Suzanne NobleHost, Sex Advice for Seniors · Sex, Dating & Relationship Advice for Over 50s

From Podcasting to Singing: My Journey Advocating for Women's Pleasure!

27 Apr 2024 · 1 min

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In this short, performative monologue, the speaker delivers an explicit, lyrical tribute to his partner's vagina, describing it as a beloved pet that he 'pets' and 'strokes' each evening. He uses repetitive phrasing, affectionate language, and metaphorical imagery (comparing the genitalia to a pet that never purrs but provides warmth and cleanliness) to convey sexual desire and admiration. The piece ends with a playful sign‑off, reinforcing a tone of intimate, erotic celebration.

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There's one pet I like to pet, and every evening we get set. I stroke it every chance I get, my girl's pussy. Seldom plays and never purrs, and I love the thought it stirs. I don't mind because it's hers, my girl's pussy. Often it goes out at night, returns at break of dawn. No matter what the weather's like, it's always nice and warm. It's never dirty, always clean, and giving love I've never been, and it's the best I've ever seen. Bye girls, merci!