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This content was created by Emily Morse. This content was uploaded by Emily Morse. This is a podcast titled "Happy Endings & Kinky Beginnings" recorded on November 26, 2015. It features a conversation between Emily Morse and Anderson Cowan discussing topics related to sexual wellness, personal anecdotes, and gratitude. Emily promotes products from Bellesa and discusses her experiences with the Sibian, while Anderson shares humorous stories and engages in light-hearted banter with Emily.
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Look into his eyes. They're the eyes of a man obsessed by sex. Eyes that mock our sacred institutions. Bedroom eyes, they call them in a bygone day. Hey Emily, you got a boyfriend, cuz? My man E here, he just got his heart broken. He thinks you're kind of cute.
A girl's gotta have her standards.
Oh my. The women know about shrinkage. Isn't it common knowledge?
What do you mean? Like laundry? It shrinks. Can we not talk about sex so much?
Are you kidding me?
Oh my God, that feels so good.
Being bad feels pretty good. Well, you know, Emily's not the kind of girl you just play with.
You're listening to Sex with Emily. We're talking about sex, relationships and everything in between. For more information, go to sexwithemily.com we can check out everything going on there. All of our blogs, our videos. We've got killer videos. You can also find them on our YouTube channel, Sex with Emily. And Twitter is SexWithEmily. And Facebook.com SexWithEmily. You all love my Facebook page. I've gotten so many likes. People really like me, Anderson. They like me. They really like me.
Y' all love em.
They do. It feels good. So like that. Do this, do that. Check it out. I love you all. I'm grateful for you all. I hope everyone had a wonderful Thanksgiving.
Ah, gobble. Except for the Turks. The Turks didn't do too well.
No turkeys.
The Turks.
Yeah. Yeah, that's true. Are you a vegetarian?
No. No, I'm not.
I know, you're just an animal lover.
I do have a little sister who was a vegetarian for a while. I remember we were all having Thanksgiving dinner and she's like, we should be burying the remains. This is disgusting. It was very upsetting. Then later that night, I went downstairs a little drunk. Like three in the morning. I went downstairs to get myself a little turkey and there's a light on in the kitchen. She's a probably 12 year old girl. She's crouching down, her mouth filled with turkey.
That's the best story ever. Do you tell that every year at Thanksgiving?
She does not like that story. Yeah, but I told that story a few times.
That's a great story. I appreciate it. I thought that we could talk about. I'd like to talk about some things that I'm grateful for.
Your Sibian.
Well, that's on my list.
G spot orgasms, right?
Did you look at my list? It's a little more robust than that. A little more diverse. It's not just sex, I'll have you know, But I'm thankful for you.
Aww.
I am. Dude, we didn't know that this would be such a. Such great chemistry and a match made in heaven. It was kind of like, I don't even remember how it happened that you. We started doing this together like two years ago.
That sounds like. Like we're together or something. Like, I don't remember how we met and started banging.
Wait, how do we start banging? You know, but really, like, I know we're doing Loveline and then I don't know.
Yeah, you're doing Loveline. And I. I immediately liked you. I've worked with so many people in this business, you know, on both sides of the mic, all sorts of personalities, a lot of personality defects, people with personality.
What do you call it?
Disorders.
Disorders. Yeah, personality. Like straight up personality. Narcissism. Yeah, Addiction. And I gotta say, you're one of my top three people I've ever worked with. Maybe top two.
Oh my God.
Yeah.
Well, see that. It feels even better coming from you because I know, I see your disdain for most people.
There's so much dead weight out there. Especially when people start talking to a mic and they think they're important and they matter. It's like. Then they get all carried away. I can tell an asshole. I'm sorry to use that language.
Yes.
I don't care when people leave their trash, when they're done with their little radio program or broadcasting. When people leave like cups of water.
I know they do that on radio.
You think you're a special person. There's a trash right there.
They do. I hear you.
And I've actually seen people who come into the business and they're very nice. They clean up after themselves. And after a few months, they get comfortable and then they start leash.
Because you know why? The people before them, we come in here, the people leave the trash. I would never leave trash.
Right, you never would.
See, See, that's why you like me. Was it because the first day I put my cup away.
Yeah, you threw your cup away.
But you probably cause the thing about you. So you set up. Probably thinking not to like. So when.
Oh yeah, I default to hate right?
You default to hate. I default. See, my problem is I default to like. And so it takes me a while to. Well, I just assume like the best night and I trust too much.
Right.
I mean, I've learned a lot in this business not to. But I still do. But. So one of the things I'm thankful for is that I just want is. And grateful for is meditation.
Ooh.
I'm not gonna get all, like, spiritual. This isn't like spiritual spirituality with Emily, although that's another one I could do. But for years, like 20 years ago, I went backpacking through Thailand, right? And I did this 10 day silent meditation retreat and I learned Vipassana meditation. 10 days?
What, you not talking for 10 days?
No, I did it three times.
That's a month.
Finally, this year, I've been out. Really, I've been. That's why I think I started this because I was like, I have to get it all out.
But I realized you were by yourself though, right?
Yeah.
You wasted it on a boyfriend.
What do you mean?
Like, I'm sure, like, your boyfriend might enjoy a little silence.
Oh, totally. I know. You should have heard the show. It's so funny. You guys, if you want to check out Guess who's Having Sex with Emily, a podcast I did a few months ago, he. It's funny because Menace asked him, the first thing he said was, how do you put up with the talking?
Yeah, there's no volume on you. You can't just turn you down.
It's true. I mean, I'm actually.
No, what you say is great. I'm just messing.
