Drinking With Emily: Turn On’s, Turn Off’s & Tequila
7 Dec 2025 · 63 min
In this episode of the "Sex with Emily" podcast, host Emily Morse, guest Menace, and occasional contributor Lori engage in a candid, alcohol‑infused conversation that weaves together personal anecdotes, relationship advice, turn‑on/turn‑off discussions, and product promotions. The dialogue opens with reflections on authenticity in casual sexual encounters, emphasizing the importance of being genuine and communicating desires rather than pretending to be "chill." They explore common dating pitfalls such as fearing to ask for more, societal messages that discourage women from voicing their needs, and the necessity of identifying what each person wants from a relationship—whether it’s long‑term commitment, flexibility, or alternative lifestyles. The hosts then dive into a playful yet revealing round of turn‑ons and turn‑offs, highlighting traits like employment stability, personal drive, generosity, and authenticity. Stories about the craziest places they’ve had sex (backstage at a comedy show, balcony encounters, hotel rooms) illustrate how sexual experiences can become part of a personal “palette.” A brief linguistic segment discusses how nicknames (e.g., using "M") can feel sexy. The episode also includes advice for women to embrace body confidence and for men to view sex as an exploratory, ever‑changing dance. Toward the end, Emily promotes two products: the Intensity by Pour Moi, an electro‑stimulation pelvic‑floor device that doubles as a pleasure toy, and the Fleshlight Quick Shot, a compact male masturbator. The conversation wraps up with ratings, gratitude, and a reminder to check the show’s website for discount codes.
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All right, but you can, you can hear.
So now I can hear. Okay, perfect. Now I, before I couldn't hear, but.
You know, but you can hear how loud I am. And this is the ongoing trouble of my life. Can you. So can you, like, when you talk into it, you hear yourself that you are louder.
You just realized, you know, how you think about that? Every, like, vagina is different. And I always feel bad for men because. Because every vagina you come across, you're like, oh my God, this one likes the hard touching. This one like tongues. Mics are the same fucking way. Because on Loveline, speak next to the gold thing and make sure I'm facing you. This one's like talking down. This one hits me in the head when I like.
It doesn't.
Like, every mic is different and I can't get a handle on.
No, it's not that. You should be able to hear the fucking volume change of when you're talking. Like, I'm not as loud over here, but I am very loud when I'm right here.
Here's the thing. I'm in the moment and. And I have add. And if you want me to focus on how it sounds and what I'm saying, game over.
Look into his eyes. They're the eyes of a man obsessed by sex. Eyes that mock our sacred institutions. Bedroom eyes, they call them, in a bygone day. Hey, Emily, you got a boyfriend? Cause my man E here, he just got his heart broken. He thinks you're kind of cute.
A girl's gotta have her standards. Oh, my.
Do women know about shrinkage?
Isn't it common knowledge? What do you mean? Like laundry? It shrinks. Can we not talk about sex so much?
Are you kidding me?
Oh, my God, I feel so drunk.
Being bad feels pretty good. You know, Emily's not the kind of girl you just play with.
You're listening to Sex with Emily. We're talking about sex, relationships, and everything in between. For more information, go to sex with emily.com. you can check out our podcast and if our mailing list, check out Naked Photos of Menace, which is, you know, we're just testing it. See how that goes.
Yeah.
Thank you.
All right. You should tell them, everybody. This is the Drunk Show. We're actually Drunk show recording from Emily's house right now. We had a lovely dinner.
Lovely.
It was steak and salmon. What else did we have there?
Brussels sprouts, salad.
All stuff you prepared yourself?
Yes, I've been sleeping over my stove, which I do not have.
Just kidding. Where did you get that?
From Jones on third. Amazing food in la. They've got truly. Their food is like beautiful cuisine, healthy, organic, Kind of like you'd like it. Is it organic? Is that wrong?
Well, you lost organic.
I don't care. That's why I wanted to bring you back.
You're talking to a guy that eats like cheez. Its out of a veggie.
I was thinking cheese. What does everyone. Because here's the thing. Like, this is the office party. Everyone from the amazing Sex with Emily team is here. And I'm here.
Say hello, everybody.
We out here and I care about.
Food, but I'm like, man, I should be happy to talk about.
Yeah, but I didn't.
You know what? I. I didn't talk about you for once. I thought. I thought about everybody.
That's great.
Yeah. So here we are. And also here's the thing. When we were friends.
We used to.
Hang out more in San Francisco.
In San Francisco. Because San Francisco is so small. It's seven by seven miles. And we live in Los Angeles now, which is so Spread out.
I know.
And that's way too busy for me. You have too many things going on.
I'm super, super busy. That's true. But. But when I find a home, I schedule, I'm like, let's get together. And it's harder here. It's true. But San Francisco, you give me, like, five minutes, meet me at this thing tonight. We'd show up and we'd hang, but it's been a while. And then everyone here on the Amazing Team is like, we never get to hang out with Menace. Like, And I said, that'd be fun. They should, like, know you. You're not, like. Because since the beginning of time, typically, the people who've worked with me are afraid of you.
Yeah.
Yeah. They're like, well, they never understand, like, well, hanging.
But what they don't understand is, like, okay, every time that I go to meet up with you is where I just left A, like, extremely professional environment where everyone has to do, like, everything on point at all times.
Okay.
And then I get. Not the crew that you have now, but, like, in the past. I'll get there. Historically, it's a effing shit show. And then I'm irritated because just probably, probably hour, half hour later, I'm like. With a team of people that are just, like, doing everything correctly constantly.
But this was.
Then I go in there and I go.
And I swear, you're doing the show every day because that was the only time you didn't have control.
Every day when we did five days. I know, but I'm just saying, like, if I need assistance with something, like.
There was no one to help you.
No one to help me.
Right?
Yeah. That's where the fresh face. Yeah, it's different world. It's great.
Great. How often is. How awesome is my team?
They're great. They're here. You can say hello. Hi.
Like, when we say the team, like, you gotta lively. We're all learning together. This is the first time you did something.
I know.
This is fun. This is really important to me. Like I said, I cry. No, I can't.
Don't cry.
We're supposed to be having fun right now. I already thought of a really good question before, and she's like, what? On a skill of 110, we should just declare since it's the drunk show. How drunk are we?
10. Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm probably out of six right now. We're working on it.
I would say I'm at a five out of five.
Yeah.
We need to get Johnny. I'm Not a big drinker drinker. So it doesn't take that much. But I had, like, my show, what Now?
What kind of drinker are you? Are you a fun drinker? Because, like, right now, like, you seem like a depressed drinker, and it's making me sad. You're supposed to be having fun right now.
I'm having some. Wait, wait, wait.
Okay.
You should see me three hours ago.
Yeah, I need a party.
I'm depressed. Are you just saying I'm not lively enough?
Yeah, you're not lively enough.
Oh, because I was saying this is a very emotional moment. Yeah, I'm joking. It's not with the drunk show. Hey, guys. Why would you be emotional about the drunk show? I know.
I'm just kidding.
Like, the 100 millionth show, maybe.
I know.
