Episode 290 - Hand Jobs 2

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Look into his eyes. They're the eyes of a man obsessed by sex.

Eyes that mock our sacred institutions. Bedroom eyes, they call them in a bygone day.

Hey, Emily, you got a boyfriend? Because my man E here, he just got his heart broken. He thinks you're kind of cute.

A girl's gotta have her standard.

Oh my. The women know about shrinkage.

Isn't it common knowledge? What do you mean? Like laundry? It shrinks.

Can we not talk about sex so much? Are you kidding me?

Oh, my God. Wow, that feels so good.

Being bad feels pretty good. You know, Emily's not the kind of girl you just play with.

You're listening to Sex with Emily. We're talking about sex, relationships, and everything in between. For more information, go to sexwithemily.com where you can do so many things. At sexwithemily.com you can ask me a question. Any of your sex questions will be answered. Sex or relationships questions you can vote in our poll. You can become a friends with benefits member, which we hope that everyone be. You can Read our blog. You can watch our videos. There's so much happening.

Yeah. And there's live video every single day.

Live video every day of this show. This show is live video one to two, Pacific Standard Time, Monday through Friday, except Wednesday, so we're so happy to be here. It's Friday. Happy Friday. Yay.

I know.

I'm so, so happy.

So excited. Are you so happy it's Friday.

So happy.

Let me guess, you're gonna rest and not do anything all this weekend.

No, I've got a huge weekend ahead of me. Yeah, I'm going. I'm going to a wedding tomorrow night. One of my former interns is getting married, and that'll be fun, I think. And then I'm going to my party on Sunday in Golden Gate park. And then I'm going sailing on the bay.

Sailing on the bay.

Have you ever done that?

No, because it's all this shit.

Exactly. I'm kind of like, nerve friend asked me. I'm like, yeah, sailing's like a great idea in theory on the bay. But it's so frigging cold in San Francisco. Even if it's hot, it's cold on the bay. Yeah. So that's what I'm doing.

Can you believe where I'm going on Saturday?

Where?

I hate to admit it.

Oh, my God. Wine tasting.

Not wine tasting, but I am going to a winery.

How did I know?

Okay, the only reason I'm going to the winery is there's a music festival at the winery and it's not in Napa. If it was in Napa, I would not go. It is in Livermore.

There's a winery in Livermore.

There's 50 winery.

Oh, I knew that. That's right. Livermore. Sort of like a mini wine country.

Yeah.

Wow. Well, maybe you'll have some nice merlot at a Chardonnay.

25 bands.

Sounds awful. It'll be warm there, though.

Oh, no.

So that's what you're doing?

Yeah, I'm gonna be there Saturday. I'm gonna go to Pixar tonight, watch a movie. Yeah, I'm gonna see Contagion.

Oh, yeah. I was just reading about that.

Really?

Yeah. It's supposed to be really good. Did it come out yet or.

I don't know.

I think it. I usually get one of my new section news stories, talks about.

Really?

Yeah.

Yeah. I don't know. They usually get movies beforehand, so it's probably not.

Did you go by yourself without me?

Sometimes.

I know you never wait.

You want to be my plus one?

I always Want to be your plus one. How many times you have to tell you that? I want to be your plus one and you never plus one me.

Next time, I have a plus next.

Time, blah, blah, blah.

Thank you. And if I invite you, you better not be going to some stupid wine tasting, new restaurant, opening some my friend is at some weird sex orgy.

Crap like that.

If I'm your plus one, I'm your girl.

If I invite you, you better freaking go. Of course.

All right, Menace, done and done. Okay, everyone, listen. Today's show, you can call us at any time at 415-992-7392. However, you can't call us from Skype, so that will not work.

Use your phone, use your phone.

Use your cell phone, use your home phone. If you've got 1-415-992-7392, we can answer all your questions or we can take your comments.

And there's a thing one of my co workers remind me of when I used to do my night show on the radio, I used to do a thing called Man Up Fridays.

Okay.

I like to bring that to this show.

Okay, do it.

Be a man. Pick up the phone and call us. Don't, you know, try to talk through the computer or anything like that. Don't be a puss. Just call us up.

Just call us. Your freaking crash in your comments, what's.

A tip that you can give about being a man? What do you think?

Be confident, be confident, be confident. Don't be wishy washy. Don't say I don't know what to do and grab me and throw me against the wall sometimes and have sex with me. Oh, hey, hey, ho. Is that right?

Is that. It's that easy?

Yeah.

In the confines of your home?

In the confines of my home. Not like on the street. When I'm walking away from here, it's only one o' clock in the afternoon. Good tips for men. God, I feel like I give them all the time. But I think that some of them, and I would say don't. If you like someone, ask them out. You've got nothing to lose. You're just going to sit and pine for some chick if you like or ask her out the second you meet her. Whatever, like, just do it. Go for it. That's what I got to say. Just go for everything if you're a dude. Okay, today's show, we're going to it's hand job show part two. We got to finish up the handjobs from yesterday. We're also going to Talk about how to become a better kisser. Because, you know, if you're a bad kisser, it can be the kiss of death. Your kid can be. Your kiss can be the kiss of death to the relationship. And that is a frigging bummer. I have a friend who just got back. I told this yesterday, but she came back from a date. She was really excited. It was her third date, and she always waits to make out for on the third date. And she's like, I know we're gonna make out tonight. I'm so excited. He's hot. He's all these things. And she was really attracted to him. And he comes in for the kiss, and it was like this sloppy, awful kiss. So we're gonna teach you how to correct that, what not to do. Because you're kissing might be ruining your life, at least your relationships. So we're gonna get into that, and then we're gonna be reading your emails that you sent to FeedBakexamily.com. so I want everyone to email me FeedBackexamily.com or, well, oh, it's free Friday too. Hello, Free Friday. This show is free to everybody. So thanks, everyone, for listening. Free Fridays. Ooh, love it. You have to email me feedbackexwithemily.com. i will answer any of your sex, relationship, dating, marriage, love questions that you have. We will do that. And if you're friends with benefits, member, we answer your emails first. We answer them right away. You get priority. And that's amazing. We totally appreciate that. So happy free Friday to everybody. And then we've also got sex in the news and the emails. Some topics in the emails. It doesn't even say here what the topics are. So I'm just gonna tell you, surprise you with the topics. And we've got our poll.

You're really into polls.

I love our polls. We do two polls a week. What are you really into, huh?

