Best Of: Adventurous Sex You Can Have Tonight

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Look into his eyes.

They're the eyes of a man obsessed by sex. Eyes that mock our sacred institutions.

Bedroom eyes, they call them in a bygone day. Hey, Emily, you got a boyfriend?

Because my man E here, he just got his heart broken.

He thinks you're kind of cute.

A girl's gotta have her standards.

Oh, my. The women know about shrinkage.

Isn't it common knowledge? What do you mean, like laundry? It shrinks. Can we not talk about sex so much?

Are you kidding me?

Oh, my God, I feel so good.

Being bad feels pretty good. You know, Emily's not the kind of girl you just play with.

You're listening to Sex with Emily. We're talking about sex, relationships, and everything in between. For more information, go to sexwithemily.com it is your non stop destination for all sex information, relationship information, and sign up for our mailing list because you'll love our emails that we send. I gotta say, right, Madison, we get the huge people like your open rate. Like, if you're a technical person, you'll realize that people actually read it. Like, our open rate is really high. And then randomly, I almost get more compliments on the email than people. Like, I love your email. They're like your podcast. Love your email. So sign up for that. We give you, like, interesting stories if you miss what's happening in the week. We send you the two podcasts every week, but plus different articles we've written, things that will help you and it's a good time. So sign up for our mailing list. And also, oh, I'm here with Anderson from the After Disaster podcast and film vault. Why can't I talk about both of them? They're both equally amazing.

Oh, I thank you very much.

Dude, we've never gotten Drunk together. And I just feel like it's a.

Rite of passage to get drunk with me.

Yeah.

Yeah, it is.

Why haven't we been drunk and had a good time, whereas you're like, oh, stressed or. I stressed.

No, no, no. I'm drunk most of the time, so it's pretty easy. No, as soon as I'm out of here. Yeah, I'm drunk.

Like in the car on the way.

Home, I, you know, you wait till you get home. I like. Yeah.

Hence why you.

These things are on. These things are on these microphones.

Yeah. Okay. You don't get drunk.

I do not drink and drive.

Of course you don't drink and drive. Okay, so today's show is going to be. It's really important. I feel very, very strongly about the show. I'm going to give you a little sex in the news first. But I just want to say that, you know, I. I've been trying to change a lot. I've been going through a lot lately. Like, in a really good way, because.

Yeah, you seem very clear.

I do?

Yeah.

Oh, that's good.

Well, you did last week.

Oh. And this week, not so much. Well, because I couldn't, you know, get the lights off in my rental car.

She comes in, she's like, I need a man's help. How do you turn off lights in a car?

No, she said, I need help. I need a man. And I was like, those are two.

I walked in, you. I'm sorry to interrupt your Pac man game, but I was like, I need a man.

I was playing Galaga.

Dude, I love Galaga. Can we play I kick your ass down to me.

Whatever, but hell out of you.

No, no. I had it in my house growing up.

Did you really?

So listen, so what I'm thinking my.

Uncle owned like an actual cabinet.

No.

Let me tell you something. My uncle.

Did I bang the joystick? Sorry.

No, but it's not a bad idea. I didn't know to bang till I was like 20. I didn't know to rub against anything in orgasm. Don't get me started. So my uncle. I'm going to get back to this, what the show's about. But he. This was kind of major as a kid to have an uncle who owned pinball parlors. So we need extra ones. We had four pinball machines. Listen to this. In the 80s, I had full size Pac Man, Full size Galaga or Galaxian.

No wonder you didn't discover sex. Guys were probably coming over.

Oh, yeah.

And then they're like, they liked me. Yeah. Sit over there. I'm gonna go play these games.

Level 22 Pac Man.

You don't need to put quarters in. It's the greatest.

That was free. I had a pretty good. That was the only good part of my childhood. So I've been thinking though lately, because I, you know, I've been doing a lot of just, you know, I went to with my family for two weeks. It was a spiritual trip. I went to Tony Robbins seminar. If anyone knows about Tony Robbins, love him or hate him, whatever your. However you find trying to make change in your life. I've been trying some things and it's hard. I try to meditate. You know, we talked about this just when we came in because Anderson actually looks amazing. He's lost how many pounds?

5.

Do you not talk about this either?

I don't know.

He's lost a lot of weight.

I go up and down, up and down. I'm down.

He's very disciplined and he's very healthy. He's got the Fitbit, the whole thing. And I was just thinking about. Change is hard. And like I've been trying every day to just little things like meditate twice a day. I try to write every day.

Yeah, I'm afraid of meditation because I'm afraid I'm gonna fall asleep.

Well, you might be.

I'm always worried about being tired. You know what I mean? So the meditation thing seems like I'm gonna, it's gonna make me sleepy.

Do you know that meditation actually gives you energy? And so the reason why the kind I do, I do it twice a day for 20 minutes the first time I wake up in the morning. And then I do it like two or three is cause it actually gives you energy.

Okay.

So it's been great for me and I've been on and off for years, but this is the most consistent I've been. But I just think it's just every day just little changes, right? You do one thing. Like some days I don't do it, I don't beat myself up. But I'm trying just, just different things. And so I think people listen to the show a lot. It's like total self help thing. A lot of times you just, you know, you're listening, you're like, yeah, I'm. You're giving good advice. I'm going to try that. And then there's like this gap. They're like, I hear what you're saying about tying my wife up, but like, I don't really know that. That would be art, you know. So I Thought, you know, let's really try to help people tonight. I want to give you tips that you can actually use, not that you can't use other ones, but there'll be, like, kind of like, oh, I get this. Like, I could go home and try this. 1, 2, 3. We're going to read a lot of tips tonight to kind of just make it different, be more adventurous, do something different. Because let's be honest, with sex, we all know the pattern.