Yeah.
I'm just kidding.
No, this is. Okay, fine.
So what's going on in your life?
Things are. There's a lot going on in my life. Things are really good. I got a new office space. That's boring.
Sweet.
What do you want to know specifically? Can you just narrow that down? What do you really freaking care about? Like.
Well, you went to.
You.
No, no, no. So you went to Mexico with your mom. How was that?
My mom? It was amazing. We went to Cabo San Lucas, stayed at a nice hotel for seven days on the beach. And it took me about three and a half days, so I felt like I could actually relax and be on vacation.
All right.
Not used to that. And it was great. My mom and I, like, had deep talks and walked on the beach. Oh, I know.
And then I was like, you know what she probably talked about is what you. No, she probably talked about, like, what's going on with your dating life.
Exactly.
You're gonna get married.
She doesn't talk about that anymore, but she's giving up. She's giving up one year new thing. She's like, I really think you need to get a dog.
Oh, really? So. What? What? Last time I talked to you, you said you were getting a dog.
Oh, that was all, I can't. The dog. You know, sometimes you go on a. If you ever dated online, and you look at, like, a woman's profile and you're like, she's perfect on paper. It's amazing. You might even, like, having really sexy chat with her. And then you meet up and you walk into the restaurant, you're like, ah. Just. There's no chemistry. And that's what happened with the dog I was adopting, so I'm still gonna adopt one. But it didn't work out.
Yeah. So when he met him.
The dog. The dog. I can't.
The dog didn't love you?
No, the dog loved me, but the dog had some behavioral issues that we didn't realize. It's a longer story, but the point is, I'm on a lookout now for the perfect dog. Not that I don't. I'm dating. Relationships, fine. But my mother has never really pressured me about relationships, and now she's just like, I think dogs make you. Really. She see me in and out of them, and I'm dating, but she's like, I think that she used to be against a dog, thinking I wouldn't really be able to take care of it. So did you. But now she's like, I think a dog would be a really good choice.
Oh, really? Just give you some companionship or what?
Yeah, no, honestly, no. I just think it gives me a good structure. Yes. And companionship. I love them. I like running, hanging out. You have a dog, you love your dog. How did your dog change your life?
Dog changed my life. Not too much. I absolutely.
As much of their girlfriend.
No, not in that way. I just feel like the dog. They said, oh, it'll be so much responsibility and blah, blah, and it's gonna affect. It hasn't affected me in any way.
Because you have, like, a significant other. Yeah. Being a single parent with a dog is hard.
Yeah, probably.
But it takes a village for some people. But, no, I wasn't ready before with my other. The point is. Yeah. Having the dog. And it'll be. It's not because I'm like, I need a good pet. My mom's like, my life is very full right now, and when I have a dog, I don't know. I just. Because she knew my mom was never gonna be like, have you met anyone? So she just kind of, like, hopped on the dog. Think, like, that would make you happy right now. Yeah, but I'm happy. I'm actually in a really good place because it is the longest I've gone without actually really getting into really, like, dating anyone that at all.
Yeah. That's gonna be your new relationship. The dog.
Not looking for that right now. Dog parks, whatever. That's boring, kid. Jung show.
Bored, then. Dude, what's going with you?
What's going on with me? I was just at Coachella, which was amazing. Had so much fun. Got to see get. I am.
No, I am.
Yeah. Oh, thank God. I love when you're closer to the mic.
How about Coachella?
Coachella was great. I saw a Bunch of people. I saw Taylor Swift, Kylie Jenner.
Did she look at you?
Tyga.
She stopped her checks and go miss.
No, no, no. I didn't stop and talk to him.
Got it.
But that's who I saw there. And it was great. And then. So.
But okay, we need more to get. You saw them. Were they, like, rushing by? Were they taking selfies?
The only people that, like, if I mentioned that people know is I. I talked with Jared Leto a couple times.
I like him.
He's gonna be in Suicide Squad. He's gonna be the.
Whatever that is. I like.
It's a movie.
Good.
Huge movie.
No. Right. So I can't wait. I was like, actually on my calendar.
So then I'm here doing exes.
Yeah.
So I'm here this Saturday with you, and then.
Next weekend I'm going to Vegas to see Rihanna, who I love. It's my baby.
Is it for work or for.
I'm just going just for fun.
Just with your girlfriend?
Yeah. The whole family's coming even.
What do you mean family? Sure. But who else?
No, it's me. Yeah, just us three.
Oh, that's cute. See, you guys are gonna be ready for kids soon. Because when kids often couples get a dog.
Yeah.
It's like the testing ground. Like, can we actually have a baby? And you guys have successfully, like, created us successful Instagram account. Like, you love your dog because you have good social media. No, I can tell you love it.
Yeah.
Typically, the woman or the man are both together. Ideally start feeling, wow, I could really see spending my life and maybe having birthing a child, maybe his sperm.
But no, we don't think about that. I mean, we talk about it. We're like, no, we don't want to do that. We want to keep on traveling.
You could travel and look at a dog sitter.
No, no, I. That's what we do. But you're talking about having a kid.
No, I think it's. You're gonna be. Soon she's gonna start feeling like, churro's great, but. Or you are gonna have the. The Bible.
No, we just talked about this on our last vacation, saying how awesome that is. We're on vacation, and then how old? Like, people with kids. She's 30.
Oh, dude.
And then people with kids are just, like, at home. So.
But let's just say.
Why are you trying to push kids onto me?
You don't have kids at all. It's not you.
But I'm just saying.
Girlfriend at 30. Not ready yet. 31, 32.
How do you not Know that my girlfriend's not like you and doesn't want to have kids.
I hope she's not like me, number one. No, not in that way, but no, I'm sure she's awesome. I just, I'm just saying that at 30, if she was 40. I think at 30, you can't rule out just because she's like, no, this is a fun master. Concerts, a good channel in Vegas. Oh my God, let's do another shot. Like, this is really fun, but she might get to be like 34 and she's like, you know, I really think.
We should have a baby, I guess. But at that point right now we're, you know what?
Be here now.
I'm here now.
Okay, so tell me about how you're feeling in this moment.
How am I feeling in this moment?
The sexuality family.
No. Do you know something that I did want to talk about when we, before we started recording was.
Let's do it now.
They. They all asked me how old I was and I said I was 36. And this is what's been happening to me lately, and it's been tripping me out. So I have like couple co workers, right. Who I always thought were older than me, Right. But they're younger than me. But they seem like they're so much like more mature and they're like.
You just found this out?
What?
Cuz you work with them for like 10 years?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. But then it's just like, weird because like, their ages came up recently and I'm like, fuck. Like, these people have children, they live in a house and they're. But they, like, physically, I think they look older than I do.
They've made adults. They've done more.
Yeah, but I think like, like, maybe after somebody has kids, like, they look like they age more.
Maybe they look. Yeah, yeah. Kids can do that to you. Or it could just be your perception of them is so like, you have, you have a mortgage, you have a child, therefore you are adults.
I don't know, but it seems like they dress different. Everything.
Okay.
It trips.