I like hearing from the people. The people. I like the feedback. I love people emailing the show.

You don't like the polls, though?

I like the polls.

You hate the polls Sometimes. Why do you hate my polls?

Because I didn't make them.

Dude, you don't do anything.

What? I can't make you a fool.

But I.

You don't want to be on right now if it wasn't for you.

Dude, nothing would be on right now if it wasn't for you. I get it, Menace. I get. I get what you contribute to this world, to the sex with Emily world. So I just got interviewed. This is something that stresses me out from my hometown paper, the Detroit Free Press.

Oh, my God. How embarrassing is this gonna be for your family?

It's gonna be embarrassing because she interviewed me for an hour about why I'm. My sex life. And I mean, not my sex life, but how. How is a nice. What's a nice girl from Michigan doing with a show called Sex with Emily? Like, how does a nice girl from the Midwest get into sex? And so it was like, questions about my childhood. And like, I told her I played a lot with Barbie and Ken dolls. And she was like. I'm like, well, actually it was Barbie and GI Joe because my brother had GI Joe and I thought Ken was kind of a pussy. And she said, well, did they have a good relationship? What kind of relationship was Barbie and Ken? Like, she was getting into my psyche. I was like, I don't remember. Like, they went to the beach in the Barbie beach bus. Anyway, it was intense. So then she's interviewing my mom and my brother and she's doing profile pieces. My book's coming out, everyone. I've tell you that my book is coming out October 11th. It's called Hot Sex. Over 200 things you can try tonight. And you can buy it online right now. You can pre order it if you want, but we'll be talking a lot more about that.

Why pre order the hell out of it?

Preorder the hell out of my book. I know.

You tell me nothing.

I know. It's on Amazon. You can buy it or Simon and Schuster. And it is a frigging awesome book. I'm really, really proud of it. And also, yeah, that's what I got. So it was a little stressful because it's like talking about yourself. Not that I don't like talking about myself, but for like an hour and into, like, why I am the way I am and what are my parents think of what I do. So she's like, just talk to them and ask them. Good times. Maybe I'll talk to you. But you. Yeah, talk to me.

I would say nothing but nice things. I'd be a sweetheart.

Oh, you are sweet. You are sweet. Okay, I try. Yeah. So what else? Anything else that you need to share?

Nothing.

You were gonna hang out last night and you were gonna set up my dvr.

Yeah, I went to bed really early.

I know. And I was working till 7:30.

I know. What the hell?

What the hell? I was on a very important phone call, which I told you about.

Okay.

Yeah. It went on and on and on, but. And then I just. Yeah. Went home and worked some more, which was super fun. But this weekend I'm feeling like I'm, like, chock full of plans. Tonight's a friend's birthday party, so I'm not gonna sit home and work all weekend and be lame. Lame.

Are you gonna hang out with any dudes? A little bit maybe? Yeah, Maybe a little sprinkle.

Little sprinkle of guys, sprinkle in pepper. And some men here and there don't really know. Don't really know what's gonna happen. And then we have a contest going on. We've gotten amazing responses to this, so everyone keep it coming because we'll be picking a winner on Tuesday. The contest is what would you give up for amazing sex? What in your life are you, like, God? Okay, I'll give up my iPhone for amazing sex. I'd give up chocolate or I'd give up whatever. What would you give up for amazing sex? We've gotten some funny answers. You can tweet me. Tweet it to me. Sex with Emily or Facebook or email me feedbackexthemy.com because you'll be winning a special prize from AdamandEve.com and it vibrates. And it's phallic shaped. That's all I'm going to tell you.

Okay?

Okay.

It's phallic shaped.

It's phallic shaped. And it vibrates. You'll be so psyched. So then that's what I got to say about that. And then Monday's show, we'll be talking about crazy sex accidents. They're hilarious. What do you mean, show? I can't tell you, okay? I can't reveal my sources. And then our poll, okay, so here's. Where's our poll for last week? Here's the results. What's the naughtiest piece of media you've ever created? Okay, here's the results. Now, I know I've talked about it, but the results are 5% say dirty.

Voicemails because that's dumb.

I know. My interns can't.

24% says a sexy text message. A sexy text message. 24% also said a sex tape. And 47% said nude photos.

Nude photos.

Everyone's taking new pictures. Does anybody pay attention to the media where all your nude photos are showing up, like, on the COVID of the paper, cover of the Internet, all over the Internet or whatever? Like, it's. It's not even. If you trust this person and you're in love and you're like, it's a really good idea for me to Send him a picture of me naked right now. It's not a good idea.

Can I just.

Can I. Can I ride the wave of that message?

No, you're just being. Why a lady.

You know, like, Nancy Reagan was like, no. On drugs. And like, every. Like, the Hillary Clinton was all about healthcare. Can I be all about, like, no on nudity pictures? It's all about, can that be my platform look when I go to the top look? No. A nudity can take pictures. Why not?

Here's the deal. How about this?

If you're afraid that somebody else might see the nude photo, then you shouldn't take the photo. How about that?

Yeah, but they think, oh, it's my boyfriend, and I'm in love.

Less.

Do they know that they're gonna break up in five minutes? So don't even trust your boyfriend. Don't trust your boyfriend.

Why are you trying to keep nude photos off the Internet?

Because I think. Because once you take a nude photo, it's out there. And this guy, when you break up with him and you dump him and cheat on him or break his heart or he breaks your heart, he's gonna show it to all his buddies, if he hasn't already. For sure he's drunk. Especially if you send, like, a drunk naked photo, it's likely that your boyfriend's drunk on the other end and he's sitting at a table with his friends. He's gonna be like, check out what I just saw. Right? Don't guys share?

No, I wouldn't share that. Not my girlfriend. Hell, no. Maybe some random.

Haven't any of your friends ever shared a picture of their girlfriend with you or their girl that they're sleeping with?

Nope.

They've never been like, check out her rack. Look at my phone. Look at her rack.

Nope.

Never.

Why would you want to show.

I think that guys do that.

No, that you guys would do that. Oh, check out his penis, and blah, blah. Because you guys are way more filthier than guys are. Well, you just. You have this perception that, oh, guys are just, you know, going in this detail. They're like, this is the only detail that happens. Did you have sex with her? Yeah. Cool. All right. That's it. There's no like, oh, I did this and did that. That's. We think that's gross.

