make yourself happy, you know what I mean? That's true. That's, that's nice. You don't dress for other people, you dress for yourself.
All right, so do looks matter? A lot of people ask me. They matter as long as you think they matter. Everything comes down to your beliefs. If you believe that you have to have a certain set of requirements to succeed in dating and relationships, well, guess what? You're going to need these things. But if you actually believe that your vibe is the only thing that matters. Well, guess what? Your vibe is the only thing that matters. You're not trying to be anyone, right? You're just so faithful and committed to your character and you're having fun, right? Not playing to their frame, not playing to someone else's needs or desires, but actually being faithful to your way of being, right? Let the vibe guide you. Let the vibe guide you.
Peace.