Amazing at the beginning, what it is about you. But I think that they're pretty decent ideas. And I seem to always get these fresh new ideas when I'm doing a show with you. Yeah. And I just thought of something that you could maybe do that would be good, is I have a series of shows. It could be standalone shows. They'd be Sex with Emily shows, but they could be standalone. And they would be geared towards a guy, like, who has a wife who he wants to do certain things with, but he's not sure how to broach it. And there'd be, like, a code, like, you. You listen to the show with her, you just pop it on, like, you know, casually, and you would gear the show towards talking about that. And it'll bring them together or vice.

Versa if a woman wants the exercises.

But it would be almost like a trick. Like, you know, like.

Well, a lot of couples listen to my show together because they always email me and say, oh, we listen together. Because I think it's sort of the third party, like Emily says. So we should probably, you know, But I.

But if they're not open to that, maybe like, have, like, you know, a show in the tit would be like giraffe licking or something. Something strange, like a code.

Right. Like, I think they're watching the. The wildlife channel and you tell the.

Guys to listen to this one with your girlfriend or. And if you want to, like, get into anal play or tying her up or something, because I really talk a lot about that on that program and it might get her.

Right. That's good. Yeah. And I could talk about, like, what the fear she might be having around it and kind of debunk those. Yeah, I like that.

Especially the ladies, I think when they hear another, like a normal, sane, smart woman.

Right.

Especially, you know, somebody like you, powerful and, you know, a strong woman, strong voice, talking about something, they can break it down.

I like it. We'll do that. Let's do a whole series. I'll come in next week. We'll do like 50 of them.

Okay, cool.

But at the Beginning of the relationship. We know it's like you have almost like 100%, like, if there was money involved, back guarantee that you will have great sex the first six to 12 months of a relationship. And then, you know, you might even say, like, oh, this is the best sex of my life. And then eventually, you know, you're having sex all the time at the beginning like rabbits. And then there's always that night. Madison, do you have this in relationship where you just. You watch the movie, you know, because you always watch movie and you never finish the beginning. Like when you start dating and one night you just finish the movie and you're like, yeah, it's okay. We still like each other. We have sex, but tonight we watch the movie.

What's. What's really funny is like, I. I still go to that all the time. Like that guy who made the spreadsheet of all of his wife's excuses, and one of them, my favorite one, was like, I want to watch an episode of. I want to finish watching the episode of Friends. And everyone's like, it's a rerun. How dare you? And it's like, I'm sorry. Sometimes I would really rather just watch a show without being pawed at. Like, I just want to watch my show.

I know.

And it doesn't mean that I don't find you attractive. It doesn't mean I don't want to have sex with you. It just means, like, tonight, maybe I just want to watch a show and not be treated like a piece of meat.

Exactly.

And yes, we experienced that maybe about, like, seven months into actually being in a relationship.

Right?

That's about being, like, one on one.

Right? That's about. Right. That's about the time limit where you're like, okay, now we got to negotiate. Because at the beginning, like I said, you always wanna have sex. Then it. You realize some people. Someone wants it more, someone wants it less. It can even switch at certain times. But no matter what, even if you don't feel like having. And that's fine. Of course, for you to say. Not saying, honey, I'm watching, you know, Rachel's new haircut on Friends, and I totally got it. I had her haircut, by the way. The Rachel.

Rachel's haircut. You had that?

I had the Rachel.

I could see that.

I wanted those hairs.

I wanted the Rachel, like, age five. Oh, my God, do that to me.

I had the Rachel. It wasn't cute. And then I had it again by mistake a few years ago. I was like, what did I tell you? To cut the Rachel. It was terrible haircut. But so I was just thinking that. Yeah. You know. Right. And then. But you gotta, of course, like, compromise. Cause if you said no every time, that would be a problem. But here are just some little things, you know, that we're getting to that you can do to spice it up. We're give you like. Like things that you can, like tangibles. And I like to hear that Anderson actually is learning a lot from the show.

I do.

But sometimes I think I just want to make it easy. I don't want to be like, oh, God, I got it. Got it. Bought a red room. Like, you know, red room of pain. I know. What did I just say?

Red room of pain.

It's a Fifty Shades reference. They think they got to have all that stuff. So we're going to get back to that stuff.

I didn't get to the end of that.

Did you even go?

No.

Okay.

I had a girlfriend in high school. I remember she's a real pain in the ass. And she liked to watch cartoons after school. And when you're in high school and you got a girlfriend who lets you, you know, do things to her, it's pretty exciting.

Yeah.

And I wanted to do things to her. And she's like, I wanna. I wanna watch the show. And I'm like, okay, can you just watch the show and I'll do things to you?

Right.

And I remember she was just sitting there, like, watching this car. It was so creepy. She was watching a cartoon on the couch. And I was just having sex with her.

Seriously.

And she was like. She almost like her arm underneath her head, just kind of like relaxing, watching tv.

This is what you're pounding away at.

Hero react.

And you don't even care when you're like, 17, right?

Yeah, I was like, 16. She was like, 15. 16.

You don't care. You're like, it's an orifice. It's a hole I'm in.

I'm doing this.

I don't need anything.

I felt very shameful afterwards.

This is creepy. I've actually.

And then we watched he Man.

You did?

I've had this experience recently where I was like, you can have sex with me. Like, I'm going to be doing this.

Yeah.

Like, I'm just doing a crossword puzzle or something.

No, I was watching. I think maybe they just put CSI Las Vegas on Hulu Plus.

Oh, okay. Got it. So I told me, having sex for a month. Yeah, that's strange. I would rather just say no. But you know. You know what? You and I do that, to be honest, is the morning when you wake over with the dick in your back and you're like, okay, I get it. Like, you wanna have sex. I'm tired. If you just do it from behind, I'm fine. Like, I don't know that I hate it. I'm probably not gonna have an orgasm in the morning Cause I'm tired. But yeah, you have a boner already. Let's get to do it. I'm fine. And I lay there. But it's not like I'm sitting there reading or like texting. Although I have been known to take notes.

Yeah, I was gonna say, you check your emails?

Sometimes I check my email.

Oh, that's when. That's when you should send out your mass email.