I think it's like, did you bang her? Do you want to bang? I think guys goes like this, like, did you bang her? Yeah. Or did you bang her? No. Do you want to bang her? Yeah. Did you bang a friend? I'd run a bang a friend or something like that.

Like, it's not like, oh. Because the thing. See, the thing is, like, we don't.

Talk about the kissing.

We don't think there's hot. We don't think it's hot because there's another guy in what's being like, described. You know, if it was, like, two girls going at it, we're like, oh, I saw this girl totally go down. It was hot. And then she put her finger there and there. And then they went and did that. Then, yeah, guys would get.

But you don't want.

I know about my friend being naked. That's gross.

Yeah. I don't know. I do. But that's what I do for a living.

No, but you guys are filthy. Like, women share that kind of stuff all the time.

All the time. Especially me. Because I need to know how every single. I know how every single of my friend's orgasms. Like, on top or bottom or did you have an orgasm? Like, that's my first question. They're like, do you have sex? You have an orgasm? I always want to know.

Yeah, guys don't share that kind of stuff. And then it's weird because, you know, when you. How can I share this without getting too much stuff away? But, like, when people. When friends, girls and stuff like that, or they're like in a clique or something like that, and they. And then they ended up sleeping with, like, the same guy. Girls seem, like, way more cool with that kind of stuff than guys.

Yeah, I have a lot of friends who've slept with the same guy. I've had. I've had. In the last few weeks, three girls call me about the same guy. They're boning.

Yeah.

And they're banging.

They're all. Sometimes they're, like, giving high fives each other. Like that guys, they don't like that.

No, you wouldn't want to be the same girl as your friend. Yeah, that's true. I think that some women are okay with that.

See, you guys are way more filthier than we are. So don't say that we're there describing things, because we're not.

I know, but I feel like you.

Would share, so I'm not gonna be sharing. I'm not gonna share naked pictures with myself.

Okay, but I've had guys show me naked pictures that girls have sent them, so I just assume they show them to you too.

No.

Maybe they think that your morals are so strong. They don't show them to me. They're like, hey, look at this hot chick, but whatevs. Okay, so, new poll. The new poll is, what is your favorite way to be kissed? Since our show's about kissing today.

Um, my penis.

Here are the options. I didn't say favorite place. I said favorite way.

Oh, damn it.

Lots of tongue. Open mouth with minimal tongue. Aggressive with some biting. A long closed mouth peck. Like a long, sensual closed mouth pack. Which one?

I would say open mouth, minimal tongue.

Yeah, I think I'd agree with that.

That's what I would go with.

Open mouth, minimal tongue. What do you think? Sexwithemily.com Go there, find out, do it. And also, if you want three months free of sex with Emily, which is amazing, all you gotta do is go. Like our Facebook fan page, and we'll be picking a winner every single day for the next few weeks. And you can get three months free. As you know, we're doing four shows a week. Friends with benefits. You get toys, you get presents. You get things. You get answers to your emails.

I was just thinking about this kiss that I saw on television. It was. It was on the Jersey Shore. It was.

It was between Dina and Pauly D. And she's, like, basically ripping his bottom lip off. Like, she's pulling on it and it's just yanking on it.

Like her teeth.

Yeah. And if I. I've had that happen before. I don't like it.

You don't like it? You don't like the bottom lip tug? Yeah, I don't mind it. I like. I think the thing about kissing is that you need a variation. So I wouldn't mind, but I can't remember last time. Don't they usually do the. I guess they do the bottom lip. That is the upper lip. Can't remember, but I haven't. I guess I have had bad kissers. I can't remember, but I kind of.

Like the little peck thing.

But you don't like when girls do that to you?

No.

Okay, good stuff. But I did learn something new about you yesterday because I thought you. You didn't like your balls touched all around. I always assume menace no balls. But. But you did say it was okay to put them in if a woman put them in her mouth. And I thought that was, like, illuminating new information.

That's a nice place to put them. Correct.

I was like, never touch menace balls. Okay. Girls, like, I feel like I'm doing. Women you date should listen to the show because I feel like we learn what they shouldn't.

I'll be totally embarrassed.

Really? I'll be embarrassed, too. I Always assume no one's like, none of my friends are listening. No one's listening.

When I go.

I've gone out with girls that listen to the show after we've gone out, and then they'll say something about. Because I'll be describing something that happened between. Between them and I. Oh, really? And then they'll. I'll be totally embarrassed. I can't even talk about it.

I know. I'm so embarrassed too. And they're like, oh, so you did. I know. I'm like, I'd rather guys that I'm dating not listen.

No, they should.

I mean, in a way, especially the guys you.

That you date.

I've gone in phases where I thought that this would be very helpful because I'm talking about all of my beliefs.

But the problem is when you date multiple people, then you can't.

That's when I get into trouble when I'm dating multiple people and they're all listening and they don't know who I'm talking about. And I'm not particularly saying nice things. That's bad.

That's why you gotta use. You don't use names.

I never use names unless I slip, but I've never used names. I change. I change their names. I change their age. I changed the time of time I've dated them. Also, if you want 30 minutes free of Fire TV, you just have to go to firetv.com Become a friends of Benefits member. You have to sign up for an account there. You do to put in your credit card, but they won't charge you. And it's Fire TV is the Netflix of porn. You get 20,000 porn titles. It's amazing. So. So check out Fire TV. It's my new favorite thing, and that's what I got. We can go into some news if you'd like. Madness. How you feeling about sex news?

I am excited to see what you came up with. Contagion on how that's gonna be in the sex news.

Okay.

Contagion is a movie coming out with.

I'll tell you, Matt Damon, that whore.

What's her name?

Gwyneth Paltrow.

Gwyneth Paltrow.

Yeah. It's a story about her.

She's, like, slept with every single.

No, she has. She's been married for years.

Yeah, but she's, like, dated every dude in Hollywood.

A lot of dudes.

They always say that. She's had all the golden dicks in Hollywood.

Wow. Who? Like Ben Affleck. Oh, Brad Pitt.

Brad Pitt. I think she was with Clooney.

Good for her.

I can see. I can pull it up right now.

Wow, that's awesome. Good for her with the golden dick. She should get a board for that.

What's crazy is like you never see her.