I'm trying to talk a lot. Okay, so gratitude. Okay, so gratitude is a very important part of meditation too. So I do meditation twice a day. At least twice. I try to do twice a day. I definitely do it once a day. But afterwards I always do like five things I'm grateful for. Like the last minute. Right? And studies actually show that when you. Every day, if you just. If it's like grateful that you got a cup of coffee this morning, are you grateful that your alarm went off? It doesn't matter. It can be little things, it can be big things. But there have been numerous studies that show that people who actually take note of what they're grateful for are happier, have better physical health and all that stuff. So I'm just. I'm just going to encourage you all in the new year to start doing that.
Take inventory.
Take inventory of the things. You know, it reduces stress, you know, all that stuff. So I'm thankful for the Real. Okay. So I've been in LA now for three years. November 1st was three years. And I know, and I'm grateful that I was able to stay and make a living because I moved here and it was unclear. I did not have any savings. I barely had anything, to be honest.
You're like that immigrant story. I came here with $10 in my pocket.
Seriously, it was. I mean, I was in San Francisco for years doing the show, but it just. LA was a great move. And I'm grateful for the friends I've made and the loyal, very loyal support, Support system.
Not easy to do in this town.
No, it's not. And I'm telling you, like, I left. I have like my, my posse, my in San Francisco, but it takes a while to make the, to meet the really good people.
You're Castro cronies.
Castro cronies, right? They're not in the Castro in San Francisco.
Yeah, Castro. Castro district.
I live near there. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And they're your cronies.
Yeah.
Come on, give me the alliteration.
No, I got it. Castro. I do.
I will from now, moving forward, all of your San Francisco friends are Castro cronies.
Yeah, but cast. Yeah, okay, I'll go with it.
Just go with it.
And also I'm grateful for my new friends and my old friends and my family is awesome. I was just home for my nieces bat mitzvah. I'm grateful for my kids.
Was that fun? I haven't seen you since then.
Oh my God, it was amazing. Yeah, my niece had a bat mitzvah.
Did she get drunk?
She's 13.
At Coachella?
Well, no, her name's Ella and the theme. Kids today have themes.
It was Coachella, so she was like a coach.
So they created. My sister in law is like an amazing party thrower. And they went. It was at this casino in Detroit where it's called.
Oh, she's only 13, I think.
No, but it was. They rent out this place called the Sound Space or something and it's where they throw concerts, like huge concerts. And my sister in law. It looked like you were at Coachella. There was grass and teepees and tents and face painting and music. Like we danced like it was crazy. How many people there? 300.
Wow.
150 kids. 200 kids. Maybe 100 kids.
She did pretty well that night.
Oh my God.
I was with her opening, but she didn't get drunk.
13. Yeah.
But what is it significant of the bat mitzvah?
Becoming an adult? Yeah, like.
Well, there you go.
But you're not like it becomes an adult. No, I don't. I mean, I. Maybe some of the kids were drinking. I always. You know, I was thinking, I've heard all these stories that now kids that give blow jobs about mitzvah, like the girls. Yeah, there's been all these things.
You just made bat mitzvah sexy for the first time.
I know I'm terrible to say, but I remember hearing this. I'm like, oh, my God. I never would have done that when I went to bat mitzvahs, but I kept looking around going, like, who? I wonder if anyone was, like, in the TV giving a blowjob, which I really hope didn't happen. I took some great video, but then I smashed my iPhone on the floor.
You were drunk.
I was buzzed.
What were you drinking? Manischewitz?
No, I was drinking dirty martinis, which is. I saved that for special occasions. My family's awesome.
Yeah.
So I'm grateful for them.
I love your mom, dude.
Isn't she awesome?
And your stepdad's fantastic, too.
I know. She was. I guess all her friends. I went with her to the gym. They were like, we listened to the show. Listen to the Sibi. Yeah, the Siby. And that's so funny. And, yeah, they listened. And my mom said she listened, too. I didn't even know she knew how.
To listen to porn. She probably listened to the episode she was on.
She did. I think that was the first one she's ever listened to. So that was a good moment. And I'm really thankful for my team. I have a great sex with Emily team. And I have to say, after 10 years.
I mean, I just finally. It's kind of like, I guess what it feels like when you find the one. You probably felt that when you decided to marry your wife.
I thought you were talking about team up with Mike Carano and Tyler White.
On the other hand. No, but, I mean, like, that's because to me, I was never, like, oriented towards that. I was like, I want to make this business that I love. Like, make it into a business. At first, it was a hobby, and I have just such great people that work for me.
It just fits and it's right, and you feel comfortable.
It fits and it's right. They put up with me, too. And I, you know, hey, I wouldn't. I'm. I'm not always so easy. I'm nice, but, you know, tracking me down, like, it's like, you know, you're.
A little bit haywire spinning out, little.
Add you know, So I love them. And I have to say that, like, you know, my career, that I was able to do something that I love. And I'm thankful for my listeners and make it and like, pay my rent with it. And my mom just stopped asking me what my plan B was about two years ago. I'm grateful for that. I am grateful for my sex toys. And this year I have to say that my Sibian and my in control, the intensity, the keg lecture, are the two things. Because every year I truly like, you know, practice what I preach. I try to learn new things sexually and try to grow my sexual repertoire. And those two things really help me. I'm thankful for my little Mini Cooper that could. Cause it's really old and it keeps dying, but keeps coming back to old.
Just to remind the listener, this is a Thanksgiving recap that Emily's doing. She hasn't lost her mind.