What news?

Your newsletter.

Having sex. Sex with Emily's actually happening right now.

Right this moment.

Write that down.

That's gonna make some typos.

I mean, like, that could be happening. Yeah, you have no idea.

See, that's happened before. I know. I've never had sex during the show. Okay, a little bit of sex in the news because we found some good ones this week.

A Bluetooth vibrating implant could be the next big thing in sex toys. You ready for this? We've heard of Bluetooth vibrators, right? Like the. Oh, I got it. The Jae Jou. The Nua. I actually plugged it in and charged it.

The new is the back door ones. The Dua.

Oh, the Dua. The Dua.

Is it really called a dua?

There's a dua and a. And the Nua is for couples. It's remote control and Bluetooth. What? The do is for couples?

Yeah, the do is for couples. The new is for backdoor couples.

They're really cool. It's a new thing.

It's terrifying.

Why?

The terrorists are going to hack our wives and girlfriends.

No, they have to be wearing the vibrator.

Yeah. No, it's like we're gonna lose the entire country because our wives.

I'll get to this later. It's actually one of the stars. I'm explaining to you. What the vibrator we're gonna lose. No, they have to be wearing the vibrator at the time.

No, but I thought it was like implanted.

Oh, this is.

Oh, this part. Okay, here I go.

ISIS is hitting me again.

No, you're so right. We totally, like, get all of the waves of all the. All the pattern wave. What is it? What would it be? All the frequencies of all of them and make every woman orgasm in America.

At the same time.

Dude, listen to this. Though horny women can rejoice everywhere because sex toy implants are going to be a thing. Imagine the ability to have your clitoris stimulated anywhere you go. Forever. Jezebel reports Bluetooth controlled vibrating clitoral implants will become a huge deal. Fun Factory. And I love Fun Factory. They make actually I've been to playing with their Amarino which is a great G spot vibrator. It's a m o r I n o. It's awesome. Anyway, they make amazing toys. Love them. They are introducing the, the, the medical grade silicone implant called Orgasmia. Imagine that. I wonder how many like naming, you know, meanings they had as a device that can be used on its own for hands free orgasms. So just to go back to earlier, I was saying there's Bluetooth. Now you can control someone's vibrator from your Bluetooth. This is like in your vagina, in your clitoris. So the org gives women control over their arousal and pleasure. The motor nestles against the pelvis. And users report that they stopped noticing it after only three to four days of use. They're just in excruciating pain at first. Inspired by the design of thermoelectric watches, the device automatically recharges using body heat. As with all Fun Factory products, it's encased in medical grade silicone. It's encased in medical grade silicone. While the implant can be synced to respond to remote commands from a number of electronic devices, including many smartphones. So, and along with this thing that's implanted in you, they're also offering discreet remote controls designed to look like rings, watches, necklaces, more. So you could like control it through like your Fitbit watch.

So every time now once this goes down, every time someone fiddles with an earring or something, I'm gonna think, are they turning themselves on right now? Literally.

But here's the thing. It's only being done by a Beverly Hills plastic surgeon. Not cheap, 6,500 plus the device. But it lasts a long time. A 20 year warranty for the motor and Fun Factory will cover half the cost upgrades. Okay, this just concerns me from a medical perspective. I mean think about like IUDs. I mean every night we get a call from someone on Loveline saying, I.

Have an IUD right now and my body rejected it for like the first three months. It was like, it's painful.

But an IUD is an implant that you put in. It gives you birth control for three.

To five years depending on the one.

So it's a commitment. So. But why? Like, first of all, if I had a thing in me that it was resting on my clitoris with a toy, I wouldn't go to work. I would just sit on my orgasms all day. I mean, this doesn't sound. I mean, it doesn't say, is it for women? Now, if this was for women who are pre orgasmic or couldn't experience pleasure.

And joy, but for people who have money.

Yeah.

Who want to spend it on weird shit.

I kind of want to do it just to try it, but I really don't know. I'm afraid of the pain. I gotta talk to Drew about it. I think it's not good for it.

It sounds really dangerous.

So dangerous.

I mean, getting the IUD put in is really bad. That doesn't even have a motor on it or.

I have the best mood all the time.

Watchmakers.

No, no, no. It's made by amazing sex toy line. If you go to goodvibes.com code Emily, you get discounted. All these toys now.

But here's the problem. Certain waves, certain things are going to trigger it by mistake.

It's brand new.

You're like, you know, checking out at the supermarket, and all of a sudden it starts humming. You're gonna be in trouble.

Yeah. In trouble. Tsa, is it really trouble?

Like, she scans your bananas?

Yeah. What happens to ts I honestly, I.

Wouldn'T trust my boyfriend to have, like a control to my pleasure all the time. It'd be really mean.

And then if you break up with someone and they have the code, we'd.

Be like, at dinner with my mom and he'd be like, let's see.

That's the fun part. That's what I like. The vibrating. So this is like.

Because they already got the underwear.

That's what I'm talking about. I've got the vibrating panties and that. You put the thing in and I've done that. Boyfriend. We went to a party and he had the remote and it's kind of hot. That's what I'm saying. You guys, you're going out with your partner. You've been together a long time. And at that. That night, she's wearing the panties. You've got the little remote control in your pocket. And every once in a while, you know, you're standing around talking to your boring friends that you see all the time, and you turn on the vibrator and then you go have sex in the bathroom or on the way home. It's hot. But this I Don't. I'm not implanting it anytime soon. Just saying. Okay. Sexting stats show just how much Americans get freaky with phones as smartphones have now become the norm. Sexting is more happening all over the damn place. So who's doing it? How often are they doing it? And just what the hell are these people sending to each other? Well, now we have the answer to those and many other questions thanks to this brand new infographic.

The nsa.

Thank God for. Exactly. The NSA is gonna let us know they're tracking it. Exactly. They have an infographic, which you know are great because you just have to look at pictures. Here's a few more interesting details that you'll learn from it. More than 35% of Americans admit to sexting. 90. Have you sexted with your. Have you sex with Madison?