She's already won an Oscar. But she should get like a phallic shaped. Phallic shaped award for sleeping with all those hot men. Yeah. So some sex in the news is China sex ed dolls. Last week, Shanghai list. Shanghai list, Shanghaiest. It's a newspaper, I guess, posted pictures of young children learning about the human body by playing with dolls that feature very lifelike parks, including genitalia with public pubic hair. I'm worried that it's not good for the kids. Sexual knowledge so early. So the Associated Press reports in 2009, a study found that while two thirds of adolescents and young adults and child had very limited levels of sexual reproductive health knowledge, they were open to premarital sexual. So whatever. People are upset with these China sex dolls. They need more sex education in China for sure. That's a huge population. They shouldn't just have.

Ridiculous.

Yeah, it's massive. So.

So are they gonna be Emily? Emily sex dolls?

Yes. I would like to make a sex doll one day.

Would you?

Yeah. Oh, of me?

Yeah.

Like an Emily action figure figure. I don't think so.

Why not?

I don't know. What would you do with it? Like a Blow up doll.

What would you do with it? Let me see. Let me see.

You mean like a sex Blow up doll?

Yeah.

Awesome.

If you want to see that. People feedback at Sex with me dot com.

Feedback dot com. Do you want Emily Blow up doll? Yeah. And if you get enough smiley and.

Friendly, you get enough votes it might happen.

Okay. Vote for me. Vote for the Blow up dial. Okay, Menace, this is for you. Straight Grindr is here we always talked about. So Grindr is an app that is for the gay community, right? Mostly or exclusively?

Well, Grindr is definitely exclusive for the gay.

Right? So it's an app that gay men can download for their smartphone and they can find other single men in their proximity. Right. And they can track whatever. So if you have gay male friends, you've probably heard them mention Grindr at least once, if not a thousand times. And Menace has mentioned it a lot too, which I'm not sure because I don't think he's gay, but he likes to talk about it. For those of you not familiar with the app, the GPS technology to check other gay men in your vicinity available for meetups. Basically, you can look at your phone, find out which men are at the same bar or at the same block at the moment. You can check out their stats and phone chat and decide in a meeting place if you choose. Soon they'll be able to draw. Others call it a slutty hookup heaven.

Mm.

And other people say it's revolutionized their dating life. So is it revolutionize your dating life, or is it making you a slut? Probably a little bit of both. Soon we'll be able to draw our own conclusions. This week, the company is launching a version of the app for heterose called Project Amicus. Am I C U S okay? And you're thinking, it won't work for straight people.

Well, do you know what's funny is I was reading Twitter the other day, and I think it was maybe Gawker. Is that where he got the story? No, Gawker tweeted out, finally, the. The Grindr app for straight people is here. It will never work.

Yeah, that's what you always say. It won't work.

I think they were listening to the show and took that tweet.

They probably did listen to the show because it won't work. Because why you think? Because we're too. Because then dudes will just be like.

We'Re just gonna be a thousand dudes and one maybe horny chick. It's not. They're not on the same level.

You think that women aren't going to be like, oh, there's a hot guy sitting over there. You never know. It could revolutionize the way.

No, I'm just saying the percentages of women. There's going to be one women. Well, sorry, I'm trying to find that Gwyneth Paltrow list.

There's the percentage of guys versus women. It's just going to be overwhelming. For every one chick, there's going to be. Honestly, they'll probably be a hundred guys.

Right?

For everyone. Trick. Well, she might think that's awesome.

100 guys for a chick. Yeah, sign me up. I'll do it.

So, yeah, women.

But what if I'm out with my friends and we're having, like, drinks with girl. Like, girls night out, and then we're like, oh, there's hot guys over there. Let's.

It's all up to women to make this app work.

I'd like to try. I'd like to try it just for fun. Just like, I want to try online dating and how. I want to try speed dating.

Let's download that.

I want to try all different kinds of date. Like, I think that that's my job here in the universe. I can try these things and let you know if it works or not.

I'll download it right now.

Okay. Awesome. I think it's launching next week, though. Okay. Gay marriage inspired Joy Behar to marry boyfriend after 29 years. She was with her boyfriend for 29 years and never got married. But she explains why she and her boyfriend, Steve Janowitz decided to get married last month. After 29 years, she says, after a honeymoon for 29 years, we decided to ruin it and get married. The passage of gay marriage in New York, we did have an influence on me. It brought to my consciousness why gays needed to get married. And I thought if it was a good reason for me to get married. And so did Steve. So we did it. If he was going to get down to one knee, I wanted to be during time when he could still get up from one knee because he's old. So she thought just because gay marriage is so contentious and if the gays can get married in New York and she should do it herself.

29 years and not married.

Yeah.

My mom went 10 years without getting married to her third husband, which I thought was impressive.

29 years. Well, how long is Steadman and Oprah been going? That long?

30 years, maybe. Yeah, long time. They never got married.

People do it.

People are gonna stop getting married soon, but I'll let them do it for now. Okay.

Usually was, like, for financial gain, like.

Right. It helped you, but it doesn't really anymore.

No, it doesn't at all.

I know. Like, what are the benefits of getting married?

Especially when you're a guy. You get screwed over in California.

Yeah, that's true.

No matter what you want to get. No matter if. I would love to get married. I should move to another state, though, because even if your chick cheats on you, that whore.

That whore gets half of everything, goes.

Behind your back, sleeps with some other guy, she gets half of everything and then gets to hang out with the new guy that has money, too and probably takes half of his shit, too. Like, it's terrible.

Yeah.

It shouldn't be like that. It should be.

But if a woman makes more money than a guy, Same thing.

Yeah, but no, it doesn't matter how much money you make.

Like, you really get half of everything.

That's not. That's not right. I don't think it's right.

Yeah, you do get half. Women get half.

I don't.

As income.

Yeah, but I don't think that's right.

If. Yeah, you do. It is it's an equal. What's it called? Equal state. Whatever.

I don't think that is right. More.

Oh, it's not right. Like you're. Like. You're not saying I'm wrong. You're saying it's not right.

Yeah.

Hello. You're not gonna change that.

We're here.

We're here, we're here. Hello.

Yeah, I just don't. I just don't think it's right because you. You get everything that you pay for. So if you're a woman, you have a job, you get to keep all the belongings that you paid for. If you put a certain amount of money into a house, then you should get all the money back from what you put into that house.

Right? La la, la. Perfect.

It should be equal.

Yeah. That's not gonna happen, though. Yeah, but I feel like I should have already been married and divorced by now.

Why you keep on saying that lately? What's going on?

I just feel like I should have gone through the whole divorce process.

Oh, that's.

This is stupid thing to say.

Stupid things. I don't want to say it, but. Nonsense.

