A woman rates Snapchat photos another girl sent her boyfriend, judging each one on how angry it would make her. She critiques the poses and clothing, questioning why the sender is highlighting certain body parts and accusing her of flirting.
All I do on this app anymore is piss myself off, but here we go. I'm gonna rate Snapchats based on how mad I would be if another girl sent them to my guy. Here we go. Oh, um, I don't really care about that one, but like, why are you Snapchatting him? But also, I don't really care. Peace sign. That seems pretty harmless, um, but like, why are you Snapchatting him though? Okay, again, Seems pretty harmless, but you look a little too mischievous for me. Why do you look so— why are you looking off to the side? Why do you look mischievous? I don't like that. We'll do 6. A bra strap, a shoulder, a neckline? No. Why? Because why? Why? Do you want him to be kissing up on your neck? No, that's not happening. Uh, we'll do 3. Hell no, because why are you covering your face? What else do you want him to look at? If not your face, what else do you want him to look at? Abso-fucking-lutely not. Abso-fucking-lutely not. No, no. But mainly just because you're too pretty. And also, why are you Snapchatting my man? That's your fucking— that's your fucking headboard. You're in your bedroom and you're set. That is— that is— you're just trying to send hints. As fuck, aren't you? Aren't you? The ear? I don't care, bitch. I don't care. The mouth and the neck? And why? And why do you need him to be looking at your mouth and your neck? No. Feet? No.
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