Oh, yeah. I was sexting before. It was cool.

But do you still sext in a relationship?

I mean, I usually don't instigate it, but yeah. Like, every once in a while during the day, I'll get, like, a random.

Text message, and you're like, I'm working.

Yeah. I'm like, all right, let's just save that spunk for home.

How about you?

I've been with my wife for a very long time.

See, this is why you need to send her a sexy text.

But before sexting, I used to send Polaroids to people in the mail. Or just, like, hand them, like, a.

Week later after the date, like, you know, with a pigeon.

Just slip them into their hand when you're like.

Like.

Like, bye. It was good seeing you. Just a little Polaroid of your.

Was it your penis?

Actually, no. I did take pictures and have them developed by a place once. That's not smart. Back in the day, that's what we had to do, kids.

We did.

They can actually take them. Like, they can confiscate nudies that they process, like, they're allowed to do.

Right, but that's why you use Polaroid.

We'll digress a little bit here. But I had a friend who actually worked at one of these places, and the first. Her first day working at the place, they said, all right, here's the number one thing. If you get any nudies, you make doubles, and then you put them in this book back here, and they had a massive book.

Oh, just for fun.

Yeah.

Like at writing.

They double them. Yeah, they make duplicates for fun and then keep it.

This is really illegal in corporate America.

Absolutely.

I love it.

Thanks. You want to get a job at Walgreens? Okay. 95 said sexual thoughts or ideas. 38 send sexy selfies. 36% explicit images. 32% said they started sexting between ages of 19 and 29 and 56 though percent say they who have done it admit that sex has improved, sexting has improved their relationships. And those who are dating are more likely to sext than those in a committed relationship. And I think you people in your committed relationships here probably need to sex more than others. And what I'm saying is not every day. But like I always say, sex or foreplay starts after the last orgasm. So you could say, babe, last night it was so hot. Or you looked so great this morning. And I know you're like Mary, whatever, but women always want to hear that you're thinking about it. Yeah.

Define sexting because I think I probably do it every day.

I think you're awesome. Like last night sex was really great. Or you looked really beautiful. This I can't wait for this weekend.

I know I can have sex because my wife and my mom are right next to each other in my phone. And twice I sent something very inappropriate to my mom. So I.

That's awesome. Wait, I think there actually is a statistic about how many people have accidentally miss sexting. Yeah, it's called like, where is it?

Oh, oops.

Sexting accidents.

Oh, that's funny.

16% of men have mistakenly sent a sex to a family member.

The last one I sent to my mom. This is a true story. It was. It was a joke. But I just out of the blue sent I'll suck your dick for a dollar to my wife, thinking it would make her laugh a little bit. And then my mom said, no, thank you.

That could be worse than that. That is hilarious.

Actually. Really fast. Before sexting, I have a really funny story. I just. I've never shared it before.

I have to share it.

Oh, I accidentally booty called my dad during a booty call. Like back when your phone could dial on its own as it sit on it. I snuck out of the house to have sex with the guy. And while we were having sex, I guess my phone aged. It was like in my pocket in a jacket that had got under my, like under my butt while we were having sex. And then we drove back to my house.

Oh no.

And as I'm driving up, I see that my front door is wide open. I can see the silhouette of my dad, who was a huge dude. My dad was like a football player. He's like a linebacker. Taking up the whole doorway, looking like, just scary as hell. And I was like, oh, my God. Oh, my God. I found my phone. And so I pull out my phone. We were probably like five minutes from my house where we were having sex. We had, like, like, parked in a discreet location.

And so that was good.

Yeah, exactly. And so we're like. We're like pulling up. And I was like, oh, I need to find my phone. I need to find out what's going on. So I pick up my phone. It says, call with dad. 13 minutes. And we had definitely been having sex about, like 10 minutes ago. And so my dad is standing in the doorway holding the phone, just staring.

How old were you?

I was like, 18 maybe. Like, so I was like. I was like, legally allowed to have sex, but it was still awful. He had for sure heard me having at least four to five minutes.

Don't get over that. What happened?

It was awful. I made the guy drop me off down the block.

I was like, yeah, he's got to get the fuck out of there.

And so he dropped me up down the block. I walked up and he's like, where the hell is this guy? And he starts cussing.

Oh, my God, that's major.

It was awful. It was. But I booty called my dad during a booty call.

That is epic. That actually could be in Anderson's next movie or something.

That would be too much. If I saw it in a movie, I'd be, come on.

No, I know most dads.

I think the phone now. He would have.

Yeah, he would have hung up.

Right? But he did.

I think most dads would.

How much did he hear?

Maybe he thought I was in danger. He heard five minutes at least. And then he probably heard me being like, all right, we got to get back, because. Right, okay. So I was like, I gotta go.

What do you think you heard, though?

I mean, he heard that guy climaxing. This is before the orgasm.

Okay, what did I. What was that?

Like, I have no idea. I don't remember this guy at all. But it was probably, like, really quiet. And then I was like, all right, give me a cigarette. Because I was super classy as an 18 year old and used to smoke.

Right? That'd be great if your dad was, like, more pissed about the smoking than he was about the sex. I told you not to smoke.

Why are you smoking cigarettes? That's crazy.

Heart disease.

We never spoke about it again. Like, it didn't come up.

So funny. People have all these, like, traumatic things with their parents. Like if they walked on me having sex, they walked on me, like, giving a Blowjob. And then they like, we never talked. We never spoke. And then you know that your dad's like, every time. You know, they get over it, they get over it. So my thing with this is I think that I am not gonna knock any way that you relay to your partner anything sexual that's gonna get you turned on and help your sex life. But I think phone sex, dying art, that was fun because it's not just words. It's like you can hear the voice, and you can. It's real time. So sometimes if you're sexting, you're not really masturbating. Sometimes you can, but it's like, how are you gonna masturbate in sex with one hand? The point of phone sex was that you'd both be getting off. Or sometimes you'd just be getting them off, and I'd be lying, doing dishes, but pretending I'm getting them off. I'd be like, yeah, babe, what's that noise? I'm like, oh, nothing. Just really wet here, you know? But I'm pretty good at phone sex. I can get people off. And I feel like you'd hear it. It's auditory. And. But the. But the thing is. So I think it's done. I mean, did you ever phone sex? No.

