Candy, Flowers & V-Day Foreplay

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Bedroom eyes, they called them in a bygone day. Hey, Emily, you got a boyfriend? 'Cause my man E here, he just got his heart broken. He thinks you're kind of cute.

A girl's gotta have her standards.

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You love it. What were you saying when we were talking earlier? You said you talked about this on your show, on your morning show, The Woody Show. Congratulations, by the way.

Thank you.

You just got renewed for like 15 more years.

Oh, 3 years, but I wish it was 15. I mean, they did offer more, but we, uh, we like to keep our options open.

Totally.

Yeah, but 3 years is great. Yeah, it's a daily podcast. We talk about pop culture, people, sex.

No, but people like that. No, but listen, if people like podcasts, they should listen to The Woody Podcast.

Yeah, just, uh, search The Woody Show, you'll find it.

Totally.

I'm on there.

I have no problem. You should talk about that more.

But I do.

You were saying something earlier, but then I could wait about how you said I was talking about this on your show.

On our previous, previous podcast, we were talking about, um, being cool with your exes.

Oh, that was it. That was it.

Emily from Sex and the Family podcast.

BFF.

She is like going on vacation with exes and like, you know, hanging out, look at their boyfriends, and they're like, yeah, in the mix with their exes and stuff like that. Which is just like kind of like recently in the news, you know. Did you hear about the whole Kanye, Amber Rose?

Yeah.

And, uh, Wiz Khalifa drama? Yep. And then they, uh, they all squashed it and, um, Kim Kardashian invited Amber Rose, who is Kanye West's ex-girlfriend, over to Kim Kardashian's mom's house to squash all the beef that they were talking about.

Oh, just to nip it in the bud?

They're like, hey, let's end all this.

That's good.

That's how it should be.

Yeah, that's really mature.

And then they posted selfies together and put them on each other's Instagrams.

They selfie'd.

They selfie'd.

They may not.

That's, you know what, so I don't know if they're gonna be going on vacation with each other. But I believe you can like be cool.

I take it to that level. You gotta be cool. And it's true, actually, when I'm in a relationship now, I think about, God, when we break up, this will be fun to be friends with him, because this is what I'll enjoy about our friendship. Most people think about their current boyfriends as maybe being their husbands. I just picture them being my best friend after we break up.

Yeah, I mean, I've lost touch with all, pretty much all my exes, but I've always been cool with them after. I never had like really a bad breakup.

Right. Yeah, you're just kind of—

maybe like everyone always has— everyone's got one bad breakup, but most of them is usually pretty cool unless you're, you're the crazy one. And then it's always—

the girl is a crazy one. Yeah, that's how it goes. Guys are like, oh, I love her, she's amazing, she's the best, oh my God, she's amazing. And then I'm like, what happened to that cool girl you're dating? He's like, she's crazy, crazy bitch, she's setting my shit on fire.

Yeah, you know, but no, there's crazy—

she's always crazy too. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, there are lots of crazy guys. That's true. Um, and, um, so I wanted to say that, uh, it's Valentine's Day coming up, and I know you have a very, um— it's very close to your heart in many ways, but also maybe there's some trauma. I'm not sure that your mother was a florist.

Yes, I just don't know if that was her Christmas, right? Um, not a lot of trauma. The thing is, like, I would assume childhood stuff is trauma.

Sorry.

No, no, I, uh— it was great. My mother was a florist when I was growing up. In high school, she would send me with like like 2 bags of single roses, and I was like the man at school because I was just hooking up every girl that like did not have a boyfriend that was giving flowers that day. Or maybe girls did have a boyfriend but they didn't get flowers.

You're like, I don't care.

Yeah, so that, that part was great. But then also the part was like, oh my God, like so much money that's being spent, you know? Because right now, uh, before Valentine's Day, we can go drive down the street and we can get a dozen roses for like $10, right? But When it becomes Valentine's Day, holy crap. Like, now, now that my mom— I mean, my mom was a florist. Now when I see flowers, like, I, I look at the quality, right?

You can tell. You can tell that quality, right?

Oh, that's, that's crap.

How do people tell? Tell people how to tell, because women know.

Yeah, well, like, okay, so the kind of— well, Valentine's— on Valentine's Day, you have to go with the roses. Don't go with, like, some dumb bouquet that doesn't have, like, that has tulips in it and stuff like that. Go with— definitely go with the roses. Don't go with the roses that have like a bunch of, um, baby's breath, baby's breath, and like all these other, uh, just flowers, flowers in them. Yeah, like just try to keep it simple.

Okay.

And I think that's the best way to go.

And then good advice from a florist's son.

Yeah. And I mean, I know it's a lot of money, but like minimum, it's probably gonna cost you for something decent, it's like $150.

For a dozen roses?

Yeah, with delivery and everything.

I'd rather just have that money.

Yeah, I know.

Just give me a gift card to Neiman Marcus, honey.

Happy Valentine's Day. That's why I see it as such a waste because I know—

'Cause you know the cost, you know what goes on in the underbelly.

It doesn't last that long. I know. It's terrible.

It just seems silly. But yeah, you're right. But we are gonna be talking today about Valentine's Day a little bit. We're gonna get into some sexy moves that are— I always, you know, it's a sex show, people. There are some things. We always talk about spicing it up and doing things differently. We're gonna break down the very specific things that you could do on Valentine's Day if you're hoping to have Valentine's Day sex or just next time you're with someone. But, I don't know, it's been a while since I've got, 'cause I always find it difficult, more challenging to get into specific positions to explain. In the past, I used to be like, look, and we're on the air and I'm trying to show a penis with my hands. But these are actually things that I'm gonna be able to explain that you can do. And then I've got a little sex in the news.

Nice.

A misprinted summons sent potential jurors to phone sex line. Did you hear about this?

No.

This is amazing, you'll love this. This is in Mississippi. A Mississippi circuit clerk's office apologized to 350 residents whose jury summons contained an error sending them to a phone sex hotline.

Yes!

So Jackson County Circuit Clerk Randy said he found out about the error and they informed residents to call a phone number on Monday to find, you know, you call and you're like, do I have jury duty, do I not? And it said, 'For hot girls, press 1. For hot guys, press 2.' That's amazing.

Yeah, I love it.