It's a really stupid thing to say. I kind of feel like.

Why? Why would you want to go through all that?

I don't want to get married and divorce, but I feel like I could see it have already happening to me by now just so I could have experienced it. Not that I might still experience marriage because I messed up. I went through a lot of divorces in my life. So anyway, I just think that I could have seen that already happening to me by now. Except for the fact that I never wanted to get married.

You're not gonna get married. I'm not getting going back to Gwyneth Paltrow.

Go ahead. Who she bang? Who is she? Banged.

She hooked up with Robert Sheen. Leonard. You would know him if you saw him.

Okay.

Brad Pitt.

Okay.

Ben Affleck.

Chris Hines. I think that's the.

Yeah, he's like a mo. Like a Heinz ketchup.

Aaron Eckhart.

Oh, he's cute, right?

You know who he is? Here's the pictures there. And then Scott Speedman.

Oh, I know him.

Brian Adams. Okay, that's odd.

Some Prince of Spain, Luke Wilson.

Luke Wilson I love and I would do Luke Wilson in a heartbeat.

Some random guy. And then now Chris Martin.

It's a pretty good run.

Pretty good one. Now you're locked up with kids, but they're never photographed with each other together.

I know why?

Because I secretly think he's gay.

Okay, well, we're getting into it.

Really?

No, I'm just kidding.

Okay, Okay. A new book says black women should marry white men. Is marriage just for white people? Asks author Richard Banks.

What?

So meet Audrey Jones. She's 39, attractive, multilingual. She's got a big job at a multinational consulting company. Multinational consulting company in Washington. But she's not a big ego. She's funny, thoughtful and smart. There's just one thing missing from her life.

What?

A husband. At this point, I thought I'd be married with children, she says. I'm trying to get to a point where I accept that marriage may never happen. Her situation may not be ideal, but she is a poster child for a breed of African American women like her. Educated, successful, family minded, yet persistently single. On a seemingly endless hunt for middle class black men to fit into her family portrait. But in a culture where the black male middle class is shrinking, if it's not already invisible, 1 in 4 black men will end up in jail. Fewer than half graduate from high school. Audrey is stuck in the center of a new book called African American Marriage Decline. And it says, sociologists have lamented the marriage crisis among the black poor. They think that African American women are half as likely as white women to be married and twice as likely never to marry.

Wow.

Very interesting.

Is Marriage for White People. And that's the name of the book.

I think eventually.

There. Eventually there will only be one race.

Yeah, maybe. I don't know, because there's so.

I mean, here in California there's so many. I know interracial couples. I actually, I'm trying to think if I know anybody that's really married the same race.

Yeah, I guess a lot of my friends too. I don't even think about it. But yeah. Yeah. This wedding I'm Toronto is like mixed race. I don't even think about it because we live in this wonderland.

Yeah.

Where everything goes okay. Gwyneth Paltrow is my next story.

Whore.

Whore. Gwyneth Paltrow. Still love you. Still advise you.

Awesome blog about high society living.

You don't like her? Do you think she's hot?

No. Yeah, I think she's good looking. Okay, she's good looking.

I never know with you who you think is hot or not. But she's not your type? Blonde?

No, she's not my type.

But you do.

Or if it happened, if the situation came to it.

Yeah, if I had to.

She on your wank list?

She's not on my list.

Is that thing from yesterday?

She's not on My wank list.

But this week was actually really good shows. So everyone should go back back and listen to the shows from this week and become a Friends member. She's on your list. Okay.

But I mean, if she was in the room and she was down, I guess I would have sex with her.

You would?

That's so cool. But she has. Oh, no.

Yeah.

I ain't trying to pay for no kids, though.

Won't pay no kids. Well, it's. Chris Martin will take care of that.

Oh, yeah, he has money, so.

But Gwyneth Paltrow still admires her famous friends who have cheated. While promoting her new movie Contagion with co star Matt. Matt Damon at the Venice Film Festival, she's. Gwyneth Paltrow was asked a hot button topic about cheating. And she said, I'm a great romantic, but I also think you can be a romantic and a realist. Life is complicated and long, and I know people that I respect and admire and look up to have had extramarital affairs. She says we're flawed. We're human beings and sometimes you make choices and other people are going to choose. She cheated.

That's what cheaters say.

That's their problem. But I think the more I live my life, the more I learn not to judge people for what they do. I think we're all trying to do our best, but life is complicated. So who is she talking about? Her famous friends who've cheated. Does she like BFFs that have cheated? Because it's saying that. She's saying that she still respire. Admires her friends who have cheated.

Well.

Never admitted, but Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie.

Right.

Because he was married. He was married to Jennifer Aniston and then he. He was doing a movie for sure.

Cheated. If anyone thinks that. That cheating did not go on. It totally went on. They were like, living in the same. Same state, filming a movie like Far From Home, and then all of a sudden they hook up. Yeah, they for sure cheated. How could they not admit that? It's so obvious he cheated on her.

But they haven't admitted it.

So it's obvious. They were on a movie together and like five minutes later they're in Africa and they're having sex. It's done.

They're having sex in Africa.

Yeah. Didn't they? I kind of remember that.

And they're adopting babies.

Yeah, exactly. Like 100 children.

They have like six children.

She's probably psyched she's not with them anymore. Jennifer Aniston.

Yeah. Yeah, I guess. No, I Was just thinking about. I think it was him or somebody was commenting on how she likes to toke. Like, and he wasn't into that.

Marijuana?

Yeah. Oh, like, she was a toker.

I like her.

And she. Yeah, I think she's cool.

I think he talked too, though. I heard.

Yeah, but I think he was like, you know, he was a. He was hanging out with Angelina Jolie and he was above that by. By that time, so.

Above token. Yeah. Who are these people? You should be down with it.

Yeah.

Okay, we can move into some emails now because that's all the sex in the news I have today. Unless you have something to add.

How's your sex in the news?

No news.

Any sex in your news? Any sex in your future since the.

Last time we talked? No. In my future. No plans. But apparently there's this. The music festival. There's gonna be this big after party at the winery.

Okay.

And there's gonna be, like a mansion and it's gonna be a private party. So maybe I'll run into some hot.

Ladies, some floozy and doer when I'm wasted. That sounds awesome, Menace. Just use protection.

I'm just gonna drink wine and talk. Perfect.

You're gonna drink wine. No, they'll have other stuff there. Yeah, maybe not.