Yes.

Did you?

Okay.

Yeah.

So I guess it's the same principle, though. And I think they're both effective. Here's why I like them both is because there's something about being removed from your partner. And the reason why I think couples say it improves their sex life is because you can say those things that you can't say to your partner. Like, I see you right now all tied up with a ball gag in your mouth, roped from the ceiling, for example. And you might not want to say that when you see them, but then she's thinking, that's hot, too. Like, that's another way to express your sexual desires. So that's what.

I never got, the phone sex thing. Never. I never got it. Or I call those 976 numbers.

I never understood I was competing with people I liked.

Yeah, I know, but, like, the guys. I mean, that was a real market. People would call, and it's just. I never understood.

It's a huge market. I used to phone sex operators on the show, and they actually taught me how to do it pretty good.

Well, what does it sound like?

Oh, God.

You gonna do it with me?

Okay, when I come back, Anderson, you have a moment? I gotta give a quick shout out to my peeps, but I really Think that you should have phone sex with me.

All right.

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And he's working on it.

No, it's a woman actually. Whatevs.

The fire's going on.

Australia. And I so appreciate it actually, because I've been asked, asking people and I love, love when you do this. If you give me your name and you don't have to use your real name and your age and where you're from.

Social. Excuse me, Your social.

Social Security number.

Yeah. And your Social Security number and credit card. Cool. And the number on the back. I love your show heaps. And it's totally eradicated much of my fears about sex that I gained from going to a Catholic school. Anyway, I've been with my boyfriend for 4.5 years and we've lived together for nearly two of those. We have a pretty great sex life and have experience experiment with a few things including a massage and the Form 2 Jimmy Jane vibrator. Love it. My question is whether you have any tips to keep the awesome sex and attraction going as I am worried that due to our young age and that both of us were virgins when we met that it will be difficult to keep the fire alive as we go forward. Any tips or advice? Cheers. From the southern hemisphere, Rebecca.

Yikes.

So this I know well, Rebecca is spawned this entire show, Michelle. Because I'm going to lead into now some ways that not only Rebecca in a longer term relationship, but even if you're in a relationship for a month or you've just slept with someone, these are things that you can use across the board because desire in life is kind of fickle. Like lust is fickle. Desire changes in a relationship sometimes. Like we were saying, you want it more than your partner. And you know, at the very beginning you have the best sex of your life or so you can think. And then the next month or 10 years, you might get bored. It's like same old, same old. And so the deal is, is think about. We think we were talking about this, right, Madison? Like your favorite meal?

Yes.

What's your favorite meal?

Oh, you were asking me.

Sorry. Besides peanuts.

I do love a good cock sandwich, but no, I'm a vegetarian, so probably my favorite meal would be like a good veggie. Oh, a black bean burger.

Black bean burger.

I love black bean burger.

You love them, right? Yeah. And you'd be like, if I was like, madison, look what I brought for you tonight.

Are you vegan?

So excited.

A black bean burger. A pescatarian.

Oh, you eat everything.

No one eats anything in my outfit. They don't eat everything.

I guess Brie Olsen, she's a porn star and she's vegan, but she swallows a lot of semen, so I think that she's not vegan. You know what I mean?

Yeah, that's. That's gotta have some dairy in it, right, guys?

My friend. Okay, can we go back to semen? And you remind me I have a really funny semen story. Okay, so we use. We often use this analogy. Okay, well, first of all, what if I said to you, okay, Madison, but that's. That's what you're gonna eat for the next six years for dinner and lunch.

Probably cry myself.

Right, Exactly. Every once I'd be like, you know what I miss? Cheese puffs.

Yeah.

Or I miss chocolate.

So she needs to get a new boyfriend.

Yeah. No, what I'm saying is when it comes to monogamous sex, it's like having the same meal every day for the rest of your life. So no matter how great sex it is, it can feel like a routine. Long term, short term, all of it. So that's why we're doing the show, to help you with love and romance. And so a lot of times, this is what I was saying earlier is that when you hear me say adventurous or new things in bed, you ought to. If you're me or like, a lot of people who are trying to get help, they think that's a lot of work. Or, Emily's gonna make me buy a butt plug. I know.

It goes spelunking and having sex.

Exactly. And they're like, I'll listen to it, but I'm not gonna do it. So I'm giving you. This is stuff that you can actually. And I want you to do, like, one of them this week. Can you pledge to me that one of these things. It's like ripping a band aid off. You're like, how do I do this? Just do it. Okay, so. And it's a great way to get started. Trying new things, exploring new desires. I'm getting to it. Dude, how excited you are. Baby steps. So, and here's the other thing. Why I'm breaking it down for you, because, you know, like, when you're in yoga class or your exercise class, Madison, and they're like, you could modify this. They say, like, okay, you could do it on your hands or you could go down your knees. Like, these are all good. These are, like, modifications. So I'm gonna type some things. You could be like, well, I don't want to be. You know, I don't wanna do knife play and have her throwing knives in my face, but it might be nice to have my hair pulled. Okay. So when I say, like, think outside the bedroom.

Oftentimes in a relationship, you have sex in the same place all the time.

Public sex.

Public sex is great. So move outside the norm. Even if it's like. So I'm gonna tell you, hotel sex, amazing. Switching up location so much. So great. So first, I had a Cosmo Cosmopolitan magazine email me this week, and for a press request, they're like, hey, why is hotel sex so great? I was like, it is my favorite thing in the whole world. Like, I wish I could live in hotel. Why is it so great? I thought about it. I was like, well, you can be as loud as you want, as messy as you want. It's like your. It's like your new sheets. Because you know what I mean? Like, a new bed and new sheets, it all feels good. It's fresh, and it's just. You're looking at new things. You're not looking at your dirty dishes, and you're away, and it's different. And you can have amazing sex.