So you knew them when they didn't have kids?
No, no, no. I've always known them like that, but I always thought they were older than me.
Right. And now you're like the old one.
I'm older than them, but they just seem.
And do they feel like you seem younger? Yeah, you do seem young.
I do seem young.
You like, seem like a hipster.
I'm not a hipster. I'm way too overweight to be a hipster. But there's not.
Like, there's not. No way.
I'm good hipster, but I don't know.
What you are, you guys. What would you say? Medicine. You're not a hipster. That's wrong.
No, not a hipster. He doesn't wear a fedora or anything.
Things. No, we need a fedora.
Like a.
Just a human being.
Like a lone.
It's like a scrooge.
A scrooge?
Ebonies are screws.
Oh, yes.
But like year round. But it's weird.
Why? They always think. They think that I'm a scrooge, but like, every. Every other person, like, group that I work with don't think that I'm a scrooge. They think I'm super fun.
Well, because they never have a fun.
With you nature of the podcast. Honestly, like, that's all it is.
Why can't you just be more fun with us then? So then this does. This. This doesn't happen.
But it's starting to get to. Don't you notice there's been a change? Because finally, yeah, finally a team of people that know what the they're doing. Oh, hey, like, have you noticed the difference or.
No, dude, my entire life has changed.
Yeah.
Yeah. How long did I not tell some more story?
Yeah, it was hard, I know, but I'm just saying, like, I don't know, like how hard. How hard that is to understand. Okay.
You have started to talk about sex more and that's like, been exciting.
They were so excited about it. We got really turned on about it for a while.
Yeah.
Again, like this show. What? I've always said the show is not about. It's not about me. It's a Sex with Emily show. If it was a Sex with Menace show, then of course I'm gonna be more open, but I doubt it.
Okay, fine. We're rename. We're not here tonight. No, but like, people are not people.
I've been. She's had the show before, then I. Before I was even on it.
I know.
Like, people are not downloading it because they want to fucking hear me. You know what I'm saying? Like, they want to hear about Emily's sex life.
No, but they do. They want to know you. Like you people ask, like, why does it mean it's talk about his personal life?
They want to know.
You see the thousands of emails we get?
I almost collected them tonight, but I didn't want to embarrass you.
People think you're cute.
No.
People want to bang you.
No.
People have met if you've had a fantasy about Menace, please email me.
I know the fan in particular who has found you. She has seen you outside of this area and has, like, wanted to talk to you and is like, later told me and been like, oh, my God, I just want to say hi to him. And I'm like, do it. She's like, too scared because, like, what I see resting.
I'm an asshole, don't talk to me face.
Okay, well, that's fine.
I don't see it. I don't care.
He's okay with it.
Yeah, he likes that. It's part of his cool, his je ne sais quoi.
Like, I'm not trying to make new friends every day. I'm just trying to. I'm just trying to feed my dog.
How do you have friends, Menace?
I. I have. Dude, I have so many friends.
Of course you do. I don't know your friends.
You've met so many of my friends, but you never remember anything. Like you. You met like a billion of my fucking friends.
I love them. They're so awesome. We had a really good time to Fisherman's Wharf. Heard the sea lions. I got up for some clam chowder in a sourdough bowl.
Yeah, it was good.
I miss San Francisco. Do you know what? I had a moment last night where I was not sleeping for the eighth night in a row. I don't know why. It's weird. Going phases of like, like, like staggering amounts of not sleep. And then I have to recover for a day. It's all fine. But I was looking at my feed, one of my feeds on one of my social media, and I saw that San Francisco was. Was turning. Was turning on the lights at City hall all night for purple for Prince, who died. Yeah. And I'm like, I freaking love it. City hall was like, down with the purple lights. And that's like, this is. This is the San Francisco that I loved and then I miss.
Yeah, they did that for Niagara Falls. A bunch of other places too. Yeah, but San Francisco, I didn't think they did in la.
The purple pink started there too.
Yeah, but gay marriage. It's funny you've mentioned in the past how much you love Prince now. I wasn't a Prince fan in high school. Kiss his ass because he died.
We listened to Prince. My friend Dana, we'd sit in our room, my best friend Dana, and we'd sit and we would just, like, listen to Prince and, like, smoke cigarettes. And we had, like, really big hair and it was 80. We went to Prince Concerts? Yeah, all the time. And then I remember fooling around with older boys in high school, and we'd be making out in, like, the back seat of their, like, literally, like, their Trans Ams, and. And we'd be listening to Prince, like, oh, look, what's the one?
Like.
No, no, no, hold on.
All right. One of those songs like.
Cause baby, I want you. It was, like, really hot.
All right.
You know what I'm talking about.
But no, you mentioned. You've mentioned in the past, though, that you.
The Prince was my favorite. It was like the sexy. I remember the first time that I felt like a sexual person was, like, being with boys in high school and Prince. Not every time, but that was a big. Like, Prince was a huge deal. All I'm saying is I'm really glad that San Francisco did that. What are you doing? Right?
It's Madison who's not turning the mute button.
What do you do, Madison?
I Snapchat.
Oh, did you Snapchat it?
She's Snapchatting.
Oh, we're on Snapchat. Here's the thing. It's actually. Did you just say at with Snapchat?
No.
Search the username Sex with Emily.
Search the username Sex with Emily, please.
On Snapchat.
All of a sudden, yesterday. So I had 10 minutes. I couldn't get into my house. Right. I was locked out of my house. Came in from work because I was so tired, because I haven't slept all week, which I'll get back to in a moment, which is a fascinating story. Just kidding. Who cares why? I couldn't sleep, but I got back, couldn't get inside, So I had 10 minutes to spare. And in those 10 minutes, I mean, I've been on Snapchat for a while.
Yeah.
I focused.
Yeah.
Which is powerful. And I looked at. I was like, oh. And I, like, looked at stuff, and I got. Because we were doing, like, little one off, and I. And I look at your. I look at other people's and I'm like, this is actually, like, I get snapped. I understand it now. I feel like it's so. I have so many moments throughout the day where I'm like, oh, my God. Like, everyone's like, we'd make a great reality. People have. Their jokes are like, we're really funny, my friends and I. My thoughts are really funny. I should snap them all day. It's not veg. There. There are things that are interesting that often are just, like, moments where I'm like. I write it down.
The Hustler offices or something. Like that.
Like, how cool is that? But then it's gone. And I love that. Right? What do you guys. Yeah, what?
No, I'm just saying if you go to like the Hustler Office or something.
Hustler Office. Larry Flint and like all their.
Right. We went to stuff or get a new toy in the mail. You can show us that.
I could be like, oh, did you see, like, we just got 15 pounds of like, new toys today? Like, what? Look at this one. You're right. That's a great idea. What did you guys. What did we get lately in the office that you've been the most excited about?
Magic wands.
That was Snapchat.
That like days ago. Seven thousand womanizers. Oh, so many women.
So many.
Like, I didn't know we got more original.
And the new one, dude, do you know what the. Okay, so. Right.
Do you guys.