I'm thankful for avocados because I've learned to really like them this year and put them in my smoothies. And I'm thankful for my blender, my smoothies, they're so good.
Really.
And yeah, I could go on and on, but that's just what I'm thankful for.
So let me ask you a quick question about the old meditation.
I'm thankful for gay marriage in 2015 too.
Obviously. You're thankful for gay marriage. I mean, I am.
I'm trying to think of sexually what happened this year too.
You're thankful for people who didn't get murdered?
Well, I mean, I could go all deep on you, but I just want to know what you know. I'm thankful my listeners mostly because you all make me do this. So thank you.
Get deep. I don't want to keep you shallow.
I want to keep going. I like to be shallow. It's a more comfortable place.
Okay.
The other thing I'm thankful for is my 10 year anniversary show at the Improv. And I think I'm thankful for it, but I'm nervous. It's December 6th.
Yes, I have a lot.
7:30Pm Anderson's gonna be there on my calendar. Magnus will be there. Dr. Drew will be there. He's gonna be doing a little segment answering Q and A. It's gonna be a frigging awesome show. We've got the most hilarious, like, retrospective video of everything from the beginning till now. We've got funny like 10 years ago, what was happening with dating now 10.
Years ago in sex before, like sex apps and.
Well, do you know that nobody 10 years ago was saying to me, like, not one email I get hundreds of emails a day. Nobody said to me, why do girls want to be choked? Why do girls want to be spit on? Like. Like, porn has changed a lot. They weren't asking that.
Oh, really? But they were still getting choked back then.
Yeah, but they weren't talking about it. They weren't asking. They weren't asking about anal sex as much. And 10 years ago, people were not date. People were not. People were not talking about dating online. They'd rather. They'd rather admit to, like, kicking small animals than they would. Sorry. Than they talk about dating online. I went to a friend's wedding in 2007. She met him on Match. She said to me, don't tell anybody at the wedding. Like, nobody knew that. They.
Now it's the norm.
No, it's like, if you don't date in line, you're insane. So it's that. And we're gonna have giveaways and we've got food for everybody.
Melrose Improv. The. The famous Hollywood improv. It's gonna be a really fun.
It's gonna be fun.
15 bucks.
Tickets are gonna sell out. So do it now. 15. 15 bucks.
50 bucks. It's 50.
I won five people. Hollywood Melro. Go to my website. Click on the banner. Hollywood Improv. The banner.
Got a bar there. They got good food there.
Oh, my God, it's so fun. And email me feedbackexwithelmy.com also, if you've. I want to know what your favorite moment of the Sex with Me show is, what you've learned, anything, and I'll read it while we're there. It's gonna be fun. Okay, one more thing I have to mention then we're gonna get into sex the day after. Two days after, I'm doing another live thing.
Oh, wow.
At Hustler Hollywood. And this is naughty or nice sexy holiday advice. So I love my Hustler Hollywood workshops. It's at 7:30, Tuesday, December 8th. Email me RSVPexelmi.com, which is a new email address.
Ooh, look at that.
We've got a lot happening. We're really technically.
What's RSVP stand for? I don't know. Are you gonna dress like a sexy elf?
Oh, my God, yes. That's a great idea. Yes, dude, that's a great idea.
Santa's Little Naughty Helper.
Yeah, totally. I'm gonna do that. I'm going to dress as an elf if you all show up. But I'm also gonna help you. We're gonna answer your questions.
What you should dress up like an elf for the 10 year anniversary show.
Really?
It's around the house.
Do you wanna know something really funny about dressing up as an elf? When I moved to San Francisco, yeah. When I was 22, I had no. I worked in politics, so I was an intern. And I was volunteering for Barbara Boxer during the day for months. I had no money, no job. So at night or on the weekends, I took whatever I catered, I waitressed, a cocktail waitress. But one time I got a job dressing like an elf for Toys for Tots because I look, I'm small enough, not as sexy. And it was not sexy. And I took it, put the ears on. What did you have like pointy ears? I had to go, I had to be an elf.
I want to see.
And they were paying me like 25 bucks maybe for the day. And I did it. And I dressed as I did. Crazy shit.
You still got that costume?
No, I had. They gave it to me for the day, but I was an elf for Toys for Tots. You do shit when you're desperate, when you want to like make it and make a living.
And once you've made it, you also dress like an elf at Hustler.
Exactly. I'm gonna bring it back. But the best thing is, oh, email me the number one sex question you want to get answered. Come to the workshop. And then also we're gonna like, I'm gonna help you pick some sexy gifts. So Hustler has everything. And I figure like, like, you're all like, oh, should I get a massage? What you get, get something to improve your sex life. And if you're single, like, do that as well. Like get a new vibrator, get a new toy, get some, you know, watch some sexy porn, get yourself whatever does that. Like you'd even like, spend a lot. But I think that you should always get yourself something sexy because sex is where it's at. And sex improves all of our sex lives. Sex improves our lives. The more sex you have, whether it's self love or with a partner, we're happier people. Serotonin.
Like Emily said, no one's ever had sex consenting sex afterwards and said, ah, I wish I didn't do that.
Right. It's like the gym.
Yeah.
You're never like, oh, why'd I go to the gym?
Why'd I go to the gym? Yeah.
Have you ever thought that that's what I. That's how I get myself to the gym or do something like, I'm not gonna regret this.
Right? You're not gonna regret. I'm not gonna go.
Why'd I go for a gym?
It might suck going to the gym, it might suck being at the gym, but it's not gonna suck when you're done.
Hardest part is getting your shoes on.
Same way.