I love it, right? Hopefully no one did on purpose, but he said, 'Please accept my apologies,' and he said that the company's been contracting for years. What do you say? The company has been, you know, that it wasn't whatever. They apologize, and he said, 'It's very embarrassing. I'm sure at some point down the road I might sit back and laugh, but right now it's not very funny.' Oh no, he's laughing in the office. That is kind of funny. Picture the old lady going, 'What? I don't get it.' Like the 80-year-old, like, 'Why do they want me to talk to hot girls?' I wish I had video of that.

That'd be great.

It is kind of funny. You should Google it. There probably is a video going on about it. Okay, so V-Day sex moves. Sex, sex moves.

Oh, we're getting right into the sex.

I don't know.

I don't know if you should do something for V-Day.

Well, we've already— we haven't showed— that came out earlier this week on gifts.

Oh, I would have loved to have been part of that one. Can you give me a brief breakdown?

Oh, you want some tips?

No, no, just like, what did you say in the game?

That's a good— you know what, that's, that's actually a really, really good point. Madison will pull it up. But do you want to talk about it? Like, we talked about like gifts for the single girls, gifts —guy.

Okay, now can I ask you a question? Yep. Okay, what—

we did debate. Yeah, go.

Okay, as, as ladies, who's in charge? No, no, what, what do you at least expect on Valentine's Day? And don't tell me you don't expect it.

No, my thing is, if they say I don't care, I don't want anything, they just do something. Because it is a day about love, it's a day about recognizing your relationship and doing something special. So I think we want— but it differs from people. Madison was on the show. Madison helped me with the show since, you know, you can't always be there. Madison's awesome. What would you like, Madison?

Um, I think the whole point, and what we definitely— the point we're trying to get across is it's all about knowing your partner, which is why what you're saying about the terrible flowers and stuff like that, like, if you're gonna go flowers, get flowers that you know that they like. Like, if they like lilies, get them lilies. If they like tulips— I don't know who likes tulips— get them tulips. And like, I do. Yeah, okay, so there you go. So it's all about, uh, I want a gift that's gonna show my— show me that my partner knows me and knows what I like. First, right?

First, like, no better gifts, right? Look, that's great and everything, but you got to get the— you got to get the flowers that are going to make all the other bitches in the office jealous, you know what I'm saying? You got to go above and beyond, you know what I'm saying? You've just sent them to the office so she looks good. Of course, that's the pimp move.

My whole thing is flowers die. Like, I don't know, maybe it's just the fact that I'm like 25 and like I don't have a lot of places to put flowers, but like when people send me flowers, they they die. Like, I don't have anywhere to put them, then I have to throw them out.

Like, it is a waste, right? But you have to do it.

It's just a thing that you have to do. I think—

no, but I know women say, I don't care.

I don't care about flowers. But if we're in a relationship, do something. Plan something. Yeah, hard. I don't care about what it is. We even did some DIY gifts that were cool.

Okay, well, okay, let's—

we talked about our favorite toys of the year. I'm trying to think if you are—

you know what I'm just saying? As women, what do you expect I guess I expect, but we're also thinking—

I think I expect a plan, but we could plan it together even. If I'm in a relationship, I don't need him to be freaking out for a week in advance thinking what to do. Just let's talk about it. I don't wanna go to a fancy restaurant and sit with all the other couples. I'd rather do something, it's a Sunday. We talked about a lot of fun day dates you could do. I wanna go ice skating. I just decided. I might go alone. It'll be fun. But just something, you know, you can make a whole day. You could do a picnic outside, picnic in your house. You could bring in food and make it like a super sexy evening at home.

Well, definitely, if you plan— I mean, I wouldn't surprise them with the picnic. I would definitely have a discussion first. Right.

What if they're allergic to grass? You take them to a park and they're just sitting there itching from head to toe.

Right. We talked about Netflix and chill. I would audition, volunteer together. Okay, this—

can I just give advice to women? Like, don't have that discussion to say like what you want to do, because the guys can be like, oh, so what do you want to do? And you're like, oh, nothing. And then you know you really want to do something, right? You're right, because then you're gonna totally hold it against him when he doesn't have to— has anything to do. You're so right. It's gonna be something super lame.

People just don't talk enough about anything across the board, I think, is what I'm realizing. And I've realized that it's truly These things that should be so easy of just saying what we want. This is what I like. This is what I prefer. This is what I want in bed. It's so easy to say what we don't want, but why is it, even in life when you're trying to pick a career or you're trying to pick anything, it's like, what do I want? It's so hard. And then if that's what, I think the reason why people don't communicate it a lot is part of it they don't wanna be judged, but a big part of it is they just don't know. So, I mean, maybe some girls are like, I want a dozen roses and I want a dinner. Perfect. But I think a lot might be okay with talking about it and making an experience that you both share. It's 2016. Like, do you feel like you're in charge of Valentine's Day? Uh, yeah, I think I am.

I mean, my girlfriend definitely gave me a guide.

She's like, look— what'd she say? See, I want to be one of those girls.

Tell me what she said. She said all— she's more of a dude than I am. She's like, all I want is a steak dinner. I go, done.

All right, so you're gonna take her to Bo or something?

Yeah, I'll take her to a nice steak place. And then that's good.

That's easy.

Didn't really expect flowers because I think it's a waste, but I already set that up too.

How about the sexy lovemaking stuff?

Uh, we, uh, for work I have to be, uh, at a hotel, so I'll be—

Oh, that's the night you're gonna go to that DoubleTree?

To a hotel, yeah. Oh, another hotel.

Okay, don't talk about it.

Yeah, but I am, I am doing commercials for DoubleTree, so everybody should stay at DoubleTree.

Oh my God, I want to know where you're going. See, okay, okay, now that I'm thinking about it— Are you kidding? Yeah. For the day, maybe for like an hour, but I would love to go away to like the Four Seasons for the night. Like, I love nice hotels and I love staying in really nice hotels. That's what I would love. I would love a trip for the weekend because he would stay in LA and I want a massage and I want to eat room service in bed and then watch TV.

All right, well, Madison, she's in a relationship, so have you had a discussion? Um, yeah, about Valentine's Day.

Yeah, but we're going to San Francisco. Oh yeah, so, uh, because of you, your buddy hooked him up with someone.

Oh, for real?

Yeah, so we're going to Crush and we're staying— his parents live in San Jose, so we're spending Valentine's, uh, in his childhood bedroom. Oh hell yeah, with his parents on the other side of the wall. So we get to do silent sex, which is just about the most awkward sex of all time.