We have to talk about it. But like, anyway, it's funny because I keep talking about, like being like the clit whisperer, you know, I love the clitoris. It's my favorite body part. The clitoris. This toy. Like, it's like.
It's like, yeah.
If your clit was like, oh, this is what I'd like. Would you tickle my ears?
Talks just like that.
And then it would be like, oh, I'm the womanizer. I. I will talk to your clit. Just like, yeah. So it's amazing toy. It's fun and we all like it. And then it's funny because people now we face on our site like, it was the most searched term was womanizer.
Super high rate.
What did you guys think? Did you like it?
I mean, I like it. It gets me to orgasm like, super fast. But it's not my favorite.
It's okay.
Like, I thought it was gonna be like, super awesome. And it is actually pretty awesome.
But I like the 60 second orgasm. Yes, it made me better.
Yeah, it's less about the experience and more about, like just getting an orgasm out. It's basically like, I think you can trust. You need to really quick before work.
But the magic wands for that. See, for me, like, I've teased it out. Like, I like not. You could come in 60 seconds. But I think I like to like. Cause it's how I like oral sex. Like light, touchy, like suction. I don't know. I just. That's exactly what I like in a thing.
Well, it can suck better than like any guy.
Most guys can't suck.
That's very true.
It can't suck or blow. It's. Yeah.
Very, very easy to have multiple orgasms, for sure.
Yeah, totally. If you're into that kind of thing.
Wish that were my problem.
Anyway, so we're gonna snap that.
Yeah.
So you're gonna snap more, Basically, yeah.
You snap all the time. The Woody show.
Yeah, under the Woody show name.
I. I just. What I'm saying is, I had a thing. I'm like, oh. I think I actually really like this and understand it, and it's gonna. I'm really into it. I'm gonna take up, like, a hobby, like knitting.
All right, good.
Yeah. We want to see TV watching.
So there's that. And then what else happened? I'm trying to think. I'm single still. I'm like. It's fun. Did we talk about that already?
Yes.
Drunk show now. Number seven. Seven tequila.
Yeah.
What?
So I can teach you how to make a loom?
A loom? For sewing? Yeah, I used to.
Do you make, like, rugs?
No, I like doing that. I used to make a lanyard and stuff.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So I got a joke.
Go, Lori.
It's a joke I heard in a play. What's white and 10 inches long? What?
Nothing.
Getting it.
Actually, Lori told that once, we were, like, new friends.
That's a good one.
She told that in a line waiting for the. The girl's bathroom. And I'm not kidding you. Like, there were girls who were, like, rude. Like, the kind of girls who wouldn't talk to you, like, waiting in line because they think they're, like, better than everyone else. Lori told that joke to this room full of, like, really mean white girls. And they all ended up dissolving into giggles like they could not contain themselves.
But the guy. The guy with the biggest penis on the planet is a white guy.
But he has gotten laid how many times? Like, once in his life.
It's too big, man.
You're not good either. I met white guys with big dicks. I think it's too big.
There is. There is. Yeah.
I hate them, too.
Exactly. Good joke. Anyone else have a joke?
No. Not funny.
God. What are the jokes? Do you have a joke?
Do I have any jokes? No, I don't.
Okay, so I have a joke.
All my jokes are about my work. So they're inside jokes. And they would be fun.
That's what happened in the case of Back to Mexico Care. My mom. Super fun lover. You. Love you. My mom.
Yeah.
But I had a lot of clarity.
Yeah.
I had a lot of ability to. You know, I don't often leave town, and sometimes you just a day or two. Like I don't ever do that. But I realized that I did for a week. I needed that and how important that is for me and to step back from your life is important. And people do this like, like a portrait, like, like and then I go to the bathroom and eat breakfast, you know, I know you people do that normally, but I don't. So it was really great for me to like not be plugged in as much on the phone as much. WI fi was a challenge.
Which was.
What did you find? I found journey.
In my journey to myself, I just felt more God. I don't know, I felt more.
God. I would not be cliche, more grateful, more clear, more focused on, like everything's fine. Like so much of our drama people create in their own mind isn't art. I've known this lab what's wrong is like not even like what's wrong. Like a lot of what's wrong in our lives is just self creating our mind. Right?
Yeah.
We're cheering, cheering here. Cuz I'm gonna go to Nate, go to 11.
Yeah.
99% of suffering is in our own mind. Sometimes you get like, you know, chickenpox or cancer and that sucks. And that's really a suffering. Someone dies your house, you know, things are bad, but day to day basis things are pretty freaking good. We're like, we're here, we're sitting, sitting around. We're like, I have an awesome staff, we're drinking, we're talking about sex. Like I'm kind of like, I've been through a lot of hard things in my life, but I'm like, life is pretty freaking good. But we often. You might be better at this because you're like at Vegas every day it's Disneyland. And I feel like that by nature. But I don't often look back and go, wow. Like I love it, but I'm like, ah, things are good, just feel good and like not so much stress about. And suffering is a choice, not suffering. Like I'm not in the bed crying. I'm just like saying I worry about things that I don't need to because I have an awesome team and I love them. And everything is, this is my dream. And I forget often to be like, wow, I just live my dream with the help of my amazing team that you don't hate because you hate the people that weren't competent. They're awesome.
Yeah.
Can I ask you guys a question?
Go for it, Lori.
What's. Thank you.
I'm Lori, who might have a joke again. Later. I don't promise you anything.
She's giving me headline improv later.
What? Each of you respectively. Emily and Menace, what's your favorite color?
It's a big deal to me.
Like.
Tree. What kind of tree would you.
Wow. Yeah.
My favorite color for green. Nice. Oh, high five. I got high fived.
Yeah.
I love green.
You love green too. I need.
I need high fives for green, man.
Dude, I high five. I thought. I love green. Is that your favorite color?
It's this, this particular green.
Oh wow.
That's my work.
I go back and forth between green and blue.
You should do teal.
Why do you be so difficult?
What?
Why did. Why it should be so difficult?
No, I just don't know.
It's okay.
I have a follow up question. Okay. If you had. Do both of you eat meat?
Yeah.
Okay.
Hello, carnivore.
If you had to eliminate one of the following from the universe forever.
Would you eliminate so hard. Burgers or pizza?
And why?
Easy.
This is the most intense question.
Easy.
No, it's so hard.
You have to really.
No, it's not hard at all. What you say burgers.
Why?
Because you can still get meat on pizza and cheese.
Right.
And that's basically what you want a burger for. See? Thank you.
I was gonna say burgers just because.
I. Because the old animal killing thing and the way they do that with it, the way that the meat is prepared and I would choose meat over. I would choose pizza over meat. That's why I wasn't thinking about the desert island thing. Like. Yeah, I was thinking. Yeah. Like I give a hamburgers and personal selfish level. I like pizza better than hamburgers.
Yeah.
Yeah. Cuz I'm going to bring that down. But I also think you're right that you could have. You could have burger chunks. You could have pepperoni. Right.
I can interject. There is a place that has a cheeseburger pizza and it's named. It's called Granville.
Yeah.
I've had it many times and.
And it is the best hamburger tasting pizza that I've.