Same with sex. The hardest part is what? Getting your penis in. Getting your penis in or getting your vagina moist?
All right, I'm sorry.
Go ahead.
Do you wanna hear about a happy.
Ending sex in the news? Yes.
Okay. A masseuse. I mean, if anyone wants to know more about it, email me feedbacksexelmy.com, cause I'm happy to talk about meditation more.
Very interesting. It's. Some of the listeners might like, but.
It will improve your sex life. Because people don't have sex because there's. One of the reasons is because they're so freaking stressed out. And I guarantee I'll teach you after how to meditate real quick.
All right. I. I try to go to the gym at least a half hour every day. When I'm there, I'm listening to podcast, a certain podcast, and I go into a different place. Like, I'm not thinking about work. I'm not thinking about stressful things. I'm just kind of at the gym listening to this podcast.
I'm doing the same thing to me, I tried to get. I meditated. Gym is meditation. It's not.
Yeah, it's like meditation.
You need to be doing nothing at all and have your mind of. No thoughts, nothing coming in. You just have to breathe.
I think I'd freak out if I started. I'm like, I don't think I can breathe. I think I'm sort of.
Breath can do it. Everyone can do it.
Good point. It's a very strong point.
I came out of the womb talking. Okay. Masseuse denied a client a happy ending, so he took matters into his own hands. This was in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina.
Embarrassing.
After being denied a happy ending at a South Carolina massage business, an aggrieved customer took matters into his own hands, according to cops who are searching for the sexual exposure suspect. As detailed in the police report, the Suspect received a $68 massage and a $20 table shower Saturday evening at a massage place in Myrtle Beach. At the conclusion of the treatment, he asked the masseuse for a happy ending. The employee was unsure of what that meant, so the suspect made a stroking masturbating motion with his hands near his genital area. When a happy ending was not forthcoming, the man got upset, put his Clothes on, walked into the lobby of the Massage Massage business, sat on the bench, pulled his penis out, and began masturbating in front of the masseuse.
Were there other people there in the waiting room?
The man demanded that the victim looked at him while he was conducting the sexual act and stated that he wanted a happy ending. The suspect did not pay for his massage, nor did he tip, I assume. And then he left, and they couldn't catch him, and they got his plates and stuff. So I don't understand why people weren't calling the police, how they can't catch him. They have his identification. He's like, 40, 50 years old. Suspect, blah, blah, blah. How could you not find this guy? And they have a license plate.
How could you not find, like, a Thai masseuse place?
Well, I don't know, but this is a Thai place. It's called. It was called Tai Chi Massage. So he probably got confused. Shouldn't you use Yelp it or something? No, Yelp probably doesn't review those.
I think they have something, actually. They have a. Oh, there's. There's a website. Something about rubbing tugs or something. I'm sure there's a website where they give, like, all the reviews and whatnot.
We talk about it a little bitlife probably does that too. And then what's the other one? Adult friend finder. I'm not encouraging it, people.
No.
Like, why do you want to do that?
But that's the equivalent of, like, you know, waiting for your food, not getting it, going back into the kitchen. And it's like cooking your own food and then eating it, not paying for it.
Exactly.
It's pretty. Pretty ballsy of that. Pretty. Sex offender.
It is a sex offender, but guys are into that. I had a boyfriend in. When I was 25 that I dated for a while, and he got a happy ending from his masseuse that he actually. And I. I heard it on his voicemail that she left a message, and I figured it out, and he admitted it, and I was so upset.
Wait a minute. How'd you find out about it?
Cause I had the code to his voicemail to listen to it, and there.
Was a masseuse talking about, hey, yeah, well, I enjoyed giving you a happy ending.
Oh, they were like. It was somebody he saw regularly, so it wasn't, like, in a sketchy place. But I knew they hooked up, and it was pretty sketchy.
Wait, so she was, like, almost like a friend. He was like a client and like a regular.
Yeah. And she regularly jacked him off and.
Was this like in an upscale place?
No, it was like she came to. He went to her house.
Oh yeah, one of those, like classic.
I just remembered this flash. He also was the one. He cheated on me and I cheated on him. It was a really great relationship.
Yeah. Sounds like mid-20s to me.
But I have. Yeah, I found the list. He made a list of everyone he slept with and I wasn't the last person on the list.
I was on it, but there was a different story. Yeah, same guy. Bad time?
No, but can I tell you something? Had the best sex. Like he opened me up sexually. So I actually have to. I have to. Thank you. I wish if I could say his name, I would.
How many people were on the list?
A lot.
You know what, you should be thankful.
We're probably 26. Maybe. I mean we were 26 years old. He was. And maybe there was 40.
Oh, that's not good enough.
26, that's not a lot.
You should be thankful that it wasn't like a rank, like he wasn't ranking because then you'd be like the third worst. You know what I mean? Instead you were just the third worst.
No, I knew because one was like his boss. I'm like, when did you fuck your boss? In China. Stay in China. They went to China. You fucked your boss. I'm shocked. Good times. Yeah. Okay, that's a good story. Okay, but before we get back to that story where I've learned a lot, I'm going to tell you something that's really important right now.
Are you? You don't sound so confident that you're going to tell me that immediately.
I'm going to tell you about the Vibratex flashlight. The vibratox and the flashlight. Because I don't know if I mentioned that I am thankful for my magic wand every day.
Like I said, I'm most grateful for it. I'm grateful because it does give you mind blowing orgasms. And the magic wand is rechargeable this year. That's something else I'm thankful for. It is not plugged into my wall anymore. It doesn't have to be. I charge it. I literally had it for a year. I've probably charged it. And you know how much I use it.
