Suzanne NobleHost, Sex Advice for Seniors · Sex, Dating & Relationship Advice for Over 50s

When a Romantic Hotel Stay Goes Slightly Wrong

4 Dec 2023 · 1 min

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In this informal video walkthrough, two hosts explore a small, dark hotel alcove marketed as a romantic getaway. They note the room’s overwhelmingly black décor, a non‑opening window, and a tiny bed that is impractical for two average‑sized adults, making any intimate activity risky. The bathroom is described as “sexy” only because of its cedar‑smoked, woody scented products, while the overall space feels excessively hot, adding to discomfort. A furry rug on the floor is mentioned but not tested. The hosts repeatedly comment on the darkness, heat, and cramped dimensions, conveying a mix of disappointment and mild humor about the hotel’s design choices.

Welcome to the little cave, little alcove.
So, so dark. I'm really sorry about that. You can't see anything. There's a window, but it doesn't open, and a bed, which despite being a room that is definitely made for a sexy evening away— It's tiny. It's tiny and not really suitable for two people of average— well, you're a bit tall— height and weight to have any kind of play because you'd be too worried about falling over the side of the bed. This is the sexy bathroom, the nicest thing of which could be said about it is that the products are actually quite woody and sort of cedar and smoky, which I like.
Here's the toilet.
As you can see, everything is very, very, very black. I don't even think you can see the loo, can you? Probably not. There's a furry rug on the floor too, a furry rug. We didn't try that out. What do you think?
I think it could be— well, also it's extremely hot.
It's extremely hot, it's true.
And, um, I don't know why people need to have hotel rooms so viciously hot all the time.
No, it's not good.