Jamie. Really? But that wouldn't help us. That would come.
It's in studio.
Studio.
It would confuse you.
But I get what you're saying.
But it's great.
Right?
I just had to interject.
I had a really important thought to talk say to this hamburger thing and it slipped away.
Yeah.
Like the night. It was important though. And it was about hamburgers and cheese. Sex. What?
Yeah, about sex.
Hamburgers and cheese and sex.
Can you have sex after eating a large meal?
No, no. I. It's hard sometimes.
Only if you're doing the least of.
Oh, yeah, right. But then you still don't feel like it.
Like, that's why we were campaigning for a while. Like, people should just have sex before they go on the date.
Exactly.
It's like, okay, pre game.
I think you made that up.
No, no. Okay, ladies, hear me out. Hearing you out, wouldn't your date go way better? Because, like, look, it's kind of up to you if you're gonna have sex or not, right?
Yeah.
Let's face it. Because obviously the guy wants to have sex with you. It's up to you, you know, if you guys are. If you guys are gonna hook up or not. If you already know, you're. Yes, this is a guy that I'm gonna hook up with. If you know for a fact, maybe you want to get to know him before you do it. But if you're like, effort. I just want to hook up with them. Just have sex before the date. You would have so much more fun.
Back to this. Yeah, like 2005.
No, no, no. But that's. I'm saying that we talked about it before.
But how do you know?
Because, like, your first date, you're just.
First date, you're just Even. Because, you know, in the moment.
Yeah. I'm sure you know, that you want.
Yeah, maybe that could happen. But yeah, I don't think you know right away, you know, Right. But I don't think. I don't think anyone's actively, like, I just met you five minutes ago, so we should bang now.
But I'm sure, like, let's just keep it real. There's some guys that you probably would see, like, automatically, yes, no matter what conversation to have with this dude, I will have sex with him.
I don't feel when I first meet a guy, if I haven't talked to him yet.
Anytime ever. Okay, let's say you've been talking for a couple weeks. Fuck the. Like, you just saw him.
This is what I'm saying. It's very different if I've already gone out with him. You know, I know him. Keep going.
All right, well, okay, so if. If it happens that way where, like, you see him and, you know you want to hook up and you have the chance to just, like, say, I want to do it.
Sure.
Yeah. I'll be like, you know what? I'll say it like, I'm gonna have sex with you. Let's do it. Then you have sex. And then at. Right after, you're like, all right. Let's see if we're gonna do that again. And then. Then he has to take you on a date. Yeah, right. Like, do it and get out of.
I'm just thinking you have more fun. Because, like, when you're on a date, maybe not for you, but for the guy, he's just effing killing time until he sees if he can have sex with you or not.
So here I have a question for you.
No, I'm saying, like. Oh, no, no. I'm not saying that. Like, they're a bad guy. Like, yeah, maybe they. They want to have a relationship with you.
You're not saying pump and dump. You're saying he needs to saying, like, pump and dump. Is that what guys do?
The effing angle is he wants to.
Have sex with you, so he needs to try. He needs to try it out and be like. But here's my question, all right? Have you ever been like, I can't wait to get out of. With this girl. Like, I just got to see. Like, she seems awesome. I'm not sure. And then you have sex, and then you're like, no, wasn't good. Like, did you ever get to that point if you were like, this is gonna be amazing. And then it wasn't. And then you're like, oh, we did it. Now she's not getting appetizers. I mean, what happens then?
Like, wait, are you talking about after we have sex?
You're saying have sex right away. Why should you wait? But as a man, have you ever been like this? I gotta test it because I'm not sure how the sex is gonna be.
Yeah.
And then you have sex. And on one time, having sex, one occasion, you can decide if it's good or bad, and you could end it or move forward.
What's wrong with that?
I'm just curious how that process works.
If it was bad, it was bad. And if you don't want to try.
Well, you were surprised. You're like, oh, I thought this would be hot. And it wasn't.
Yeah.
And then what made it bad?
What made it bad?
What made it not what you thought it would be a bad.
Maybe I felt like it. Maybe it was a bad performance on my end and then I didn't get a second opportunity. Or like that. Maybe the girl was just too, like, stiff. She wasn't fun stiff.
Like, what? What'd she do? Like, nothing.
Yeah, she just, like, did nothing. Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah. What about you?
It's a good question. I'm trying to think. I've ever. I. I Honestly don't think that I've ever slept with anyone and it was so horrible or I judged it in that way that I was like, I will not sleep with them again if I didn't. If I only slept with someone once. Typically it was for a myriad of other reasons. It wasn't because of sex. And I'll tell you why. Because I don't think that anybody, I don't think that you should judge someone on one thing, one kiss, one night of having sex. Because often people get really, you know, things happen, you get nervous. And this had my friend the other day, she went on this date, bumble date, went really well. And she's like, I was so into him. Things were going really well. And she was like, so turned on. And like, she's like. And then he went to kiss me and it was a horrible kiss. And she left me a voicemail and she's like, what do I do? I think that I just need to end it because clearly. And I was like, wait, we had one date and everything was great, but the kiss, you can improve on that. You can actually, like, see me. And that shouldn't be a deal breaker. And I think sex can be the same way that you. I was asking how he judges it, that's all. Okay, everyone, let's take a quick break and I'll be right back.
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Oh, I know. That was 15 bizarre sex facts.
Yeah, but don't say 15 because we're not going to get there.
Okay, well just pick your favorite.
Let's pick the one I would like. The first one reminded me of you.
Okay. Dog owners have more sex than cat owners.
Cuz you're a dog owner.
Yeah.
They have sex three times a week while cat owners only had sex twice a week. They were also more likely to live with their parents.
Oh no.
Which way? Well, have something to do with it. Cat owners live with their parents more than dog. So I thought that single people.
Have cats too. I don't understand this.
But single people do have cats.
That's what I'm saying. So why are they suggesting one?
I'm sure it's a survey that they did. Scientific survey.
I wonder if cat owners who live. Who live alone have more sex. But they're saying cat owners who live. I don't know. I had a cat wouldn't.
Because their cat would ruin it always.
Oh, the cat would get in the mix.
I feel like it would.
Well, this is just a survey. This is just what they're saying.
No, this is important. You know why? Because some of these were very scientific.
All right.
Like this one. I like this one a lot. Yes, it's in her walk.
All right.
People can tell a lot about you from the way you shut strut down the street. Belgian researchers found that observers were able to guess whether or not a woman regularly had vaginal orgasms based on her walk.
Okay.
Women who regularly listen to this, dudes could be like, yeah, she has a G spot triple axel. You know, she's like, oh you. Women who regularly orgasm were described as displaying fluidity, fluidity, energy, sensuality, freedom and absence of both flaccid and lacked muscles.
So I wonder how they even.
Look at this. Is there video.
How are they defining vaginal orgasms? Are they saying like during intercourse? Are they saying G spot orgasms? Are they saying I don't know. And why is it.
Can I just wait a minute.
Are they saying just orgasms general?
I think so.
I think it's just the studies like.