It's gonna be. It's get. It's bunch of bands. There's gonna be beer there. Okay, but I hate beer.

You do?

Yeah.

You have weird drinks.

No, because I want to get drunk and then you have to drink like a thousand.

Not me. I need two glasses of wine or two beers. And I'm drunk. Okay, but I'm a lightweight.

What are you doing after this?

Yeah, totally. Can we blow off the rest of the day and just get drunk? Because I've got a lot to do and I don't like doing any of it. Okay, so emails. You have a new fan of the show because I put your advice to practice. It's a long story, but it had three very happy endings for her first time. Three. She couldn't wait to look you up online. Be well, Jeff. Awesome. So Jeff wrote in that he. It's a long story and hopefully he'll write more. But he gave a woman three orgasms because he listened to sex with Emily. This is why people need to subscribe to the show. Okay, I'm not, like, whatever, tooting my own horny hair, but I have to say that I've saved and helped and enhanced thousands upon thousands upon hundreds of thousands. Okay, I see how vague. I know sex lives with people. Because you listen to the show, we give you practical advice every day that you can use. So I hope you will become a friends benefits member and support the show because it means a lot to us and it means we can keep bringing you more sex information every day. I love Jeff. I love him. I love that that happened. He gave her three orgasms for her first time because he was listen to the show. But I want to know. He was like in a rush. I'm like, what did you do? Like why did she have the three orgasms? What did you do? Jeff, email me back.

Explain in detail.

Explain. We need to know. I mean, I appreciate that that happened, but okay. Hey, Emily and Menace. I love the show. I found it on itunes. Searching for sex. Surprise, surprise. I'm a 22 year old gay male in a 6 month relationship. And while I don't believe in the perfect relationship or the perfect person, it would be beneficial for me to hear about a long term male gay couples who are committed and monogamous, a true rarity among the gay community. I strongly feel the dynamic of two males being in a relationship is not completely understood or even studied for that matter. Thus, it would be nice to get advice and tips on relationships that pertain to gay relationships. Or maybe you could suggest reading material. Love, trevor from Nebraska. P.S. emily. Oh, he wrote in yesterday too. I think you will know when you have found a guy you truly love when you choose a date. When you choose a date with him over going to your ex's cabin. Because I go and I agree with Menace. I'm sure people get down and dirty at the cabin. I mean seriously, the plethora of sex toys you have plus lots of horny women and wine equals troubles. Add an ex in the mix is disaster.

She just lies to you people.

I'm not lying. I went to the cabin and I had no sex.

We just hang out at the cabin.

We do.

Me two single guys just hanging out at the kitchen.

I'm telling you, I got naked shower outside. They don't even look. I swear to God.

Right, right.

I swear in my life. We're such good friends. You don't have friends like this. They don't care.

Naked shower outside. Two straight males were there and they didn't look?

No.

Are you out of your mind?

Yeah, always. But no, they didn't look. They don't. They don't.

How do you know they didn't look?

There's a curtain around. It's an outdoor shower.

Oh, so they didn't peek through the curtain?

No. But I got undressed and got in.

The shower and they weren't in the cabin masturbating.

They were in. They were on the deck. They could have peeked around, but I just know and it was sense. Can I be honest? I wouldn't care.

Good. But I just like. Not use the thing.

Not use the curtain.

Not use the curtain.

Yeah, Suds up my whole body for them.

Check out my ass, fellas. I know you want a piece.

I know you want this ass. You want to tap my ass. I know it's hard for people to explain, but when you have long term friendships and exes make perfect.

You guys want to sleep with you, right?

No.

Have you slept with any of them?

One. My ex.

Yeah, but I'm just saying the other guys.

No, the other guy doesn't want to sleep with me at all. In fact, I even asked him. I'm like, you don't care. You would never. We're the only ones who ends up together.

He's lying.

He's not lying. He's not lying. Not everybody wants to sleep with me, I swear to God.

No, I'm just. Guys just want to like sleep with women.

Right? Right.

Like at a cabin and you're the only woman there.

Single woman.

Why wouldn't he want to sleep with you?

I mean, maybe. Yes.

Maybe what?

No, no, no, no. Okay, let's go back to Trevor's real question and that is P.S. his P.S. was about me, but his question is about. He's 22 year old in a six month relationship and he doesn't believe in the perfect relationship. So he's wondering more about gay relationships. We haven't had done a lot of gay relationships lately, but I guess living in. Sarah, he lives in Nebraska. Yeah, but living in San Francisco. I know so many men who are in healthy gay relationships and it doesn't mean that they've been together for a long time, 10, 20 years. And I just think that they do have different rules. Sometimes they give each other a hall pass. Sometimes they. They're more in an open relationship where they can sleep with other people, but they have to be honest about it. I mean, they have different rules. I don't think they're your traditional monogamous relationship, a lot of them. But maybe we should get one of our gay friends on here who's in a couple and talk about their relationship.

Man, to be honest, I don't really know too many.

Oh, I do. I know a few that are just.

I do.

I knew, I knew one, but they ended up breaking up after like 15 years.

Yeah, I know, I know, I know those two. And someone cheated. I just think in the gay community it's different with cheating and having more free flowing sex.

Yeah, I think there's a guy, I mean, well, I don't know about females. I don't know how lesbian, how lesbians were. Because I don't really have any lesbian friends, I don't think.

Yeah, I, maybe I have one, but I haven't talked to her in a long time.

Right.

And I don't know how free flowing is. I have a lot of gay guy friends and they're just all about the boning, you know? Right, they're all about it. I mean, they have relationships where they have boyfriends, but their, their relationship is open.

Right, you know? Exactly. Yeah. A lot of, a lot of the gay couples I know have like, have like the hall pass or have open relationships, but they're still together and monogamous.

And then I go, I, I asked them, I go, when you're in the club for like 10 minutes and you're already taking a guy home, like, how does that happen? And they go, it's just a look. You just give him a look?

Yeah, it's like a look. Like, totally. That's what they do. They hook up so much easier. It's so much easier.

I wish I would just have like tractor beams to a chicken. Just look at them like, all right, that's it. So I don't have to talk to him forever.

I think you could do that. You could play that game. You just don't pick up women. You wait for them to throw themselves at you.

No way.