I don't know. But I do have work.
It's been around for 30 years. It provides powerful penetrating vibrations and it's totally liberated from your bedroom wall. And you can take your wand anywhere now because it's not plugged into the wall. And it's every bit as Strong as the original. As a few other tricks up its sleeve. Has four brand new vibration patterns, four levels of intensity. The other one was like on off. And I've tried them all out and they're amazing. And in fact, I used to just do the on. I used to just think I was an on off girl. Because now vibrators. Anderson, you don't know this because I don'. You use them. But a lot of mouth. Like.
Like I've heard them. Yes, but I would just go. But now I do.
Just like that, right?
Yeah, but now I. With the magic wand, rechargeable. I like the different. Yeah, I like the like up and down, up and down. Up and down.
Yes. I've learned to love.
You have so many goddamn skills. Why didn't you tell me?
980, 89.
So you can't talk anymore. Why didn't you tell me you can do that, right? You guys, if you don't have this one yet, this is like a staple. Okay? So go get it. It's a great holiday gift. I'm telling you, this is exactly what she or he wants. Magic wand, rechargeable dot com. Oh, yes, yes, yes. Harry Met Sally. Great.
Good call.
Thank you. I know. You know, I know movies.
You know all your orgasm is in movies.
I do. That's what. The only one. I think I should do another one.
Movie about. Oh, I did do a porn.
Yeah, I know that.
And it was nominated for an award. 18 awards.
Like best anal.
Can I be honest?
I'm sorry.
Exposure in January. I'm grateful for this. I just got nominated to be for sexpert of the year.
Sexpert.
But along with that, I got nominated for my role in this movie as a non porn star.
I got like a nurse or something. Or like a doctor.
No, I was myself.
You're yourself?
Yeah. It's called Marriage 2.0. It's really good. It's won all these awards and I haven't talked about it much because I'm busy, but I.
Who are you up against?
I don't even know. Do you know that Madison told me? Madison? My producer. She was like, oh, you. Because I just got nominated for this expert thing. She said you also got nominated for Marriage to Bueno, which I have like a 2 minute, 3 minute scene and I don't even.
Are you like standing over a couple having sex and like critiquing them?
I'm helping a couple open up their relationship.
Were you acting a surrogate?
I was on a surrogate. I didn't Sleep with anybody. I had my full on clothes on.
Okay. Full on clothes on.
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Right. It sounds like it's good for long flights.
It's good for long flights. Lights. It's good for giving blowjobs or hand jobs. And it has. It's open ended, so you can just come wherever you want. Give up.
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It's just like flashlight, but it's flesh.
Yeah, totally good, Anderson. That's a good.
Because, you know, a lot of times people hear words and they don't really connect.
And I sometimes talk. Am I?
I feel like you're doing fine. You're not talking tonight.
No, but I sometimes do.
Yeah, you sometimes do. You're not tonight.
Do you know that Madison, in my notes for the show, she writes slow down in big red, like every few pages. Yes, but I'm not looking. I don't look at it.
You're thankful for that?
I'm thankful for Madison. I'm gonna say Madison Alyssa and Lori and intern Jamie.
And intern Jamie. And you and me.
Okay.
Not menace, though. You hear about menace too. Not menace.
I'm thankful for that.
Weren't on that list. Hey, real quick.
Go.
Happy ending. That was actually the ending of one of my short films, if you recall. Remember that?
Yes.
He went into a massage parlor and he got an unwarranted, unrequested happy ending. And he was a Mormon, so it upset him. Great.
I remember that. I watched the movies.
The name of that short is Mormon.
Can people find it?
No, because it's in festivals. It's being submitted all over the place.
Excuse me. Look at your banner year.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What are you thankful for?
One thing I'm thankful for learning about a new show recently called Billy on The Streets. Billy Eichner. I love him.
Really? It's a TV show.
Yes, it's on true tv.
I don't have a tv.
Billy Eichner. Billy on the Streets. It's fucking phenomenal. That's all I have to say.
Okay, great. I'll check that out next.
It's great. It really is great.
Well, I'll watch that after I watch, like, Sopranos.
You need to get Billy Eichner on the show.
Haven't watched TV in 20 years, but I totally will.
Yeah, let's do that.
Okay, people, more sex in the news. Which one do I want to do? Because I want to get to some emails, but one more sex in the news.
Come on.
I'm just trying to think which one you would like the best.
There's one about people are more terrified of sex than of car accidents.
What?
And you're more likely to get into a car accident than you are to having sex? Well, yeah. Than contracting. Like, really? Yeah, hiv. So here's the thing. A fascinating study by Terry Conley at the University of Michigan, my alma mater. So, you know, it was a good study. Shows that the stigmatization of STIs has resulted in people being disproportionately terrified of having unprotected sex. Apparently, we think we have a 7.1% chance of dying. Dying from one unprotected sexual encounter, compared with a 0.4 chance of dying in a car accident.
Who are these neurotic people they're talking about?
I don't know. They're probably students. At my school. I was a neurotic student. That's roughly 17 times as high, according to the Atlantic. In reality, that perception couldn't be more backwards. You're actually 20 times more likely to die from the car. From a car trip than from HIV contracted during an act of unprotected sex, according to stats from the US Centers for Disease Control. So we're really worried about. I'm not saying you should be worried. You're not gonna die. Like, you're worried of dying from sex, right? You might get an sti.
What if you got, like, Magic Johnson in your backseat and it's Charlie Sheen.
What about Charlie Sheen, dude?