Belgium on a side note, like what do they, what do they get out of this study anyways? Like what does it matter? I think, are they gonna teach people to like spot girls that walk a certain way?
I think women who are more confident have better sex and better orgasms.
Yeah. But what do you do?
What do you do with that information after that?
Women.
That's for women. Women who are more confident. So women will try to walk more confidently, right?
Yeah, but I think someone gonna make.
Them better at sex. Or men will pick women who are more confident because it'll make them better at sex. Yeah, maybe. I'm not really sure what. Once again, you always have to look at.
I think if you're studying, I don't know, but I'm thinking also, I think it is true that you can tell a lot about the person by the way they move by way of the dance. That sounds. Yeah, people talk about that. I think it's true. You don't have to say anything about that. You're looking at a woman, like, going dancing, and you're like, fine. Moving on.
I don't understand. Has heckling ever worked in the history of time?
No, I meant he was, like, moving like, she.
No, I've never met a guy who loves, like. Yeah, it was love at first sight. Like, I yelled at her on the street. Now we have.
I said, nice ass. She's my wife.
I said, hey, yo. Like, those titties dance.
And then that reminds me of, like, pervs. And I.
It's gross.
I'm sorry. So many perverse stand pervs. Have you ever been, do you know, uncomfortable?
I have a question. Do you guys. How many of you got. How many of you women here? Oh, we got a lot of women. There are four women here. How many of you women raise your hand if you've ever seen a man masturbating in public that you did not know? Yes. Wow.
I've done that. Yeah, I've seen.
That's crazy.
Okay. Four women out of five. And maybe Lauren just placed it. Maybe. I just don't know. No, it's all men. Don't realize we've got curvy guys. Felt like they're everywhere.
They don't understand.
Like, we've got to be like, he's got a trench coat on. Like, we live in fear of this. You don't even know, right? Tell me. Yeah, absolutely.
Definitely.
Tell me.
By the subway.
So what I hear is, every time.
You ride the subway, a man flies.
That's what happened to me, right? Is some guy was just watching porn and jerking off. We're like, oh, my ride.
Like, it's like getting our period. We're like, oh, we got a period. And then first guy masturbate in front of us. Because it happens the rest of our life.
It's so crazy. Now what I hear about that is they want people to catch them and that's what they get off on your reaction. So the worst, the worst thing that you can do is have no reaction to it.
Yeah, the time I saw a guy do it, he was just sitting there on a bench like normal. And the minute we locked eyes and made eye contact, he whipped it out and started.
Yeah.
Like, it was like he was just sitting on a bench like normal. And then I happened to make eye contact with him and he took his dick out.
Well, I mean, we're from San Francisco, so there's a lot of homeless people that are always.
See, that's where it goes.
So it's funny. It was like. So I, I was getting up early for work one day on the weekend and it was like, probably.
I don't know, 7am Right? And I'm walking to this, to this Safeway, which is a grocery store, and I'm walking in the. I'm walking in the. Hey, dude. We have listeners from around the world. They might not know what Safeway is. So walking through the parking lot and it, the parking lot is absolutely empty. Right, right. Except there's one car and it's in the middle and it's foggy because It's San Francisco 7. No, no, no, it's a portrayal hill. And then.
So important distinction. Yeah.
So I'm walking, walking through the parking lot and I'm going past this car and this guy at 7am is holding up a photograph that's like a wallet sized photograph. And he's looking at it and he's masturbating.
Oh, good.
Really? Really?
Yeah. So he had like this little wall. How do you know?
He's in his car and he's like.
Yeah, just because I'm, I'm standing, I'm walking.
Snapchat was around then.
Oh, my God, I would get so many views.
Yeah, totally.
But it happens all the time, right?
Yeah, yeah. No, it does. But you don't. Well, I guess it happens. No, you know what? No, I mean, like, you're like one of the girls. You've had, you've seen masturbate. And I think it's just. Yeah. I think the guys don't realize that we, like, like, yeah, this happens. Okay.
But that doesn't. They just get off on.
No, it has nothing to do with the women. It's just kind of a selfish thing.
Yeah, of course.
Okay. I don't think he's like everything. I don't think he was like, Lori, she could be my wife. I'm gonna live out my dick. I'm gonna live out my 10 inch white penis. Okay. Which doesn't exist. Okay, Love. Here's the other sex facts. Love feels like drugs. Oh, I knew that. That's not the one I want to do. Okay, this one. Sorry. We'll go back to that. Because we all know men can't make voices sexier, but women can. While women can consciously make their voices sound sexier and succeed in having people rate their voices more attractive, men couldn't do the same, according to a study from Albright University.
That's a no brainer.
No, wait. In fact, although not significantly, it got a bit worse when men tried to sound sexy. Says, okay, I would like you to try. I would. It sounds sexy. I want to know what that is for a man.
Like, has it ever crossed your mind I should try to sexy?
No.
Never once in your. Okay.
No.
Okay. Do you have any friends, guy friends who've said I should sound sexy? So does that even exist? Like, they were like, I'm gonna try to sound sexy. Like, is that a dude thing?
Guys don't talk about that.
No, you don't talk about it.
But do you sexier?
I'm just. Because then the study's mute. Like, I wonder. I didn't know that men would be like, I should really lower my voice. Like, I don't know if guys think like that.
No, they don't.
But you're not like the man that we should measure.
No, but I think it's an interesting point because women, we do have that.
Absolutely.
Because when I'm like, sexy, I'd be like, ring, ring, answer.
Go for it.
Ring, ring, ring, answer.
Hello, menace? Yeah.
Hi. You sound drunk.
You know, I'm a seven. I'm a seven.
It's 3am what are you watching?
What are you doing tonight?
I'm fucking sleeping.
He's like, what are you wearing?
Huh?
What are you wearing?
I'm wearing. I'm wearing my boxers.
Is churro there?
Yeah.
She's pissed that you called because she's awake now.
Super sweet. But I think that you're super sexy. So you're wearing boxers.
You sound so dumb right now.
I had to.
Because you still never play along with me when you decorate it.
Huh? I don't know. It's not just you. If anybody did that.
I know. See, you think lingerie and dirty tacos up.
So corny.
I'm kidding. I don't try.
There's so many. No. Then I say, it's corny. But there's so many people that. That think that's sexy and, you know, more power to them.
No, but it's funny because I think that you're right. Women are more judged on their voice than men. They, like, he has annoying voice. Women are like, oh, you have a sexy voice. And I think as much as I sometimes I think I sound like I'm talking really fast, like on speed. And they're like, her voice is annoying. And then sometimes it's slower. I don't think about it.
That's my favorite slower.
That's why it says on my showup when I'm looking at it, they're like, slow down. I think I've gotten slower, but sometimes I speed up. I'm not saying either one sexier. I'm just saying sometimes you can understand me and sometimes you can't. Okay. Men are more attractive in red. This is weird. This one I've been thinking about for days, actually.
Like this morning, I used to show power. Right. That's why.
