A character brags about zero hygiene habits: never washing hands, skipping showers for wet rags, not flossing in months. He compliments the host's apartment then immediately asks where the bathroom is after coffee, completely oblivious to how gross he sounds.
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Wait, you wash your hands when you go to the bathroom at home? I, I couldn't be bothered to do that. It's my own home, I'm not gonna wash my hands. No, actually though, like when I fart, I kind of like to like breathe it in. Like I kind of just want to sit in my fart cloud for a while. I think it smells good. You forgot to floss your teeth today? Who cares? I haven't flossed my teeth in like 7 months, maybe 8. Well, if you don't have time to take a shower, then just go get like a rag and get it wet and just like wipe off your areas. I do it all the time. Oh my god, it's so cute in here. I love your apartment. I can't believe I've never been here before. Yeah, um, so like, where's the bathroom? Because I had some coffee today and it's brewing and I'm about to stink the place up.