It completely gets you out of any rut you might be in.

Totally. Everything's new. But if you're like, we can't afford it. Well, like, maybe you should have sex in your living room, in your backyard. Do it just anywhere different. This is just the point that switching up location is key to just making things different. So, like, having sex on the washing machine during the spin cycle. Ever tried that?

You've done that?

I have done that. It's in my book actually, too. So I had to try it. And the reason why is because when you do something spontaneous and you're like, hey, babe, let's meet me in the kitchen, that increases the lust factor and adrenaline because it's something new, and it demonstrates that, you know, you want to have them right there, right now.

And the ball's in her court. I mean, she needs to kind of take. She's the one who's worried about it. And chances are the guy will follow whatever she's into.

Right? Well, that's true. Well, I'm actually not answering Rebecca's email specifically because this entire. But that. Thank you for bringing it back to her. But that's. Well, okay, we should go back to this. She's saying that she. Well, she should share this with him, you know. Yeah. It's not in her court. It's in both their courts. Because if it's only in her court, she'll be the one making all the. You know.

But it sounds like she's the one who's up in her head about it.

Yeah. Which is great that she's thinking ahead of time. This happens.

They're both virgins, though.

I know. In their twenties.

Too young. What are you guys doing?

Well, see, I don't want to say that, but they are very young to be together.

Speaking from a guy's point of view.

He'S going to want to sleep with other people.

Yeah. Because he's not going to have anything in his Rolodex to think back to except for her. Every.

Do you think that's the requirement that every guy needs that?

Absolutely. Got to go out and fill those banks.

He's got to get some strange.

Yeah. Need some strange. Add it to the memory banks.

I just think. I think you're right, you know, that I think that you shouldn't get married before third.

Back in the 20s, when we died at 40. It was cool.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Totally. Getting married at 25, you got a good 15 strong years together. It's awesome.

Deadwood days. But not anymore.

Not anymore. Now we're together. You can have multiple, you know, whatever. I just think it's a. I think you don't really know yourself in your 20s. I think 4.5 years. And what happens is you get addicted to these relationships because you really grew up in them, you know, each other's families.

Yeah. Any kind of change at that point in your life just seems devastating.

Right.

But it's not.

I can't live without him. But I like that she. Listen, Rebecca, whether you stay with them or not, these are gonna be great tips for everyone moving forward in your life. So also get some sexual inspiration. I'm a huge fan of watching porn with your partner. A lot of people watch porn, and it's secret in relationships. A lot of times guys are like, it's my thing. Or a lot of women. I mean, I hear this daily from women peers of mine, friends of mine, my age, they can't. They're like, why? Why? Why is he watching porn? We're having amazing sex. Does he want me to be blonde with big boobs? Do you have that? What?

Oh, no. It's just funny because my boyfriend is such a horn dog. One time, he was, like, at class and I had his laptop and I was gonna Torrent something. And so I looked up Pirate Bay and I typed in PI and his search history pulled down the first thing. And he would kill me if I told anybody this.

But we weren't telling.

It was pink Teen pussy. That was the first thing that I saw.

He actually typed that in.

He typed in.

I was like, so specific. I have a picture on my phone. And it was like, I went to type in PI for Pirate Bay. And the first thing that popped up his computer was like, you mean painting pussy? And I was like, what? I texted it to him. It's a torrenting online torrent to steal things. Because I don't steal things.

Oh, Em, you gotta like this because you say, I never give you anything. Here's something.

Oh.

When the wife and I first moved in together, she was doing. It was before I was like, savvy on the computer and I learned incognito mode and all this things that operate. I mean, there should be a class in high school now for dudes. But before all that, and we were sharing a computer and she actually. She was laughing about it. She thought it was quite funny. But I was, look, I looked up amateur facials. I was just. I was drinking. That was what I was into that. She saw that and her initial thought was, oh, how sweet. He's learning how to, like, do like, a cheap facial formula.

He got like, a cucumber formula.

She thought that's what it was for. And then she realized what it was. She was disturbed for a second. Then she started laughing about how ridiculous it was.

Oh, my God, that's hilarious.

I thought it was so funny because it was so specific. I was like, you really. You went right for it. And he was like, it's because I'd seen, like, I'd seen like, a porno that was titled that. So I wanted to read it.

Yeah, sure.

Are you sure?

That's kind of redundant. Teens or pink?

Nobody wants teens.

Yeah, but I sent him a picture of it. I took a picture of it on my phone and sent it to him. Was like, hey, so your computer. And he was like, oh, my God. He was so worried that I was gonna be freaked out. But I thought it was really funny because I know that guys watch porn. Like, it's just a normal thing.

You're okay with it.

Yeah. And it doesn't bother me. Maybe that's a generational thing. Maybe people, like, a little bit older.

No, it's not all ages. I hear it from my friends who are in the 30s. I hear from friends in their 20s. That it's confusing, but it can be a great way to spark a sense of adventure and a big turn on for both of you and get you both revved up. Because it's great to learn about both of your sexual preferences now. For example, Madison, your boyfriend might come home and you might say, you know what, babe? I don't want pink teen pussy tonight. Let's try to find something that works for both of us.

Big black cock.

Yeah. Yeah.

Really scary.

Get that one. Exactly.

The first off, old black cock.

Hey, let's split the difference. I get big black cock. No, but it's like. I mean, I actually did this the other night with this guy that I'm dating. I was like. He was telling me about a porn that he watched. Oh. Oh. Because I always talk about the Magic Wand. Oh. Because it's amazing. And the Magic Wand vibrator that we know. And. And so he's like, oh, I was watching a porn the other day and I saw the Magic Wand. And I've been. We played with toys and I was like, cool, I wanna show it to you. And he showed me. He looks it up. We're on my bed, we grab my computer and we watch it together. And it was super hot. It was one of those kink.com videos where it was like she was all tied up.