But if you're a woman into a. Who. Who is into a man, who. You might want to buy the man or men. No judgment here in your life, a red shirt. Researchers found that. Researchers found that women who are more attracted to men than men in red. Despite being consciously unaware of this bias, we found that women view men in red as higher in status. I've never seen a guy in a red shirt ever, like a red shirt ever.
I have definitely like, a red.
I think of, like, honestly, I don't know, Bill Cosby sweaters from, like, the 80s. Red sweater. Like, men don't wear socks.
That's a bad analogy.
I think of Santa Claus. I think of you own a red, like, sports coat. Like what? T shirt.
I have a red T shirt. But, I mean, I never wear it.
Okay, but you. Right. Why not? Women would find you more problems for whatever reason. Important thoughts pop. I woke up this morning, I go, I still have not seen a man in a red shirt. Because I read this.
Whatever. Yeah, but it's not like he's wearing a red shirt. He could be wearing a red tie or he has, like, some kind of.
Incorporate red more into their life.
They should, I guess, if they want to get laid.
I don't know. Can you want to read email?
Yeah. Go for it.
Do it.
Okay. Ghost. Do you know what ghosting is?
It's the new hot term that's becoming annoying. It's the new Netflix and chill. Yeah, go for it.
Well, I think it's Netflix and chill proceeds ghosting. Like you had do that once. Yeah, chill. And you ghost.
Okay.
Hi, I'm Lee.
My name is like so many. Everyone's obsessed with talking about ghosting and labeling ghosting.
People have always ghosted since the beginning of time. Like our ancestors ghosted.
Dude, ghosting was so much better back in the day before cell phones picked up the phone.
Right, exactly right. You could just disappear for everything these days. Okay, Emily, go ahead. My name is Rachel. I'm a 36 year old female from Ann Arbor, Michigan. Go blue. She went to my alma mater. And I've been listening to your podcast for a few months now on itunes. I love it. It's fantastic. And I find your advice so helpful. I've been doing some online dating for a little over a year now. I've met some interesting guys. Two turned into short relationships, three to four months, only to not really work out for various reasons. However, lately it seems like the guys I go out with have really. We really click and haven't really got. Wait. Okay. The guys I go out with, they've been great. We click. We have great dates until I sleep with them.
It's you.
We will continue dating for a few weeks after that. The initial sex. But then comes the ghosting. I'm a nice person who cares for people in my life. I do nice things for the guys I date. I cook, I try to plan things they find to be fun.
Yeah.
Stop doing all this. Am I doing something wrong or am I just getting used? I often wonder why I'm coming on so strong. It's like. Like I have to. Okay, wait. She sleeps with them and they ghost?
All right.
Yeah. She must be really bad in bed.
Rachel, I'm just kidding. I love you. Wait, but can you just check to see. See, something's going on if she's sleeping with them and then they disappear.
Wait, okay, you say you. You continue dating app for a few weeks after the initial sex. So you. So you actually don't wait at all to get to know the person before you have sex with them? No.
I mean, a guy's just. I don't know. A normal guy is not just gonna stop having sex with you. Something has to definitely be wrong.
I don't know if it's wrong. Something. Something there is like, this is why it's hard to get. We don't have the piece of the puzzle. But are you. First of all, how comfortable are you with. We should mention it, like sexuality. Are you take charge kind of girl? Are you using protection? Are you initiating. Are you lying there? Are you calling Your mom in the middle of sex. Like, I don't know what's going on.
Yeah, there's. There's something. Like, she has to take a real good look at herself, but that's a good question.
I don't think it's only about the sex. I think it might be about her confidence level with the guys or what she's bringing the table. Are you really ready for a relationship?
Rachel.
Rachel, we need more info.
Might be too nice.
Problem?
Yeah, too nice.
But that means playing games.
No, I've. I've been too nice in the past. You are too flexible. You're too, like, I don't really care what happens. And then the guy is like, oh, she doesn't really care what happens.
Bye.
So happy.
But there's so the, like. Okay, but here's the thing, Madison. There could be that I don't care. I'm so casual, whatever. And then guys are like, oh, she doesn't care. Or the girls that are like, really, I'm into it. That was great. That was fun. Are we going out again? And then they seem too needy.
It's. It's true. It's a fine line. But I found that it's always just best to be genuine. If you want something, let it be known that you want something. If you're just there for sex, cool. You're just there for sex. But the worst thing you can possibly do is pretend like you're the chill girl when you're not.
But why do you think that that's what you think she's doing?
I mean, honestly, potentially, to have. I mean, when you, like. And I only say this because I've been there. I was single for a long time, and I would have sex with a guy, like, maybe the first or second time hanging out with him, and I continue to hang out with them. And every time I hung out with them, you know, it's kind of expected. Oh, we had sex, so we're gonna have sex again. It would last for a little while. And, like, I would never say anything. I'd never be like, hey, I want dates. I want this. I want commitment. And it would fade out, and he'd date someone who was ready to affirm those things.
Huh. Okay. Yeah, that makes sense. So maybe you didn't, and you weren't asking for dinners and things.
I would never wanted to be chill. Like, I wanted to be, like, the girl who was, like, cool with having sex, but.
So you're saying that you. You weren't really that girl, Right?
What I'm saying Is like, yeah, exactly. Like, I wanted to be that girl, but at the end of the day, like, I realized I wanted more, and I was just too afraid to ask for it. And I often wonder if that's. That's a fear, because I know a lot of girls are, like, told, you can't say that you want this. Like, you can't say that you want more. But there are guys out there that want more.
Yeah, they do.
You just have to find them.
Yeah, no, but you definitely have to have that conversation which you said you weren't having.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly.
And then you find out, you know, then you get the answer, and then you find out if you're wasting your time or not.
Absolutely. But you have to bring it up. And then you also have to be mindful, oh, he's blowing me off. And not go back and keep sleeping with him because you think you're going to change him. I think the big problem is that a lot of women think I'm going to change him. He's going to come around. He says he doesn't want a relationship, but he will, so they stick in with it. And I think once he shows you who he is, believe him. Yeah.
Yeah.
But the bottom line is that whenever you get into a relationship, I think we don't often think about what we want and what we want that to look like. Do you want a long term. Do you want to live with someone? Do you want this kind of, like, flexibility? Do you want to be swingers? Whatever it is, you should, like, you know, And I think from each relationship you're in, when they end, instead of jumping into another relationship, which is a very common pattern, you stop and you're like, what did I learn from this? I learned that I like abc. It's like how you develop any palette, like, palette for music or, you know, art or history or people.
Pizza. Pizza.
Are you done?
Yeah.
Or hamburgers.
What is this? Wait, wait. Let's go this way.
I don't want to do that.
What?
I don't want to do this other email. But what do you want to do?
No, no, the topic. The chokers are coming back.
I love it.
Is that just a choke?
Is it like. Yeah, no, it has. It's like a necklace. But I can make you. I can make you all one.
Damn it.
I make jewelry. I make jewelry. Yeah. I didn't make this one, but I know how I make. I love your triggers. That's why sewing with Emily is, like, a really, really real possibility.
Okay.
Yeah.