In a hotel room, Hotel Tonight.

We honestly— his parents, like, they'd be weird about it. No, not only that, they spoil us. Like, when we stay with them, I mean, like everything we could possibly want. They provide— they do my laundry when I go there. I've been doing my laundry since I was like 15 years old.

Do they provide rose petals on the bed and lube? Uh, they do not.

I bring my own lube. Well, we're gonna get— we're gonna get back Sunday night, so we'll probably do like our big like hot sex thing Sunday night when we get back to our— oh right, back. Oh okay. Yeah, we have to go LA. Yeah, we get back to LA. But yeah, we, we— I make a point because he's not a good planner and I don't like— he does things last minute, so I always ask him ahead of time like, hey, so I'm like, let's talk about Valentine's Day. What do you want to do? What do I want to do? Let's figure it out. Because I don't want him to stress out about it, and I don't want him to feel guilty.

That's what I feel bad. That's really good.

Like, I try to take some of the pressure off of him because I'd feel terrible if, like, it was up to me and I was just, like, floundering around there. He's not a mind reader. Yeah, guys don't know.

Yeah, I mean, and women don't know either. That's what I'm saying.

Talk about it. That's why I'm gonna help him out.

Your girlfriend knows, but, you know, but you also don't want to be the girl who, like, I want him to be a mind reader and figure it out.

I know, and if you haven't had that discussion yet with your partner and you are the female in the relationship, you should totally bring it up because if it comes around Valentine's Day, you're just gonna have an argument and a crappy Valentine's Day.

Right, you have 5 days right now to figure it out.

If he hasn't said anything, say, hey, what do you think we should do for Valentine's Day?

Right, it's obvious you're spending together. There's nothing wrong with that. You're so right, that's a great way to put it. So what do you do on this?

Guys are dumb, they're gonna disappoint you.

I know everyone says that, guys are dumb, guys are dumb. They are gonna disappoint you and I think some women want to be disappointed.

Drama on Valentine's Day.

You're so right. So like, I thought he would do something, and why didn't he do something?

And, or what he did was lame. We went bowling. Yeah, right. Nothing wrong with it. I'd love to go.

No, right, I get it. You're absolutely right. Something you want to do, right? And you could tell them that, like, it's, it's together. Like, what do you want to do? What should we do? Here's some ideas. Yeah. God, I just think we made— we kept so much love together. I feel like people were just about to break up all over the place. Um, but, but a little bit of sex stuff I'm just going to throw in there that it is Valentine's Day and it is the one day of the year that you can focus on a little sexy something different.

Of course.

Right? You're going to be in a hotel room.

Yeah, I'm going to destroy that place.

You want to come to my trunk and I'll give you some candles and lube?

Yes, because you need better gas mileage. It's just weighing you down.

I know. I do need a new car anyway. But, okay, so the largest male sex organ, we know what it is, your penis. We know how to work it. You say you guys are simple, but women, you know, we're wired a little bit differently. And the arousal starts in our brains, so it starts in our minds. So, you know, guys have to like tell us ahead of time like sexy things they want to do, set the scene, light candles, the glow of the, you know, the candles, the scents, all of that, create a mood, give a massage. You could stay at home and do all these things, but like I feel like it should be the night where you're doing something that you haven't done before. So it could be a sensual massage, which you've talked a lot about on the show. Teasing, which you're— I know you don't want to be teased. Or go slowly too. This could mean I have so sensual, sensual sex. I think that a lot of women would like— here's, here's what I know. So being on Loveline, we've been talking about this, at least, that we're going to start having callers in a way that works for us because we tried it here before. Because a lot of times we get emails from people and it's hard to like— we don't get the whole story, right? Yeah, there's parts missing. So oftentimes, for example, like in Loveline, when there's another show I do, I do it twice a week now, it's also a podcast Loveline, check it out. But people call in, they're like, I just want more. My husband, we were together, the sex was great, but now I feel like he's— this woman said he's butterfingers, or just he goes right for my, you know, like we always talk about, like he goes right for the sex. And so I just think that if you are having sex the same way, which if you're in a relationship, it's probably gotten to some sort of routine, no judgment, but this is the night where you could slow it down a little bit, try a little something different, you know, with massage oil, with a little blindfold, or just going slow, kissing. That making out when you're having sex, looking into each other's eyes, you know? Move slow, 5 times slower, all of that. This is the time to do it.

Slow it down.

Slow that shit down. Just for once.

And then teasing. 'Cause guys just wanna jackrabbit 24/7.

They do, they really, at the end of the day, you would, right? You just want it over.

Of course, of course, every guy.

I don't think every guy, but guys of your genre, and there are many.

Like 90% of dudes. Teasing. They're gonna, every guy, she's, Madison shaking her head.

Do you think every guy just really wants jackhammer if left to his own device?

My boyfriend texted me to thank me for having slow sensual sex with him and not being like, just get it over with, like full-on. Was like, I really liked having like romantic sex with you. If you want to hear— no, he wants it. He called her out of the blue. He honestly, he didn't— like, I don't ask for this at all. Like usually I'm just like, yeah, go ahead, do your thing, I'll just be here because like I'm tired. And we had like full-on sex and he texted me out of the blue and was like, I just want to tell you that was like really amazing last night. I really liked that we were able to go.

So yeah, can you explain what went down in that session? Because this is what I'm talking about. No, you don't have to be really specific, but when you're saying it was intimate and it was connected and different—

yeah, I thought you were talking about what led up to it. He heard me listening to porn and was like, so what was that? Then I was like, well, I guess we're having sex because I don't want to explain that I was just looking at porn for no reason. Um, so that was real romantic. No, it was the fact that like We did like, it was like up close positions kind of where we were like moving really slow and really like intimate. We're like looking at each other's eyes and we were kissing a lot and things like that where it's like, well, I don't know, we were like up against each other, like pressed up really close and it was just like we were connecting on a level and he wasn't asking me a lot of questions, which I absolutely hate. What kind of questions? He'll be like, do you like it better like this or like this? And I'm like, dude, I had to have a conversation with him about it like a couple days ago. I was like, dude, like you gotta stop asking me questions because like the whole point Distracted. The whole point of sex is to get me out of my head, and then you're asking me questions and I'm like, oh shit, which do I like better? Do I want it that way or do I want it that way? And then all of a sudden I've lost the moment and I'm like, whatever, just do what you want to do, it's over for me.