And you get a horrible car accident where all of you guys are, like, cut up and bleeding on each other. Then you're. Because then you're in the car wreck with the oh, my God.
And the blood. That'd be bad. I'm not going to get into a car truck, Sheen. But how crazy is that?
Magic Johnson in the back seat.
Yeah, the whole thing. But now, I mean, that's not a thing. Well, I'm not gonna into that.
That's a shocking study.
But here's the thing. Parents are excited about kids getting their driver's license and do not regularly forbid their child from.
They know that there's risks, but then they are. Let's be clear. Consummating Tinder dates without the aid of condoms is never a good idea. But stigmatization of behavior doesn't stop that behavior from happening. So along with the rise of hookup acts, the rates. Hookup apps. The rates of chlamydia, gonorrhea, and syphilis are escalating and fast.
Yeah, that's what I said. Superase is on its way because of all these fricking apps that these kids.
Get to use freaking condoms.
They get to use them. They're all enjoying themselves and they get.
To do this, but they don't use condoms.
I'm married and old now.
Why do. I don't understand, like, why you wouldn't use protection with somebody you don't have.
Because it just doesn't. It's not nearly as good, is it?
Because people are just buzzed and they don't think it's sexy.
Buzzed, or they're, like, so desperate and they can't believe it's actually happening and they're just like, I don't care. I'm all in.
Like, in that moment. It's like that impulse. They have no impulse control.
Or, like, they just. They don't feel like they can pull it off and be cool or they're nervous. I don't. I'm speaking.
If you can't. If you're not comfortable, the next time you masturbate, like, practice putting on 10 condoms. Like how I masturbate. Well, yeah, that's true. You're giving away condoms that you're not going to use. Yeah. I have skin.
December 6th show.
Do you know that? I. Yes. I'm so glad you said that. Skin. S K Y N. My favorite condoms, they have these special Movember condoms that are so cute. They come with little mustaches. They give you.
I just know what Movember is.
Well, but they don't. The condoms, they come with mustaches in the package. I'm giving away so many things in the package. Yeah.
Do you put it on your wiener?
No, you put on your butt. You can take a little mustache.
Wait a minute. You take the mustache from the condom and then put it on your face?
Well, like, maybe after, just to, like, you Want to make her laugh or something? Something.
If you're gay, what if you forget and you put it inside her and then she has a mustache on her service.
No, it's not like that.
Okay.
But I will give those away. Another thing is, I'll have my T shirts there for sale. You guys just have to come. If you. If you've been listening, it's gonna be. It's not. It's gonna be a good. Because it's like I'm taking it the most. It's like the thing I'm the most excited about, taking the most seriously.
Hustler, Hollywood things all the time and keynote speaker. This is about Emily. This is about celebrating you in 10 years. I mean, this is all about the show. This is the one. If you've always wanted to see Emily and you haven't, you know, figured out which one to go to, this is the one.
Yeah. And I'm gonna hang. Like, the thing is, I'm not like a coming in the back. I'm not gonna be like, oh, my God, I can't believe you're my fan. I never get to meet fans that often. I'm get drunk with you all wasted. We're gonna do shots.
She's gonna pick three of you to take into the green room after.
I should have some sex with it. I've never had sex with a listener.
Yeah.
Should I auction off that?
You should auction it off. No, you should just put it, like, you throw it out at the audience. Like, just put it on a piece of paper. And whoever gets this piece of paper and bundle it, I just crumple it up, then just chuck it out and watch them fight.
And you never get to have sex with them.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Kind of like at the merry weddings where they throw the bootcamp.
I might throw out some, like, little mini vibrators or something, or T shirt. But not a sex card. I don't know. That would just, like, change my whole brand. Yeah.
Paper airplane.
Okay. Actually, we have an email here about massage parlors.
Oh, look at that.
Which I was going to tie in, but more monsters. Emily, I love your. Oh, thanks for emailing me. Feedbackaxwithelmy.com I'm grateful for all your emails. Theme, theme through the show. Grateful. Hamili. I love your podcast and everyone involved in it. Question. That means you, Anderson. Is going to an erotic massage parlor Illegal? I saw a few online that are located in New York. I'm very interested in going as long as they are legit, but I'm not sure if it's illegal.
A legit sex parlors.
Can we goo, kid? Okay, I'm not gonna say I don't wanna get into any type of serious trouble. I just wanna have a good time. By the way, my name is Robert. I'm 24, I'm from New Jersey. Stay being awesome, Ray. Okay, here's the deal, Ray. I'm sorry, but they are illegal. Massage parlors are illegal.
No, no, massage parlors are illegal. Beating off.
Oh, erotic massage. Yeah. Happy at the. Erotic massage parlors are illegal, but I.
Think it's pretty much expected.
It's like, only in parts of Las Vegas, right? In Nevada is it legal. And so, yes, it is illegal. It's solicitation. Basically the same as picking up a prostitute. And there's been a huge rise in these not so secret parlors lately. There's. I'm not even talking about this. There's apps, Rob Maps. I'm like, I'm not gonna talk about when I say it. Do you ever do that? Do you ever, like. I'm not gonna say this. And then you say it.
Oh, always, Every week.
Right? I just said I'm not gonna even encourage this. Rob Maps. But just because people are, like, talking about them online doesn't make them any less illegal and you should just avoid them completely. But I wa. Like, what do you think it is that that makes you so interested in it, Ray? Is it taboo? Are you not, you know, is it something like, you're not having a lot of sex right now? Is it because it's forbidden? Is it the idea of you just pay and they leave kind of thing? Like, why people like prostitutes, you pay them to leave.