And I looked up some of that kink.com stuff.

Yeah, it's good.

It's bizarre.

Yeah, it's awesome.

That opens up with a castle thing. Is that a castle building up there?

Yeah, I had a party there. I had a party there once. San Francisco guy Peter Ackworth, who started.

It, my hair cutter was telling the girl who cuts my hair was really into all that stuff.

Oh, yeah, it's pretty amazing. It's mostly hardcore bdsm.

A lot of public weird stuff. Like, they just take a girl to a laundromat and they start banging her. Like, there's, like, people in there washing their clothes, like, taking pictures, but that's.

All on set there. It's a really cool place. But the thing is, is that. What? Oh, no, it's not real. But afterwards, they have the girls on who are like, no, I really enjoyed that. Like, she looks like she's, like, about. Like she's being fixated, but they're all down and it's consensual. So this was cool because I saw what kind of porn turned him on. And this one worked because it turned me on, because I love my Magic Wand. We watched it together, and then I plugged in My magic wand. And we had sex and, like, kind of did what we saw on screen. So you might just want to go to, like, Good Vibes After Dark has a lot of great porn. Or just go to any. Whatever site you go to. If you guys peruse together for a few minutes, I'm sure you could find something. Maybe she likes lesbian porn, which is common. And watch it together. And it's a great tool because you learn new moves and tricks and it's a fun. Something different to do.

What. What if. What if you're, like, a little uncomfortable with your significant other and, like, you don't really know how to broach it?

I think that if you're uncomfortable with it and porns never come up.

Yeah.

And I think you should say so. I'm wondering, do you have any. Well, this brings me to another point here, which would be great. I'm gonna bring you down to another tip here that's gonna answer your question.

Are you sure?

Make a sexy bucket list. I love this because.

Oh, that's good. Yeah.

Communication key, key, key, key to exciting sex life. And when you share your fantasies and desires with your partner, it increases your intimacy.

Don't lead with threesome. Cause that'll.

Oh, I know. Don't you guys use some discretion, okay? Like, like your hot best friend coming over for threesome. Not gonna work.

Jessica. Get her.

And use sexual exploration so couples find it daunting. So you can make a game out of it and say, sit down with your partner and you make up sexy bucket lists. So you write down new things you wanna try. So, like, you each could, like, write down five and then change. Change it. You know, like, exchange it. So you can be like, I wish we had rougher sex. Like, I wish we made out more. I wish I could tie you up to the ceiling. I don't know. I keep saying that because I was watching kink.com. i was watching Kinks.

You can, like, little post its or little, like, index cards, too. And each index card has its own. And then you could, like, do them one by one, almost like you're playing.

Cards out of a hat. Right. So you could say, I want to watch porn together to see what turns you on.

Right.

That's a great way to do it.

That's a great way to do it.

Thank you, honey.

I told you.

I know sometimes I don't go back around to the question, but I did.

I thought, we're getting back to jizz, too, but I thought about it right as I was asking you. I was. And I came up with another decent thing you could do is, like, you could. It's a little devious, but you could, like, slip. Like, have a nice Netflix sleeve, and then slip in, like, a porn and be like, hey, let's watch the movie we got from Netflix today, honey. And you pop it in and you go, oh, I didn't. This is the wrong disc. But then it's on.

She'll never believe you.

Honestly. Just pick blue as the warmest color. That movie that's, like, filled with lesbian sex.

Yeah.

Just, like, put that on and be, like, brutal. Oh, man. Like, how did this happen? What? Well, what do you think about it?

That's true. Right? Exactly. And that's a great point, because some women might not be ready for porn. So this is, like. This is how we modify. This is how we modify. Look up, like, the. The sexiest love scene movies like it. Mama Tambien.

Nine and a Half Weeks. You could start there.

Wild Orchid.

And then move into hardcore porn. No, I mean, you know, see what. It's a sexy bucket list. Great way to do it.

Me and my boyfriend watch Hollow man together, and we found out that it was, like, both of us when we were younger, we saw Hollow man and thought it was really hot. The whole thing of him being invisible.

The naked raper. I mean, the invisible rape.

Her blouse and everything. So that was, like, our code word. Like, we'd be hanging out with friends, and he'd be like, you want to go watch Hollow Man? I'd be like, yeah, this is like when we first started hooking up. And we'd be like, yeah, let's go watch Hollow Man. And that was like our code word for, like, we're gonna go hook up. Yeah.

That's awesome.

Hollow Man.

Hollow Man. I get it.

That means.

Yeah, I totally get it. I'm glad.

Hollow me out.

Hollow me out. Okay, so, yeah, I forgot it. Do you guys watch porn?

He watches more porn than I do.

You're not that into it.

Yeah, I mean, it's not that we're not that into it. It's just that, like, I don't know. Our point tastes are different. He likes point of view, like, hardcore banging. And I like more.

Like, this is the conundrum.

Pink teen pussy is what he is.

Yeah, exactly.

And it's like, let's not mess around. Let's not beat around the bush. We know what bush he likes.

Yeah, no bush. No bush. That's the trick here.

God, no bush. Do you think the bush is coming back? I don't know. Okay, so here's one more thing. Voyeurism. So, you know, we were talking earlier about video chatting. That's another thing. We've got sexting. We've got phone sex video chatting. Just using on your phone, Skype, GG, FaceTime. It's not just for long distance. So couples, like, in the same area code or in the same house, if you're feeling lazy, you know, you're downstairs watching tv. It's really hot for virtual sex. So because there's elements of, like, voyeurism and exhibitionism, and a lot of women get really turned on by that. It's a. It's a top fantasy for a lot of women. So you can watch her touch herself, tell her what to do. She can watch you. And if you're not your host, how to start. Some women say it's hot when she's, like, watching porn. Like, if you guys are watching and she's, like, watching little porn, so it makes her feel, like, less awkward. Like it's something to get you both in the mood and she's watching porn while you're watching her. But I also think just getting started, like, telling her what to do, or you guys both get undressed together. And that can lead to one of my favorite sex tips, mutual masturbation. Because there's a lot of couples who have been together for a long time, and they still are like, I don't know what the hell turns my partner on. And so if you're watching each other touch herself, you're like, oh, she goes up and down on the clitoris, or she never touches her clitoris, or he grabs his balls, and I've never touched his balls. I didn't know that. It's a great way to learn.