I can imagine Emily asking a billion questions. No, true.

Or no, I don't ask a lot of questions during sex. No, not at all. In fact, I should talk.

Really? No. So you just save it till after?

I'm like, oh, by the way, that's where guys hate it the most. I'm like, okay, let's talk.

Listen, let's talk for 3 hours after having sex.

I don't ask a lot of questions during sex. I think I got lazy.

You do like a debriefing after though, like afterwards you're like, so what did you like? What did you not like?

So tell me about the feel on your balls when I used the blowjob spray. Could you— felt that your penis became more lubricated?

Let me get out my recorder, I need to take notes.

Let me voice memo this. I need to take notes on the yellow pads after. I've had guys handle things really well, like sexually that I've had to write down. Sounds like a nightmare. But I don't use names. I change the names to protect the innocent. Teasing also, so thank you for that description, Madison, of your slow and sensual sex. That is, your hearts are pressed together, you were moving together, he was not talking, thank God. It was great. You should call him and thank him for not talking.

I should, I think I told him later, I was like, I liked that.

It was like quiet. I liked that too, 'cause it was so quiet. That's a great way to do it. But this is why the tease is so important, because it starts it up, and the longer you have the suspense, the longer you wait for anything, like to eat these brownies, which I'm kind of eating now. I can't help it 'cause I'm so hungry.

So delicious.

—But everything tastes better when you wait. The suspense in life, that's what's part of what makes sex so hot is that— How do you tease without being cheesy?

'Cause I just laugh so hard.

I know, but you could just— I know, Manus, but really, you know. Instead of undress her slowly, kiss her. I can't do it, I love her. You probably never undressed her. You were like, "Bitch, get undressed." I have, but it's like, I don't—

Tried to be all like slow and sexy about it. So, well, that's not making it—

then make it a game. Make it more playful. You don't have to like—

whatever it is, just something different. It's so '80s.

You don't have to be like Fifty Shades of Grey, like have him like stone-faced and stuff. No, like laugh through it. That's fine if that's like how your relationship is. Don't take it too seriously.

Bring a blindfold. Blindfold her and give her a massage. She won't be able to see.

She won't be able to see you laughing if she has a blindfold.

If she has a blindfold, you can wear an effing muzzle because dying.

So you could just say it's churro or something.

Um, and so, yeah, I know, I get it.

There are— it's so funny because I actually went to this comedian the other day. What the fuck's his name? I saw— well, I saw Bill Burr, and I saw a few others that were great. But he was saying that it was really funny. He goes, what am I gonna do? He's like, I'm gonna get up there like with my wife and be like, okay, if she came out in a French maid uniform, I'd be like, that's funny. Like, I'd laugh. I would laugh. He's like, because First of all, there are no hot French maids. Like, you don't go to France and there's not French maids running around trying to clean your room. Why is it happening? So, but the premise of it is like, I would laugh at that. People say spice it up. That's what I'm saying. But here's the thing, what people don't realize is that yes, at first you might laugh when you try something new and you might not succeed at it, if you will. Just like when things— that's why people don't want to try new things. But after you get through the laughing the first time, you might be like, okay, wait, we're laughing, but that's kind of hot. Like, "You're wearing that little thing and I'm gonna spank you out or I'm gonna take it off you." Like, it just might see her in a different light. As a French maid, maybe that turns you on, or maybe it's a schoolgirl. But I know everything sounds cliché, but that's because it actually is, and it can work to shake— The thing that gets boring in relationships is the novelty. Is that there is no— It's not novel anymore. There's nothing exciting. There's nothing new or spontaneous. So, you wanna do something a little bit different.

And look, I'm not speaking for all guys because I know there's gonna be a billion thirsty guys emailing and said, oh, I love it, tease me all day, I wanna see your feet and masturbate to 'em and stuff like that, you know? I'm just speaking for myself, so I don't wanna be like, oh, screw him, I don't laugh. Emily, come over here, dress up as a French maid, I would love it.

We always buy costumes together, like go online or go somewhere, like, you know, it'd be really fun.

Yeah, be Batman and Robin.

Would you be Batman? I would be. I'd be a sexy Batman. Not the Hamburglar, but a Bat-Robin. Batman, yeah. Bat-Robin. Bat-Robin. Batmammoth. I'd be a rabbit.

I heard Bat Rabbit also. No, there's— Batwoman was sexy.

She was pretty hot.

Yeah, I would do that back in the day. Yeah, you could rock a full latex bodysuit. Let's do that. I could totally do that. You should. I have a friend. I have a friend. I love latex. Latex is hot. So you should start doing that on your Instagram and blow up. What, sexy latex? Let's do a latex photoshoot. Do you have someone?

I know someone, yeah, who does latex and they do full body suits all day.

I do. And you should put lube on latex to work, to get latex off your body. That's kind of fun.

I love wearing lube. My, my buddy, his uncle was like super into porn, right? And we were helping him move, um, from, uh, San Jose, California. You might, you might be related to your boyfriend's family, I don't know. But, uh, from San Jose to Tahoe, right? So he had like tons and tons of porn, and he had like this latex porn stuff where, right, people would vacuum seal themselves and have like hoses out of their mouths.

Yeah, I know it is. Well, that's a little extreme.

F is that?

Well, people have latex fetishes. I know, it's a fetish. I just want to wear a sexy latex catsuit. Yeah, there's so many fetishes out there. We're gonna get a foot— aren't we having a few fetishists on the show? We talked about—

yeah, what's one of the plans coming up?

We're doing, uh, we're doing a whole bunch of new exciting shows this year with a lot more guests and people who have interesting things. Oh my God, a foot fetishist! You'd have a heart attack.

Or you know someone So, well, it's so huge. So like on, uh, on our show, on The Woody Show, we have this guy named Sea Bass and we sent him to go do all this crazy stuff. And in Los Angeles they have these foot fetish parties. And then so we sent him to go like cover it and he went in there and it's just women and they're just like getting paid and they go into a private room and nothing sexual is like— no, they're not having sex.

I love foot massage.

They're just worshiping their feet. And like paying these women like crazy money. And it's just going— I, again, we've always tried to crack the foot fetish code. What is it? What is about it that makes it sexy, you know?