Which I don't know how that's going, but I would, I would hit on women if I were you. But he's saying it's monogamous and it's rare in the gay community, but he lives in Nebraska. So I'm saying, trevor, come out to San Francisco and I'll introduce you to some nice people who are in couples and you can talk to them about their relationships. And maybe we should bring some of them in the show. I think it was a great. We should break some. Excuse me, I'm tired. Okay. Not really, though. I just yawned. Do you ever yawn and you're not tired? Okay.

No. Well, it's contagious too.

Okay.

Yawning.

Are you gonna yawn now? Crazy.

Fighting it right now.

Okay, you're fighting the yawn.

It's Friday. What are you gonna drink today? Not that I'm alcoholic. You, you like this picture of me? Just waste.

I don't. You paint a picture of you as an alcoholic and I'm just joining in the choir.

I just believe there should. I'm just gonna start my own religion. And I believe that sex is enhanced by alcohol. I don't.

Sex. You don't even remember the sex you have? Probably.

I'm sure it's awesome. And I come highly recommend taking notes in your diary. Yeah, no, I just think that, you know, because you're nervous. Alcoholic. If you're alcoholic, that's not good. You need to get help. But if you can, you know, pace it out like I do.

Why do you think sex is so much better when you're having alcohol?

Because there was. There's this thing where you can prolong the experience with alcohol. You know what I'm saying?

No. So you don't ejaculate.

You won't be a one minute man. I don't know, like I.

Are you a one minute man when you don't have alcohol?

No, but I won't be able to go as long as if I didn't have.

How do you know? See, that's so messed up.

How?

Because you need to work on it. You need to pre game. You need to do the stop and starting method. But I think that alcohol is just numbing your senses. I don't think that you. I think that you're drunk. So, like everything's great. Like eating this dirt on the ground tastes great right now. Because I'm drunk.

No, but pizza.

Pizza is amazing when you're drunk. Yeah. Yeah, but how would that pizza be? You know what I mean? I don't really believe that you're second is enhanced. But you're drunk.

I think you don't remember people on the phone that would disagree with you.

Yeah, follow your alcoholic friends. Doesn't count. Don't count. Okay. Okay.

E, you never heard drunk sex is the best sex?

No, only from you, honey. I disagree. I have a lot of friends who actually sober and don't drink. And they said that their sex life is so much better now that they're.

Sober because they're just boring.

You should try sober sex. It's really good.

I do have sober sex in the morning once in a while, here and there.

You probably haven't in a long time.

Yeah, I have.

I don't. I don't advocate drunk sex that often. I mean, sure, it's fun when you remember, then you wake up hungover and then you have sex in the morning, and then. And then no one can have an orgasm. Because you're all hungover. Weird.

I feel dirty.

You do?

Yeah.

You want to shower?

I want a shower. And then we can have sex again.

Oh, okay.

It's all good. I'll have sex again in the morning. Just let me get a quick shower and.

Oh, you're really into your shower.

Like, you don't have to shower. It's fine. It's just me. I just. I feel kind of right.

Because you have that alcohol spillage all over you.

Yeah.

And dribble.

And dribble.

Right.

I got it in my house. But I really think that menace. You should try to have sober sex.

You're acting like I never do. I do.

You don't. You never have as far as I'm concerned. Okay, E, what's your advice and or thoughts about anal sex? And if you want to ask your girlfriend to try it with you? Do most women reject anal play? And I'm very aware of the risk of. And know that the parts of the body need to take extra time and care and always have safe sex. All the best to you, Bruce. What are my thoughts about anal sex? I think anal sex is. Dear Amy, nice accoutrement.

I want to stick it in my girlfriend's butt. What do you think?

I think you got to start slow. I think that you could ask her, or you could just start when you're having. When you're fooling around, you could put your finger. You could start to circle her anus with your finger with lube and see how she feels about it. And if she doesn't push her finger away and freak out, then you could start slowly inserting a finger in and see how that feels. And then slowly, slowly, just see how she reacts to it. And then if you do that, she put another finger and she might be more open to anal sex. And then you could talk about it. Hey, have you ever been interested in anal sex? So I think you start slow. You don't just, like, stick your penis inside of her anus. You would take it slow and you could ask her. You could just try to. I think that's what a lot of guys do. They just kind of play with that area and see how she reacts. She freaks out and jumps. That doesn't necessarily mean no, it just means that maybe she's never had it before, but it doesn't mean she's not curious about it. So you could also be like, ask her, like, did you like that? Does that feel good? If she's like, no, it feels awful. Well, then you know your answer. But if she's like, well, I don't know. It's kind of weird. I'm not used to it. Well, then your door's still open, so to speak. The back door. The back door is still open.

Don't you think it's good just to play around? I don't know that you.

Yeah, I mean, then also kind of, like, talk about it beforehand, maybe just in a joking manner. Don't act like you're serious.

Just say, what are you talking about? I want to f you in the ass.

Oh, you're loud right now.

All right. No, you just kind of joke about it, like, oh, hey, you know, like, I put in your butt. And then just like, keep laughing and then see where her.

See if she laughs back.

Yeah. And then she might be open to it. But then if she's like, no, never do that. I had.

An ex, which I was kind of. She. The subject came up. Not. I wasn't, like, trying to ask her about it, but she's like, oh, only gay people do that.

I was like, there. You know? Yeah.

I'm like, okay, then I should not date you either.

Right.

But why do you have that kind of.

No, just like that attitude towards.

That attitude towards it.

Right. It's kind of ignorant.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I didn't like that. A lot of things that. With me, that affects my. My how I'll be sexually with a woman is their attitude just on things that don't even have to do with sex.

Right. Exactly. No, it says a lot. Their attitudes about different things if they're uptight. Right. Okay, so hopefully that answered your question. I think it did. And we got to get into our sex tips because this day is just flying by because it's free Friday.

And sex till what drink. You're gonna drink after this?

Oh, I'm gonna drink wine because I'm going to a friend's girlfriend's birthday party tonight. It's all girls, and we all have to bring a bottle of red. Bottle of white.

We're gonna have a little drink after the show now.

Yeah. Do you want to.

Maybe one?

Really?

Where?

Seriously?

There's the St. Regis over here. I like.

Oh, my God, I love the St. Regis. Yeah. Can we really go drink?

Yeah.

Because I sort of have stuff to.

Do, but, like, eff it, it's Friday.

I love that idea.

Okay.

Okay. Because. But I have to get my dog.

Oh, damn.

We'll figure it out.

Yeah. See, dog? See?

Ladies and gentlemen. Honey, There you go. I didn't mean.

