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I am going to the Cap d'Agde in France, the only naturist village in the world. I've been there 4 times, but I haven't been back in 5 years, and I decided, what the hell, let's spice things up, let's get a little holiday in before the summer is over. So I very impulsively booked a trip there, and I'm gonna go at the end of August. And for those of you who have never been to a naked village, it is some of the best fun that you can have, because one thing that you learn when you naked in front of lots of other naked people is that nobody's body is perfect. Nobody. Even the women that you see that look amazing with their clothes off— on, when they take them off, well, you know, sometimes they've got lumps and bumps just like everybody else. And it's super fun to be in a naked village. In the evening, it turns into more of a party. Lots of people wearing crazy fetish clothes, sexy lingerie, all sorts of things. Sky-high heels. Honestly, it is such a spectacle. It is so much fun. I can't wait to go.