And I would love if you just emailed from a child. We have, we've had emails. It's like it's something that's true. They never really explain it. We're getting someone in.

You know what, I like it. But you know what, I just, I like boobs and butts and thighs, but Um, but they require a fetish.

Means that he requires it for orgasm, for completion. Yeah, yeah.

And so it's like, if somebody could just break that down and say why, that'd be great. But I don't think we've had that.

It's different for each person, but a lot of times something will trigger in childhood, like something with a foot or a memory, and then that becomes— they get— that can become a sexual thing for them. It could be through a lot of different reasons.

The funniest thing at this party, they was telling us that there was a chip bowl. Like, I would not put my hands in the chip bowl at the foot fetish party, you know? Would you?

No, that is a really funny observation. Do you know what though? Huh? I would, like, I would not— if I was hungry, I would not have made that connection. Now I'm about to throw up. Yeah, but, but I totally understand what you're saying, that that would be really gross.

Do you also eat the bar nuts? Like when you go to bars, you eat the bar nuts? Because that's really bad too.

So are you ladies going now though? Because I apparently can make some good money. Yeah, I love—

well, they've been— I just want the part where they massage. I don't want them rubbing their penis against it.

No, they might put your— their, their mouth on your feet, if that's cool.

It kind of feels good, but usually it's fine with someone I like.

We paid this guy, my coworker, $200 to suck on my toe for 5 seconds. So he sucked on my toe and it was— oh, it felt so nasty and gross. Like, I would not want that. Really?

Like, just like a $200— oh my God, he got the $200, I didn't get shit. You didn't get shit, but he sucked and you were all grossed out. Yeah, that's hilarious.

Couldn't stop thinking about it for a day.

I think we should take a field trip to this foot fetish Museum. You should—

I'll get you guys all the information. Yeah, okay, thank you.

We'd like to go. Wait, wait, just so you should kiss your girlfriend's feet this week. Yeah, yeah, well, that's really small feet.

Yeah, you do, uh, like deep throat. Yeah, totally.

Keep throwing her big toe.

Yeah, no, I— it's weird because I'm not, I'm not into feet, but I do like buying her shoes because I can, I can appreciate a good quality.

I know you do. You do like the shoes, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah. Anything good lately? I'm just curious. Uh, lately?

No, nothing that you would like.

Okay, how do you know?

Well, you don't like, like Vans and stuff like that. I would do rocks and Vans, but I mean, we're going to Vegas, so, you know, there's like a shopping—

I want a guy to take you shopping too. I love YSL. I'd love a man just take me shopping. I'm like ready for that phase of my life.

They have websites for that. It sounds like sugar daddies.

Yeah, what's your price? Maybe like $90 now.

But that'd be fun. I always told you you should— I know— set up that Amazon wishlist.

I know, you should.

Oh my gosh, you think you would buy me YSL pumps?

I mean, I don't know about that, but they'd buy you things. They buy you nice things. We should set it up for our sound equipment.

Hey, you guys, you guys want to buy sound equipment, we'll do more shows. I know, but it's expensive.

Yeah, it's like, hey, before, like, you, you don't charge anybody for the podcast. If they want to buy you something, cool.

That'd be so nice. How about buy us equipment? We should Kickstarter.

No, we absolutely should buy it. We'll make an Amazon Wish— a Sex and Emily Amazon Wishlist with all of the sound equipment we need. And if anybody wants to support the show— and some shoes.

Yeah, and some shoes and some lingerie.

That'd be awesome.

I love it. That's really sweet. Thank you all for supporting the show because we are going to get our own little studio because right now we move around. We just want to be centrally— we want to be located somewhere we can just talk whenever we want to talk, um, which is often. Okay, I'm gonna, um But first I'm gonna talk about a few things.

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I don't even know what we're saying, but it's a good show, right? Uh-huh. Okay, I love it.

I'm gonna tell you right now, I don't care if anybody else likes it. I love you. I think it's great.

I feel really connected to you again. I feel like we should have slow sensual intense heart-to-heart sex. Whoa, okay. No, I'm kidding. Valentine's Day. Adam and Eve though. Adam and Eve, you know what they say? Yeah. Adam and Eve says, yo, you can make this Valentine's Day one that you'll both never forget. With an amazing offer from adamandeve.com. Through Valentine's Day, you will receive 50% off just about any item. Go to adamandeve.com, you'll find 18,000 adult entertainment products to choose from. They've got lingerie, DVDs, they've got, uh, you get a romance kit for free, and the romance has a toy for him, a toy for her, and a free DVD, and free shipping on your entire order. They got a lot of free gifts. They got some great toys and lubes and stuff like that. Go to adamandeve.com, um, use code Emily, and, um, that's what happens. And you get 50% off an item and free gifts and free shipping because I freaking hate when they gouge you for shipping because that sucks.

I know, like something— okay, I know it's not a sex toy, I don't care, but so I really like these cookies and you can only get them in Hawaii and in Las Vegas, right? Okay, but let's say you live in Los Angeles and you want the cookies sent to you. Well, the factory is only in Hawaii, so the cookies are $20, but the goddamn shipping is $20 too. So you're paying $40 for a box of cookies. Shout out to Honolulu Cookies, they're delicious. If anybody— did they send them to you though and not make you pay for shipping? No, no, I wish. Oh, let's have them send us some.

Let's send this to them. We love your cookies, we'll eat them, because I'm eating some brownies now on there.

Yeah, Honolulu Cookies, they're like shortbread cookies, they're delicious. I don't like how shortbread cookies Cookies. Oh, you'll like these ones.

Okay, no, I love Honolulu Cookies, is that what they're called?

Yeah, Honolulu Cookie Company.

Okay, but also what you could get in the mail for free shipping, I think it's free shipping, is the Fleshlight. Ooh. Yes, the Fleshlight. Solid. Yeah, you use your hand. Okay, you use your hand and that's it, and then you have sex, hopefully. It sounds like you're having sex. But for guys, you just wanna mix it up, your masturbation routine. This feels like you're actually having sex and it just is this incredible sensation. All the Fleshlights have different ridges and edges and it just feels different on your penis and the material, the flesh-like material, well, it looks like a flashlight but it's in a can. It's called the Fleshlight. NASA invented it. So, it's like a really great material. Who knew NASA had a side job? I know, exactly. There is the— it just, you know, spice up your masturbation. I've got a million toys to use. Why not try a Fleshlight? So, go to sexwithemily.com, click on the Fleshlight banner, use code EMILY and get one of those. 'cause it's a good time. Put in your Valentine's Day stocking. They should have stockings for Valentine's Day. They should. They don't. Yeah. Okay, the other thing is what?