You know, I want to know, is it possible to create? Can you get this fantasy another way?
He's got some energy into this thing.
What do you think? Does that ever interest you? I mean, there's guys I know who are like, yes, I would do it.
Yes, I would try, because I have a very messed up back. Got a bunch of metal in my back and whatnot. And I been trying to be better and trying to get massages at least once a month for my back to keep it loose. And it's good for it, right? My doctors recommended it, and I had advances at a number of these places where they're trying to, like, you want extra? I'm like, no, I'm good.
Really.
And they're, you know, they're jostling. A lot of jostling, right?
They're trying to get massage parlors that offer to you.
I used to. Yeah. I used to go to a bunch of different massage parlors. I was trying to find a good one where, like, I could trust it. But like most of them, like, there was definitely. They were trying to get extra tips.
Where are you going?
Like, like, like all over the. I live in the Valley too.
Okay.
But I would say the majority of these that aren't Bert Williams, the majority of these little like Mon Pop massage parlors, they're going to try and touch your wiener. Yeah, the majority really. And.
But what if you don't want your.
We go up there and you say, yeah. I say no, and I swat their hand away. I'm like, no, no, I'm good, I'm good. But then it's uncomfortable. And then I'm always worried, like, what if it's an attractive girl who's doing this? And then I do get. Oh, no. So I was very concerned about all of this and I found a place. 20 bucks an hour. $20 full body in the Valley. I should make a little story. My little secret. No, I don't want to. It's already crowded. I gotta call ahead now.
I want to go 20.
20 bucks. 1999. I always tell them 15. And here's the best part. You walk in, it's a little bit shady because you walk in and it's just this like open giant. It's like an office building with like no cubicles and no, they're not naked. But like, you know, there's a bunch of people getting massaged out in the open. So there's no concern of them trying to side.
No, that's true. I got a great one at the.
Air a guy was jockey.
So do they really like, even at nice, like places that you played like a normal amount for, they would still.
Be like, like 50 bucks.
Cause guys, I'm just curious. I would think if I was a guy and I was getting a massage and I don't have a penis, which I so wish. If there were. If I had magic powers, I would. The one thing I would wish for is a penis for a day. Just to know.
That's all I think.
But I want to know if.
If I'm thankful for if you're being.
Rubbed down by a hot chick or even just a medium, like someone. Just a chick in general.
Usually they're not hot. Usually they're a little older.
But even if she's not hot, even if it's just a woman and you're a man or it's someone. If you're a man and there's Another man, whatever you're attracted to. And they're rubbing your body all over. I could see you getting a boner and getting turned on. And I've heard that from a lot of guy friends, like, well, you're already turned on, so I mean, they would say no. Or some guys, like, yeah, it's kind of, you just do it, you leave. It's like, not a big deal. It's kind of just like you're so relaxed, you're turned on, they jack you.
Up and they're like, you know, it is somewhat intimate. It is weird. Cause they're like rubbing up on you and like, you know, they're touching you in other way. In ways that no one else does except for maybe your significant other. Or if you're not with anyone at the time.
Exactly. You're right.
It's the only touching you're getting.
Right. So, Ray, I would say I would spend this time. I know it looks fun, but maybe, you know, try to find someone. Try to find someone else that you can give some erotic massage to.
Anyone else.
Sex off. Use a massage candle.
It's like, I was legitimately trying to get good massages from these places, right? And I could always. I got to the point where, like, I, I, I probably went to a dozen different ones before I found my community, like out in the open. One that I can trust. And I could tell, like, you know, like, I'm like, oh, they're just doing this because they want. They're waiting till they can get to my, my, my wiener because they're barely even massaging me. Like, they're real shitty massages. Really bad. Like, I don't even know if they're licensed. Like, they didn't know what they were doing.
Well, you were not going. I've never had anyone see, but I.
I'll show you the place.
Why don't they give women. I actually have a friend who's, who's been married for a long time and she's been asking me little, did you? She wants to know if there's places for women to have happy endings. Cause you know how many women would freak out?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. She's very secure.
I just talked to a guy friend today who's been married for eight years. You know, he's in his 40s and he just had a conversation with his wife that he masturbates a lot. And she was like, surprised. Yeah, like, people are still.
They're two separate things. Sex and two separate things for men and for women.
We need it. Okay. Struggling with boyfriends, high libido. Dear Emily, I adore you and I adore the show. I'm a 24 year old girl living in Massachusetts and I listen to your podcast on itunes. My boyfriend and I have been in a serious relationship for over a year. Our sex has been amazing. Recently, he's been wanting to have sex nearly every day. But sometimes I'm just not in the mood. When I tell him not now, he gets really upset. I tell him it's nothing personal, I'm just not in the mood sometimes. But lately he's been more resentful when I say no. And it makes me feel guilty, like I'm obligated to say yes to make him happy. We do have sex a few times a week, but to him that's not enough. Is there something wrong with me? Do I need to try harder? Or do I need to be telling him something different to make him understand? Please help. I don't want this to hurt our relationship. Thanks, Allie. Allie, there is nothing wrong with you at all. This is a very common dilemma that couples have. It's the case of mismatched libidos. And typically, like, you know, a lot of times men, you know, I used to think when I started, before I was, that it was always men who wanted more. But since women want more, that's kind of what people believe. But it happens and sometimes it switches throughout your relationship. But you should not feel guilty at all. You shouldn't have sex with any, you know, sex at any time if you don't want to. And so a lot of couples face this problem and you just have to learn to compromise. So I don't. You're not doing anything wrong. You're actually having sex a few times a week, which is great. And I just don't like that it's making you feel bad and feeling guilty. But you have to remember that, that when you say no to a guy or say no to a woman, if you're with a woman who gets upset when you don't have sex, we feel rejection. He feels rejection. He feels that he's not lovable. He feels that you don't desire it, like in some level. Right. And he wants it so it's like a child. And so I. But I don't like that he's making. Right. Don't you think when a girl turns on sex, you're like, you feel rejected?