What accent was that?

I don't know. I didn't know who touched the ball. I made it up. Role playing.

She's role playing.

I'm role playing. Role playing is really hot, too. And I know that you think, okay, this is kind of weird. Well, I can't say this.

Yeah, you can.

I can.

No, it's too late.

But I did dress up. Okay, so another thing. I had a really fun weekend. So this guy I've been dating who never uses sex toy in his life, like, before he met me, like, nothing ever, ever, ever. I've had a wedge for a long time from Liberator. Like, a really nice, black, adorable label. Okay, so you know what a wedge is?

No.

It's sex wedge.

It's like furniture.

It's sex furniture. And it's an amazing thing because it's a wedge. And a lot of women, in order to have experienced the most pleasure and to have orgasm, their bum needs to be lifted. So it's like literally like a wedge, like a pillow. And so your butt rises on it. And this one comes with cuffs, too, like handcuffs. Like, they have so much stuff. If you go to liberator.com and so I've had this wedge in my garage. So we open it up and we like wedge. And it was hot because it was like you're elevated and you had, like.

Cuffs and stuff like that suspended from the ceiling.

I was not suspended from the ceiling, but I'm going to work on that soon because I think that would be really, really fun. And I also tried.

Russian landlord would love that.

Oh, my God, I'm a Russian landlord. But now I don't know what to do with the wedge because it's so big. Not to mention my Sibian. Do you know I got a Sibian?

I was gonna bring up the Sibian right now. I don't know if I was gonna be stepping on the wedge. You gotta just get rid of, like, your La Z Boy if you have one. I don't want to replace it like a couch with it.

It's like, I'm trying. Like, if anyone's. I'm not really great interior designer.

Civilians are expensive.

I know. I'm one of three people who've gotten a free one.

Wow.

I'm so honored. It has a million attachments.

The other two are like a Barack Obama and who else?

Yeah, Barack Obama's in the White House, but he's got more room. Like, the thing is, if I had a separate room.

I know. Yeah, exactly. So I got that. And then one more tip. I just want to say here is. This is another thing that came up for me lately is giving her oral sex from behind. A lot of men do oral sex the same way when she's lying down. But if you only do that, it's time for a twist. So next time you're going in for the oral, as you should be doing, if she likes it, smack it up, switch it up, get her on all fours, and then perform oral from behind her. You could either do it just like licking behind her, or you could lie underneath her on your back with your legs, like, facing away from her body. And it's an unexpected sensation. It feels different, actually, because you're coming at it from a different angle. You're sucking on the clitoris and using your tongue from different angles, which, since the clitoris has 8,000 nerve endings. It feels a little different. So those are some tips. Role playing's fun. What else do we have in here? We have a little anal. I think we covered a lot of it.

Yeah, we knocked out a bunch and stuff that we usually don't talk about. That's like. The big thing is, I feel like people expect us to say certain things.

You know, you want my ejaculation?

So I was on. Okay, back, back. Okay. So I was on a podcast the other day. I called in, and it was funny. It was called Detroit Cast. Right. And they're from Detroit. Funny enough, the two guys who host it, they're nominated for podcast awards. Sorry, Anderson. And so they called. They're like, hey, I heard they know my brother. They're in Michigan. I heard her sister's hosting the awards. I get on their podcast the other day. We all went to the same high school, which is interesting because I went to a rando high school, and one of the questions they had for me was a jack. It was basically ejaculation etiquette. When I want to come on a woman's face, do I ask her first, or do I just do it? Ask her. And I was like, you've got to. To ask her. You know, you've got to ask. It's like. It's like if someone else grabbed you and started, like, spraying, like, SPF on you or something, you're like. You're like, what are you doing? Like, I'm already have enough spf, you know? Or like, if they're spraying, if you're putting anything in someone's body, I don't know why I thought of spf, but. Because if someone started spraying me, it'd be weird. You got it. You got to ask them.

Or if you're real smooth, bring it up like a dinner somehow. Yeah, no, angle it in.

I'll be like, babe, I can't wait to come on your face later.

Once you let that stuff in the moment.

Now in the moment, just be like, hey, babe, can I. Call me your face. So I was talking to my married friend last night about the same thing came up twice in a day. So I figured it's newsworthy. And they've been together, like, 10 years. And I was like, she's like, yeah. And sometimes he just wants to come my face. I was like, okay, well, what do you. What do you do? She's like, sometimes I say yes, sometimes I say no. I said, well, what. What is the deciding factor? Like, how do you know when she's like, I don't know. Sometimes, you know, like, I just. We're about to go out, and I know that they'll be on my face, and, like, I do my makeup, and sometimes I just want to say no, because why should I say yes every time? Mix it up. But most time I say yes. She says two out of three times. Yeah. Just want to tell you about ejaculation etiquette, which is important to ask. Don't just come on our face.

Ejaculation etiquette?

No, I mean, it's.

We have a show called Ejaculation Etiquette if you'd like more information. Oh, and then she said, it's so fattening, isn't it? And I was like, no, it's good for you.

And not only that, it's supposed to be really good for your skin. Like, if you have breakouts, they say, like, to dab a little bit on teenage. No, I mean, actually, there have been studies coming out.

Take my jacket around your face.

There's somebody actually paying money for that study. Or women, poor women. People are just slathering semen on their face to see if it works.

It's science.

Science.

Heather Locklear.

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