Oh, I don't know why we haven't talked about this. Yeah, with the— why haven't we? Because I think that you were into it for a while. It was popular a couple years ago where everybody was talking about it, right? What? But now it's like back in the forefront a little bit. So earlier I talked about that whole drama between Kanye and and all this stuff. Well, so Kanye was on, on Twitter talking all this crap. I saw the whole thing about—

and yeah, right, like, and then she said he likes up the butt. He likes— he likes finger in the booty. Finger in the booty.

Finger in the booty. Something you could try on Valentine's Day if you want to. But that was on my list. You were, uh, really promoting that heavy for a while. I think about maybe back in San Francisco. I wasn't promoting it heavy.

I was saying—

you're saying like, try it. Emily Morse supports butt stuff.

Yeah, I was promoting it.

Yeah, I was like, everyone should go get their prostate milk outside the radio station with picket signs, finger in the booty. You were like, you were in the forefront. It was probably—

you thought I talked about it first, and now everything's about anal and butts.

No, no, no, I— the one I first heard about it was, and I've mentioned this on the podcast before, uh, was that movie Road Trip, right? It was like all about it, and then milking the prostate, right? But, and then like a year later after that movie came out It was all in the magazines and talking about it.

Because it's like the male G-spot, and a lot of men think that it makes them gay, there'll be no sensations there, it'll be painful, whatever it is. And men don't want to ever play with it or have it even try it out. But, but a lot of men can experience great pleasure by having a finger in the booty.

Yeah, but now it's been taken to the extreme. So the finger in the booty was like, you know, a couple years ago, but now Uh, it's pegging. Pegging. Pegging. Pegging. Like I tell you, it's always a gateway, right? You get a finger and next thing you know, you get a full-on dildo.

But you think now more and more people are talking about pegging? I agree that they are. I agree they are. Like, get pegging because there's the finger, and then there's a woman wears a strap-on and she becomes a full-on man and penetrates her partner carefully with lots of lube.

Which is— I— where do you keep— I'm sorry, I repeat a lot of stuff, but the, uh, Broad City, which is a great show, I want to watch it. That's what I'm gonna do on Valentine's Day.

You can watch I got like so many plans now.

You can watch it on Hulu, but they have a whole episode about, uh, this guy, um, the girl— one of the girls is into this guy and he, he busts out a pegging apparatus and then she's like, no, no. Well, she's like, all right, I'll do it, you know, but she was kind of hesitant at first.

It's weird for some women, they're like, I don't know, you know, but some women—

when the guy brings it up, I'm sure it might throw a woman off if they never experienced that before.

Yeah, that's true. I mean, it is the kind of thing, again, you might laugh, it might be uncomfortable, you might be like, "Whoa, this is weird," but it's like anything new. No one's an expert starting anything at all. It's the first time you had sex. Was that the best sex of your life? No. So, this is what I'm trying to say is about trying these new things, like the thing we left off on was playing a role, because it allows you to become someone else and you lose your inhibitions, you explore your playful sides together, and it just brings a novelty into it. So, you don't have to do like stranger in the bar or anything, but you can dress like a sex— you don't have any sexy outfits, maybe. But wouldn't it be fun if you like strippers? Probably. If she dressed up in something sexy and did a little dance for you.

I mean, I would be laughing my ass off.

You really would?

Yeah. I have another question though about penises. Go. If you had a penis for a day, what would you do with it? I've said I would—

what would you want to do?

What would— I would use a flashlight Okay, flashlight.

I think it'd be cool. And then I would go— oh my God, then I would go— I guess I would have to go have sex with a vagina. Yeah, like a real vagina. I'd have to go find a vagina.

Okay, let's say you have a vagina, a girlfriend available. What would you do? Like, what positions would you do?

Oh my God, anything. Tell me. I would do— I would— I feel like I would know what to do, but maybe I would be nervous because I never had one before. Uh-huh. Oh my God, it'd be so weird. And in the way, it's a whole different hip motion.

That's what people don't realize, like, especially with pegging, when like women like wear strap-ons, they don't realize that like our hips don't ever move that way. So there's like no— we have no experience in it, so it's hard. Like everyone—

I would just jackhammer any guy's ass because it's so much fun.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, that's not what I was talking about.

No, I would jackhammer. No, I would, I would—

if you're having sex with a woman, you have your penis.

Picture like I'm trying to—

would you— would— what would you want? Would you want missionary? Would you want probably doggy?

I don't have a lot of time. I probably want missionary because it seems like that feels the best.

No, but you don't care about her.

It's all— no, I don't care about her right now. For a day, I'm gonna be a misogynist and I'm just gonna show my penis. And I feel like I do doggy style, and I probably have to try missionary, and I have to try jackhammer just to see why it feels so good. Yeah, but I would let her know that I will do other things too. Yeah, but I would— so I would knock off doggy style. I think missionary, like, do people— I mean, I feel like guys, that's a universal crowd pleaser. You don't like missionary?

No, no, missionary is great. Right. So I would try that.

I would try, what else would I do? I would grab my balls, I'd play with my balls. But I have balls too, right? I wouldn't just get penis, no balls. Totally get the whole package. That would suck. Like, hey, you can have penis but no balls. I'd play with my balls. I might trim.

Oh, a little manscaping.

Nah, if I only have it for a day, I don't care. You don't have time. I don't have time to manscape. If I got 24 hours around the clock, I might do something inappropriate. Like maybe I would, Flash someone. I'm trying to think of all the grossest things men have done with their penises. Send dick pics. I might send dick pics. I might just to everyone I know.

Everyone on your Instagram DMs, you just send them all dick pics?

To the 700,000 people on our Facebook page who have liked us and sent dick pics, I'm gonna send them all a goddamn dick pic back and it's gonna be awesome.

That would rule. You didn't even mention that you would get a blowjob.

Oh, I would get a blowjob for sure. I'm just trying to think of who my partner is in my brain. I don't have like a— not that I've been with women before as a woman, but not like—

it's a fantasy world. Do you have a penis for 24 hours? Oh my God, who are you gonna have sex with? Like, you have access to anybody?

I don't know.