All right, here's top five sex questions. All right, here you go. Emily number one. No, I want to ask Emily biggest turn on.
And then I'll tell you mine.
My biggest turn on is words. A man like words. Sexy words. Yeah, Sexy words to me about how hard I am and what he wants to do to my clitoris. Go.
I think mine is.
All right to define it. I'll say employment. I like women that have like their own. They have their own thing going on. Like their own drive.
Right. That's the sexiest thing.
Mother effing tax returns.
Social Security number memorized, claiming.
How much are you playing my tax to tell me.
Hey, baby.
Is that not a good one?
Yeah, you're like, what are you wearing? Show me a PR stuff and I'll show you mine. That's the best thing ever.
I just don't want to be with somebody that doesn't have something going on.
No.
Such a good answer is great though. No, but the way you phrase it is great. Honestly, the best answer I've ever heard. You could have been like, I want somebody with drive. I want somebody who's passionate.
But you're like, no employment.
You're in my lineup.
How about an employed for at least like three to six months? Like, not her last paced job, but.
No, I don't care. As long as you career. That's just putting. That's just generalizing it.
No, I like it, man. It's epic. Whatever I want to change mine to.
Mine is just like, actually have something.
No, I don't. Dirty work.
Because you're like, you're super big, right?
Yeah.
You're super busy. You've got a life. They're like, please don't get work.
Please come home.
Take me to Coachella so I can like suck your tank. No, you'd be annoying. I get it. Okay.
Biggest turn off.
Biggest turn off, not employed.
Another one.
I'm just kidding.
That's so easy to go negative.
No, no, no.
You can't do.
Absolutely dated people that were implied.
A man who is a mute. Like, I can't do that.
Biggest turn off.
I don't know. Something that's stuck up. I guess not down to earth, right?
Yes.
Yeah.
Okay, you agree? I'd say somebody's not very generous. Someone who's like, cheap with their heart and their wallet.
All right.
Craziest place you got busy.
We've mentioned this so many times. I don't.
Okay, well, let's just skip that.
Okay.
New.
All right, New people.
Uber or something.
Uber?
What, do you just want to call Us in the cab.
I just want to. Yeah, I want to call Uber right now and get the out of here. No, I'm just kidding.
That's so aggressive.
I think that's what you just said.
I was joking, but then I didn't want you to agree.
Oh, okay.
Okay. All right.
Crazy, craziest place you got.
He doesn't want to answer that.
Okay, well, no, I'm just saying we've gone over, but we've. We have way, way more listeners.
I go, yeah, crazy place you got busy.
Go.
Craziest place you got busy. I would say it was backstage at a comedy show in a dressing room of a comedian.
Were you laughing?
I wasn't laughing. No, I was drunk.
Awesome.
Okay. Oh, no, no, wait. Then I did.
That wasn't crazy. No.
Then the. No, better. Had a Cosmopolitan in on one of the balconies.
Nice.
During when the sun was coming up. Yeah.
And I stayed there. That's the greatest hotel. Yeah.
Yeah.
No, no.
She knows. I had check.
There was a balcony. I wish I had sex. Ended up so I took a bath with my best friend. That's a dude.
But we didn't.
Cool.
Did you touch his.
No. Isn't he gay? He's not gay.
Oh, that one's not gay. Most guys need to have you touch your penis.
Turn off.
My biggest turn off is I said someone who's so generous.
Place I've gotten busy is. I've talked about my Coachella backstage thing. I. I got busy.
What else?
I'm asking you? I think it was like, my Coachella backstage could have gotten caught. I've done balcony sex. I've done whatever.
All right.
I've done it.
Sexiest word to you.
Emily.
It's true. My name or M. You know what it is for sure?
What?
It's actually M in a casual way. Not like, what are you wearing, Emily? But he's like, hey. I'm like this. Like, it's sorta. It feels like, oh, we're friends. Like, I know you love me, but you think I'm em and we're buddies. It's kind of sexy.
Are you taking all these flash photos?
I'm really not.
There's a familiarity to it. There's a familiarity. Like, because a guy usually calls me Emmy, but every once in a while he throws an M. I think that's sexy. Yeah, it's kind of like a. I can't explain the pattern, but it's like a variety of. Sprinkling in an M. That's right. What about you?
Sexiest Word.
Hamburger.
Hamburger. Yeah. No.
Sexiest word. Yeah. I never think about self. Sexiest word.
Two Bite. Brownie bite. Two inch brownie bite.
No, I'm good.
Okay.
Sexiest words.
You can come back to it.
Yeah, let's go back to that one.
What's the one thing you wish women knew about sex? Because then my question is, what's one thing I wish men knew about sex?
That. The one thing that I wish women knew about sex is women shouldn't have any hang ups about their body or the way they look at all. Because guys do not care. They don't.
They're not looking out there. Right.
They.
I think that's amazing.
That's absolutely true.
I think it's absolutely true. I think that most of. Again, most of the stuff that we worry about is like in our heads. You're right. Guys are like, I'm so into you.
I'm just so happy being there.
Women are really hard on ourselves. Yeah, you're hard on yourself. But it doesn't like take over your life.
No, it doesn't.
I use it like, I should probably go for the gym, but look at that burger, you know?
Yeah. I use it for comedic purposes. For the radio.
Very. I like that. That was a really empowering message to women everywhere. Sweet. I'm gonna put your face on a dollar bill.
Do it.
Okay. What's the one thing I wish men.
What's the sexiest word?
I did that. It was M M. But not like that. What's the one thing you. I wish men knew about sex. I mean, God.
That.
Just. It'd be so hard because I think women are so different, that every single body is different and that you need to like, look at it as like a fun thing. Like, oh my God, it's a brand new, like every day. You never know where it's going. Like today, this vagina might want this. And let me figure it out. Your explorer. You're all like Magellan or something. Like everything.
So you're saying that if you had amazing sex with somebody else and then you hook up with a new partner and it's not as great. Yeah, it's just because.
Not because you slapped around the ass because your ex girlfriend liked it. And this girl, like has a fear of, you know, was abused or whatever. Doesn't like gas slapping, but she really likes it when you pull her hair. You don't know. And so the good news is that with each person you're with. And this goes for women too. It's like a new. Every couple creates their Own sexual dance together, if you will.
Cool. I like it all.
We're out.
That's it.
That was so much fun. I could go to sleep. I could drive a car.
That would not be good. You're gonna have to call one of my sponsors.
Okay, Any final words from the amazing sex peoples?
What? Where are you guys at on 1 to 10 right now?
Where are you at on Wednesday? 12.
All right, 12.
Yes.
No, I think you're lying.
I'm not getting it.
To be truthful, I'm at a nine.
There you go.
How about that?
I'm like a seven and a half.
We'll get drunk next time.
Nobody cares.
We gotta do a Vegas show where we get completely plaster.
Love you guys. Thank you so much. Thank you. Madison Sax with Emily in our new outfit. Dude, I didn't even tell you. Outfit. It's gonna be awesome. Okay, thank you, everyone, for listening. Was it good for you? Email me feedbackexfemily.com. was it sexy?
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