And he also said “it’s not rocket science all I have to do is pay a little attention” 🫠🫠🫠 #shorts

It's the man that I'm with or fucking no one. Let me tell you guys what happened last night. I get into bed and I tell my boyfriend, my man Blake with a capital fucking B because he's a king, I tell him I'm having a little bit of general anxiety, not really sure why, my chest is heavy, I don't think I'm gonna get a good night's sleep. This man looks me dead in the eyes and says, well, you're ovulating in 2 days, so that makes sense because you usually have this. A couple days before you ovulate. Sir, I'm sorry, read the fuck wine. I was like, how could you possibly know that? Mm-hmm. And he tells me, babe, it's very, very obvious, all right? I'm pretty sure you're ovulating in 2 days. I was like, no, there's no way. He's like, check your app. So I'm like, okay, sure, bet. So I open up the app and sure enough it says ovulation in 2 days. I'm like, did you sneak onto my phone so that you could check my app so that you could tell me that I'm ovulating in 2 days so that I I would be impressed by you? Is that what you did? And he goes, no, babe, I know you. Uh, uh, okay. I'm like, I'm like putty. He says, I know you. I know everything about you. You could come to me any day of the day or night of any day of the week of any day of the month. And I could tell you with 99% accuracy what phase of your cycle you're in. Excuse me? I've never had this in my life. I don't know what to do with it. I'm very uncomfortable being known like that. I was like, I don't even pay that close attention to my cycle, and this man is so fucking in tune with me. What? It's him or it's no one.