I don't have like, uh, no, I'm not saying you have to know her like a lesbian fantasy. You just say, you know what, I have a penis, I'm gonna have sex with that. Yeah, that girl.

Any— I have sex with a girl. I don't know, no one comes. No, just No, man. Who would fuck who?

I was just saying, wow, like, there's, there's so many to choose from.

You have access to anybody.

I don't want to say. I don't want to discriminate, really.

I don't know.

I don't know.

You don't want to hurt somebody's feelings.

I kind of don't want to know.

Like, I wish Emily would have sex with me.

Here's the thing, I want to be like a 21-year-old mindset of a man with a penis who doesn't really have any feelings. Okay, people, don't get upset. It's not certain. There's some of you 21-year-olds are super sensitive, but I want to be the guy who's like, I don't even know where her face Like, I don't even know her face. I just wanna feel the vagina and have sex with her, 'cause then I feel like if it was someone that I fantasize about, then I would have to be that guy. I would like to be selfish and just stay with my penis. For the first half of the day. And then the second half of the day, maybe I would like to become, you know, try to like give a woman an orgasm. I feel like I would be really good at that, but the first half of the day, I would just go crazy. Like masturbate everywhere and like— Masturbate. All things, stick my penis in like mattresses and stuff. Yeah, that's what guys do. Stuck in like a Coke bottle. People are always like calling it love. Like, my penis got—

yeah, I would do crazy shit. What? You didn't even mention anal. See, come on.

I'm not a big fan of anal with vagina. I mean, like, in my life, like, as a woman, I like it, but it's like, you're not receiving it. No, but I know, but dude, this is like— I got to eat too. It's like a really long day. Um, what else am I missing penis-wise? Maybe I try a cock ring. Oh, because I'd want to feel vibrations. Like, vibrations feel great on a man, as we know. And so I would I would try that. Yeah, I might just show my guy friends who like wanna take a piss, 'cause I'm sure it'd be big. If they wanna go to the bathroom, and then I'd like show them how big it is. Yeah, that's what I would do. And then I might do inappropriate things at the gym. I don't know. In the sauna or something.

You got a full day. Full day.

But I've always said that I would like to, would you like to have a vagina for a day or no? No. I know you wouldn't.

But I mean, guys say like, oh, if I had a vagina, I would just stick things up there all day long.

That's true though. Who's got time? I really have time. That's like my job.

I mean, not penises. I mean, I would just like go out and get free drinks or something.

That's the fun. As a woman, you get like, you know, yeah, you get discounts, you get free drinks, free trips. You know, you get into a sugar daddy relationship or something.

Yeah, that's pretty much all I would do.

It would be boring. Okay, we're not—

after we get back to— No, we can finish.

We're gonna go to some emails. But another thing you could do is if all that stuff is too hard for you and too gushy or too weird, Just like you guys could take a long hot bath together. Throw in bubble bath, wash each other down. It's like 4 plates, like a good eat up to 4 plate, like get sensual, light candles.

I think a shower's awesome. No, not shower, like a bathtub.

Fine shower is okay.

All right, bathtub with the rose petals and the candles, all that crap.

Yeah, it's awesome, I'm telling you.

And the bubble bath, I get it. But isn't shower sex awesome? No, shower sex is awesome.

I was thinking the bath slows it down.

I was telling myself in the '80s, '80s. What do you mean?

I've had a bath that's in the '80s.

Okay, also, um, you have to have a good-sized bathtub. Yeah, just because when you try to get into a regular-sized one, you have that problem.

Do you get stuck? I agree.

Like, my, my legs cramp.

Dude, you sound like a really good time in bed.

You sound like a party. I know I'm really selling myself hard. Not at all, dude.

I hope you guys never break up. I hope you never break up. Um, Okay, so another thing is if it's too early in your relationship for the mushy stuff and the heart-to-heart, the looking each other's eyes sex, like Madison and her boyfriend with their pounding hearts beating as one, you could also just say, what are the most memorable times we had sex together? You could be like, if you're in a new thing and you wanna expand it, you could be like, what was our memorable sexy moments? What would you like to try in the future? Discuss your fantasies, that whole bucket list thing. I'm just trying to infuse some sexy stuff it feels Valentine's Day. But we can get into it.

No, no, that's great though.

Okay, good. You're just so interested in it.

No, no, no, I'm just messing with you. I'm giving you a hard time. Okay, cool. But I, I do believe—

do you think one of those things will stick that night? Are you gonna be definitely—

but no, I, I mean, let's be 100% honest, it's menace. What I mean, having that conversation of like, oh, what's the greatest time we ever had sex with each other? With each other? That's a hard conversation for a guy to have. I know why it shouldn't be.

Why is it hard? Wouldn't you want to know if she was like, oh my God, that time we were at the DoubleTree and you anally penetrated me? Why wouldn't you like to hear that?

No, I would love to hear that. Sounds like a rap song.

No, I just think it's like the DoubleTree and you ain't gonna leave.

Exactly.

I don't think it's impossible, and I, I bet many couples out there have, uh, really strong relationships, and having those types of discussions. For me personally, and I know a lot of guys are like this, it's just embarrassing. It's embarrassing. And that's something that they just need to get over. I need to get over that. You do.

And I, I give you— I think you guys should talk about— I don't think you probably have never talked about sex with her.

Uh, no, I do.

I do. I'm just saying you should do it.

So, but I just don't want to have a discussion every time I have sex. It's not every time.

Guys think— we were talking about this, Madison. Guys like, I don't want— was it talking to you about this or someone? They're like, maybe it wasn't you. I always assume it's Madison because I talked to her more than anybody. I think I was talking to my friend. They're I know, it's like guys always assume that we talk all the time. I'm like, we don't, but sometimes you gotta have a talking relationship. But guys are always like, she's gonna wanna talk. Like, just do everything you can to avoid the talk.

Send it in an email and it'll be much better. No, it's not true. Fuck yeah, I'll just read the instructions.

I'll just send some funny reaction GIFs, okay?

Exactly. Do we have time for an email?

Yeah, let's do it. Throw an email out.

Which one should we do? Let's do one that's a good one here. What do you got? We only got time for one, so.

I hope people enjoyed the show. Today. Yeah, it was fun.

This is super fun. Tell us what you like and rate us on iTunes. I love whenever you say that, Menace. We do— people actually listen to you. Oh, thank you.

