In this candid monologue, the speaker recounts a recent visit to a nude beach called The Dunes in Gran Canaria. While lying naked with a friend, they observe several men approaching, some masturbating openly. One man remains for 15‑20 minutes, prompting the speaker to learn how to ask him to leave in Spanish. The narrative expands into a personal reflection on perceived differences between men and women regarding sexual assertiveness and patience, emphasizing the speaker’s astonishment at the duration of the encounter and their inability to imagine waiting similarly. The account blends explicit description, cultural interaction, and gender‑based commentary.
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I do some crazy stuff so you know what? You don't have to! Yesterday I went down south in the Gran Canaries where I'm living and lay naked on a beach in a place called The Dunes. This is a place where men regularly go to scope out to see whether there's any action that they can participate in and sometimes they get lucky and couples allow them to have sex with them. Yep, these things actually happen. So I thought I would go there with a friend, not with that intention, but because I like lying around naked on a beach. So I went with my new friend and we lay there, and before long, some men came by, also naked, and stood next to us with their penis in their hand and started doing what you would think they would do if they had their penis in their hand. And I wanted to see how long they would stand there with me completely ignoring them, eyes shut, just looking up at the sky before they went away. How long do you think? 5 seconds? 10 seconds? A minute? 2 minutes? No, one guy stood there for about 15-20 minutes before I learned the words in Spanish for "go away please," and then he did go away. But you know what? I really fully appreciate how different men born with a penis are than women born with a vagina, because I can't personally imagine standing next to anybody for 20 minutes expecting something to happen, um, just playing with myself essentially. And yet this was going on all day, and I've been there previously, just lay there enjoying the, you know, just enjoying the heat, enjoying the sun, enjoying not wearing any clothes, and Like I said, I just ignore these people and eventually they go away. But when I say eventually, my God, 20 minutes waiting for something to happen, please.