There you go.

I didn't Mean to get a dog. It was. She was given to me.

Oh, this is the story now. All right, everybody, quick recap. I know you listen to show all the time and didn't she kind of say, oh yeah, the dog is gone. I.

Have one of my ex men take care of the dog. And now she walked in the. Into the studio real quick. Oh yeah, I had the dog with me, but I knew not to bring the dog to the studio because he would get mad. I'm like, what is the dog doing still in your life?

Saint Regis allows dogs, but you're.

We're not staying at the hotel.

Doesn't matter. They allow dogs. Let's go there. I love it.

You're okay tripping right now.

You think?

Yeah. Not gonna be in a hotel lobby bar with the dog.

Okay. We at least have to go back and walk her. Or we could drink in South Park. We'll work it out.

Okay.

I love drinking in the middle of day idea. Even though I have a ton of drinking crap to do.

It's amazing.

Okay, so day drinking is amazing. I agree. How I gotta. I gotta do hand jobs part two. But we're running out of time. Ish.

Okay, let's do hand jobs. You can do sex tips on Monday.

Okay.

It's fine.

Okay.

People like the handjob stuff. So what, what's, what did we leave out from yesterday?

This is what we.

This hocus pocus that you're putting on all the people.

I think that's on top of it.

Okay.

I think that hand jobs are a lost art. And I think that women, I'm talking about like heterosexual, like women couples that they think I'm going to perform oral sex on him, I'm going to have sex with him, my intercourse with him. I'm going to have oral sex. But you don't think about the hand job anymore. I think the hand job is a lost art. And we talked about the hand job. We gave great tips on yesterday's show. So check that out. If you're friends with benefits member, you can do that right now very easily. And I just think it's a nice accoutrement. I love to say that after. It's not the only thing you should do, but it's a nice thing to do. You could use both hands, use lots of lube. And I think guys think it's awesome and it feels really good. I think many men would think that it felt. Felt very good. And I taught. I gave some ways how to do it. Menace disagrees because he thinks that Guys give themselves hand jobs better.

If we did a poll. If we did a poll. If a guy would prefer a hand job over a blow job.

I'm not saying that. I'm not saying don't give a blowjob. I'm saying no.

I'm just saying if you had to put one against each other, he'd probably.

Want a blow job. Yeah, I already tell you the poll. That would. Is what would win. But you don't want to blowjob every single day.

Okay, how about this poll? Dude, do this. Do this poll. Could a woman give a hand job better? See, now we have the poll now. Now people can just answer the question and just get it over with. Just get over with. Let's just this. It's done. It's out of the oven. It's done.

What.

What's this? The poll is, can a woman give a hand job to a man better than a man can give to himself? That's the poll. Yes or no? That is it.

Maybe.

Put it up on the web. What do you mean maybe? It has to be done. This needs to end.

No, hold on a minute. We've had this debate going on for, like, 16 years.

That will end it. The listeners will decide.

Okay, we need to remind me what you just said. Okay. Keep these. This is the thing. So we gave some tips yesterday on how to give good hand jobs, which you're gonna have to go back and listen to, but there's some things I wanted you to keep in mind when giving a hand job. And number one is try talking dirty to him. Tell him how good his penis feels in your hands and that you want to see his hot load shoot up in the air.

Something that effects classy ladies.

I didn't write that. Think of new things to say to him to even get him more excited. Number two, rhythm. Good hand techniques is like good music. When you find the right rhythm, you're on your way to creating a masterpiece. And a lot of times you can tell, like, watch him masturbate first. Do a night in mutual masturbation before you dive in for the hand job. Because then you know what he does to make himself ejaculate. And you can, like, do a whole new twist on it. No pun intended. Yeah, twist. Don't sigh or give facial expressions that you're tired or that you have to do this. Part of what is so stimulating for him is that you're loving it also, which is true with everything with truth oral sex. It's true with a lot of things. Like when a girl's giving you blowjob and she's like, well, I guess gagging might be hot, but if she's like, looks annoyed or not into it, you don't want her doing it.

No.

Right. Number four. Always remember this if you don't know it already. If he's about to ejaculate, concentrate on the underneath tip area, since that is where most of his sensitive nerve endings are. Don't go down all the way on a shaft anymore. Rub the tip of his penis and keep rubbing until you get out that last drop. Is that true?

Yes.

Right?

But then once. Once the last drop is out, you need to stop because then it's like, run.

Like. I heard, like, you're like, drop the penis and run. Like, don't touch it after you ejaculate.

Because it hurts a guy.

Right?

Like, I'm not even playing it. There's physical pain for some reason. I don't know what. Can we research that?

Why there's physical pain?

Why is there immediate physical pain?

Not all. Some men don't feel that way, but I say majority of men feel pain right after. If you touch his penis right after, that's why, like, right after performing all sexes, I usually just, like, stop because I'm like, oh, it's gonna hurt him. But some guys are, like, down with you. Just touching it lightly. Yeah, right. Like, nice caress.

No, no, no, you're done. You're done.

I'm done. You can leave now, actually. And just don't let the door hit you in the ass.

You did your job. Now you can take the 20 on the dresser and then you can leave.

Exactly. That's a nice menace. In fact, don't stop till he lets you know. Stopping during the crucial moment of him coming could ruin the whole thing for him.

Yes.

Have you ever had a girl like, you're about to come and she stops?

Yes.

Isn't that a nightmare? I know if I'm a dude, I'd be so pissed, I'd be like, keep going, keep going. Okay. Learn from the master. Simply ask your lover to show how he likes to play with himself, and he'll be sure to give you a pointer or two. Yeah. Don't you think you'd give someone a pointer?

A girl?

How to do it best?

Yeah. You definitely have the guide. I mean, you don't really have to do it too verbally. You can show them with your hand.

Right. Mutual masturbation is huge. And I think mutual masturbation is something that all couples should do. You watch each other, master either you masturbate each other or you watch each other masturbate. Watch her, like rub her clitoris and. And do whatever she does and then learn. That's how you learn what makes her feel good. And same thing. Watch him masturbate and you're like, oh, he, like, he uses his thumb this way. And then you could do it but times 10 because you've got two hands and lube and feel awesome. That's all I got for you. On hand jobs day, we didn't get to kissing, but we'll do it on Monday. Yeah. Okay, everyone.

I like kissing.

Yeah. So it's time to wrap up.

Okay.

You sad?

I'm sad.

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