And they go to iTunes because I, I make them feel guilty. I'm like, look, you don't pay for the show, I hope you enjoy it. At least you can do is just go on the computer real quick if you have iTunes, on your phone, on your phone, and it has a little comment section, a little, you know, places to put stars. Emily would like for you to put 5 stars. Me personally, I don't really care. You know, just be honest. Just put the amount of stars in the comments. And let's say, oh, I'm, you know, I'm an Android user, I don't use iTunes. Well, wherever you listen to the show, if you listen on Stitcher, PodcastOne, you listen on Spotify, you can listen on Spotify now.

All podcasts.

Yeah, I think so. Ours is one of the first I remember. Yeah, on Spotify.

We get emails sometimes, people be like, Spotify, everything, the Sex with Emily website, anywhere you can comment and rate the show. That's all we ask. Your friends, yeah, we really need, you know, because it just helps to be real. It boosts, uh, Emily up in the ratings, and that just helps emotionally. Emotionally, it's like emotional support for her, but also boosts the ratings, and then it helps, uh, pay for the pay for the show, you know? So you guys don't have to. Right, right. Thank you. Not to guilt-trip you.

No, no, no, just do that. That was fun. Thank you. Let's do an email. Okay. So thank you everyone for emailing feedback@sexwithemily.com, including your name, where you live, how you listen. All right. Helpful. Hey Emily, I'm a 27-year-old male from Wisconsin and I've been loving listening to your show via the iTunes podcast app for a year now. I currently live with my girlfriend of 5 years and I love her so much. Unfortunately, 2 years ago we completed We completely stopped having sex for almost a year because we were so busy starting our careers. We realized it was a big problem and we've been working to fix it. We've been experimenting with some toys to try to spice things up. However, it seems like there's no spontaneity left. Almost every time we have sex, it's scheduled. I don't mind having scheduled sex but would like for it to happen randomly from time to time as well. What are some ways we can fix this? Any advice would be appreciated. Thanks, Jay. So he's trying to fix it up, he's, you know, mix it up. They tried scheduled sex, but that can also— at least they're having sex now. It's like, you know, but now he wants spontaneity. So good for you, Jay, recognizing there's a problem and focusing on sex again and making it part of your focus, because scheduled sex is a good place to start. Now, when I first started the show, Madison, people were like, oh, scheduled sex, like that sounds like a death sentence. Like, oh, now we take— now we have sex, then we eat the dinner, then we take out the clothing. Like, this is— there's nothing sexy about that. But for a lot of couples, couples who are very busy or they just— sex isn't happening, you know, they don't want at the same time. When you know that like every Saturday night and Tuesday you have sex, then the rest of the week you don't feel pressure like one of the parties in the relationship might feel like, "Oh, he always wants it and I don't." So you just know, and that actually helps couples because like I know every Saturday and Tuesday we have sex, but you also like everything, you got to mix it up a little, so he needs to create an environment for having the spontaneous sex, because with the scheduled sex, he probably doesn't really try and set the mood and do stuff like that. So, there could be things that would get her in the mood and create— because nothing really is truly that spontaneous, but what he could do is do things to connect to her. It sounds like they've both been working really hard. He said that's why they weren't having sex, so he could create an environment that's conducive to sex. So, again, set up the bedroom. Tequila night's always a good thing, right? A little alcohol. Make it a sensual place. Rather than a reminder of things that have to be done, like your bedroom, it's all messy, like papers, clean up the room. Do an act of service for her. Maybe she's stressed out about something with work, or she'd been wanting to clean out the laundry. I don't know. Do laundry. I used to think this was a joke as well. It's like, oh, women find men doing chores around the house sexy, but they really do, and vice versa. I don't know if you guys think women A lot of women, they're just the burden of a lot of chores are put on them. I don't mean to, it's so hard these days, I wanna be PC, but typically women say if he empties the dishwasher or he puts gas in my car, that makes me feel good.

My coworker, he says that his wife gets super hot whenever he fixes something.

Yeah, it's true, it's hot. Do something nice for her, she might be stressed out, a little change of scenery too, go away together, go to a hotel. Keep experimenting though with the toys and positions, and if you feel like, you said that's been working a little bit, I would ask her, like, again, men might not have this conversation, but say, so of these toys we've tried, this, you know, clitoral stimulator or this, you know, rabbit vibe, which ones did you like and why? Like, I feel like people might try things, but they might not have the dialogue around it to know where to go next and to keep expanding it. So that's what I think he's got to do. But I think you're on track here. He made the scheduled sex happen. Now he's going to make the more spontaneous sex. And I hope that everybody has some sex. And if you're single on Valentine's Day, a little self-loving goes a long way. Oh yeah, it's sex with someone you love, and it's a holiday about love. And I love all of you, so, um, I really do. Thank you everybody for listening to the show and supporting us into our 11th year now. And I hope everybody has a wonderful month. Valentine's Day, uh, day of love, whether you're with your friends, yourself, your lover, whatever. Make it special. So Thank you, Menace. Thank you. You're @Menace across the board?

Yes, and then my dog Chiro on Instagram. She loves all the followers.

She's so cute. Okay, baby, you get her BarkBox? That's like a thing. No, I haven't. Okay, forget it, don't do that. Okay, thank you, Madison. Um, thank you everyone for listening, and, uh, was it good for you? Email me feedback@sexwithemily.com. Let me tell you about Promescent. Did you know 1 in 3 men suffers from premature ejaculation? Well, guess what? You don't have to now. Promescent is a quickly absorbing delay spray. It allows you to have the sex you want, and you don't have to think about something else so you don't have to ejaculate like your aunt with her furry mustache. You can focus on your partner's body now that you're having the sex that you want and that she wants and that he wants and that you all want because it helps you last longer even if you're not a premature ejaculator. But let's say you last 5 minutes and you want to last 10. Try out Promescent. Go to promescent.com or just go to our website and click on the banner. Thanks. Also, you know how much I love PodcastOne, and we all love hearing from you here. So send your tweets, your comments to PodcastOne and take their very important listener survey at podcastone.com. Your responses help make the show the best it can be, and you can help them by granting— continue granting your— they can grant your request if you fill out the survey. That's how it works, right? We want to know what we can do to improve. So Check it out. Go to podcastone.com and take the survey. How do you feel about the show? What could they do better? And we appreciate it. Thanks so much for listening.