In this informal vlog, Suzanne Noble walks through her minimalist packing plan for a six‑day trip to Cap d'Agde, the French naturist village. She explains why she’s traveling with only a backpack to avoid checked‑luggage fees on Ryanair, then details each clothing category she’ll need for the village’s dual nature: naked daytime and glamorous nightlife. The wardrobe includes practical footwear (Adidas sliders), high‑heeled “glam” shoes, a single sexy Agent Provocateur bra, a few pairs of knickers, two main evening dresses (a classic black dress and a see‑through ghost dress), a mini leather skirt, a see‑through top, functional bike‑riding attire (padded bike shorts, a basic t‑shirt, a cheap functional dress), a short sarong for wandering, a pair of shorts, an extra t‑shirt, swimwear bottoms, a long chain necklace, and a few extra black knickers. She also mentions a nostalgic reference to her old website and emphasizes that everything must fit into a single backpack. The video ends with a hopeful note that the list is complete and will fit within her travel constraints.
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So here I am. I am going tomorrow to the Cap d'Agde, which is the naturist village in France. I'm gonna be there from Friday to Wednesday, so Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday— 6 days. You'd think it's a naturist village, why do I have to bring anything? Well, I'm not going to bring very much, but I am bringing my backpack so I don't have to check in any luggage or pay any extra on Ryanair. So, thing about the Cap d'Agde is it's naked during the day but it's glamorous at night. Glamorous at night, of course, we need the glam shoes, the crazy glam shoes. They are incredibly uncomfortable but it's the Cap d'Agde, So I gotta have them. Next, we need the not so glam shoes that are just practical and are gonna just do me for walking around the village every day, going to the beach. Has to be the Adidas sliders. Has to be the Adidas sliders, right? Okay, that's my shoes sorted. A few pairs of knickers, don't need too many of those, although of course what is essential is the sexy bra. Sexy bra, I only need one. Agent Provocateur serves every function, keeps my tits up, Looks good, very sexy. That'll do. Next, of course, we have to have the sexy dresses. We're going to go for the black one, classic but still quite hot. And alongside that, another favorite. You can wear that with or without anything underneath. A ghost dress, classic dress, love it! That's 2 nights done. I was thinking maybe a little fake leather mini skirt, kind of you can wear it without anything or perhaps alongside that I've got— where is it now— something that is Well, works, you know, as a top with a little sort of something underneath it. Or what's this? Or this sort of see-throughy thing, also good for the evening. Now I'm going to be renting a bike and I want something to wear when I'm on the bike and that's going to be outside the village, so it can't be sexy, but it can be functional. Back in the day, I used to have a website called fucktheshop.com, and this is the last remaining t-shirt. And another little dress I picked up for £5, which is a nice functional little dress for when I go out of the village to bring to go and visit my friend. That's gonna work. And for just wandering around the Naked Village, your classic short sarong. What else do I need? Pair of knickers. This little thing, kind of fun, looks a bit like an ID, probably is an ID, but also works well in the evening. So that's number 3. And then this old thing that I bought in Cap d'Agde years ago just a little kind of mini dress thing. That's night 4, so that's Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Monday, Tuesday night, possibly this. Going home on Wednesday, I think that's kind of it really. Going to bring a pair of shorts because just useful to have. Another t-shirt, also quite useful, and some bathing suit bottoms. And what's this? Probably is a top, whatever, just quite fun. Aside from that, well, I don't really think I'm going to need very much. I think that's pretty much— I thought I'd throw in a pair of bike shorts because because I'm going to be renting a bike and, you know, just— they're padded, so that's quite useful too. And I've got some, um, I've got one piece of jewelry which is a long chain that you could just wear maybe if I'm naked and just on its own. I don't know, thinking about that. Um, and black knickers. Well, you can never have too many of those now, can you? And well, that's pretty much it. And then I just thought I'd just throw in some little bikini bottoms and basically that's done. Hopefully I won't need any more than that and that's all going to fit in my backpack for traveling. Enjoy!