Yeah, of course. I mean, it's absolute and total rejection. But the guy's gotta understand.
He's gotta understand. And that's why you guys need to talk about it. You should not feel obligated to have sex with him. And it's not like you're withhold. Been withholding sex from him for six months. You're having sex a few times a week. So this is why you need to have one of those outside the bedroom conversations when you're, like, having breakfast or going for a walk or something.
You know, romantic thing.
Road trip. Yeah. No, no, you don't want.
You don't want to ruin it.
If you're finally made it to a romantic dinner. Yeah, you don't want to talk about.
Sex because it's probably gonna happen anyways.
Yeah, you're gonna have sex.
But she. Allie needs to understand too, because it sounds like she's not really even sure why she's not in the mood when she's not in the mood. I guess you ladies don't really even know, right? Here's the thing. I just don't.
Yeah, well, because women are slow cookers and men are frying pans. We can't go from 0 to 60. Men are turned on like that. Women, if we are stressed and we're not meditating, if we're worried about something, if we're just in the. We don't. We're not automatically turned on. We might be very attracted to you. You might walk in the door from work. But we're not thinking sex where guys are. So it's very. Like, we need the warmup. We need the foreplay. And so you need to talk to him about. It's true, though. It's such a bummer. It's like, why were we created like.
This with how was your day? Like, that's foreplay. That's the beginning of foreplay.
It's true. And, Allie, I don't know what you need, but it sounds like you're already having sex three times a week and you're. Are they living together? I think she says they're living together too. So.
They'Ve been in a relationship over a year. So what I'm saying is, like, three times a week is really good. And that, I mean, I don't want to ever say there's like a normal. But just ask him, like, what. You guys need to talk about it. First of all, what is his ideal sexual routine? And then, like, if he's like, I need it every single day. That's not logical. The thing about relationships are they all take compromise. So you might just have to say, you know, I'm not always in the mood. This would Also say, like, you know, a few times a week feels good to me. And when you. You know, it makes me feel bad when you react like that. And he could also let you know how he's feeling. And perhaps this would be a great time to talk about what turns you on. I'm wondering if you guys have ever had a conversation about sex. I'm gonna assume no, because most couples don't or have not or, you know, I think. I think that. I mean, I know that to be true, that most couples don't talk about sex in their relationship until there's a problem. So, you know, you just have to reassure them that you are really attracted to him. You love your sex life, but you don't need to have it every day to feel close to him. And I'm wondering if. Just cut. You know, for most guys, you know, this, like, if she's watching, wants to cuddle.
Yeah.
Not enough. No, like, for me. Like, cuddle me. I'm fine if I. But women are different, so. Also, is there something sexually. You said your sex life, amazing, but maybe there's times where you're like, I could be close, but I'm a little stressed out. Is there something he could do to get you in the mood? Do you need moral sex? Do you want to watch porn? Do you need a. Would you love him to give you a massage for 10 minutes? Because the truth is, massage can relax you. It's a gateway, like we were just talking about. He can give you happy endings.
So don't be afraid to talk about it and know that, you know, reinforce that you love him and compromise, because that's what sex is about.
This might not work. This might not work, but you might want to consider getting him a Fleshlight as well. I know it's worked for your sister Madison.
Madison got her boyfriend a Fleshlight, and they're the same age as you.
When she's not in the mood, she just chucks the Fleshlight, literally.
And he's like, okay, I gotta go. And now, I mean, her boyfriend is so awesome. I mean, and every day we're getting flashlights. So she's like, have him test. He tests them for us. So the thing is, it mixes up your masturbation routine. Get him a flashlight, Addison.
Like, if she's going to bed early and she knows he's coming to bed after her, she'll put it on his pillow.
Yep. She's like, here you go, honey. Have a flashlight. Don't bother me, but don't feel guilt and don't back Down. But talk about what your turn ons are and it's a great. Here's the thing. It doesn't have to be limited to your sex life. The amount of times you have sex. You could also again, use this as an opportunity to talk about your fantasies, what you want, more of what you need. I'm assuming that maybe you're not getting every. Because there's so much more that we want. I think sexually, don't just stay in one static place. Sex should be expansive.
So you should do it like all over the world.
Yeah, I guess so.
One more. Really email, Then I'm gonna have to cut you down. Sorry, kid.
I'm trying to see what you would be interested in here.
Mm, you know what I like.
Ow. How about pegging?
Oh, let's do the pegging. Wasn't it last year? The year you're like yelling in the streets, that's the year of pegging.
It was the year of the pegging.
This is the year of the pegging.
I think it was this year, actually.
No, I think it was last year.
Pegging is the new anal. When I started, I said anal is the new blowjob, but pegging is the new anal. So pegging is when a male is anally penetrated by his female partner or by his male. Or male partner. Yeah, exactly. But typically it comes up in like straight couples.
It's not a wiener, it's a actual. Like a strap on.
Yeah, she can wear a strap on. Okay, so here's the email. Excuse me if you've touched on this topic before. I've been having this fantasy about being effed with a strap on by my wife. Our sex life is fairly vanilla. We don't do a lot of experimentation. I'm not really sure how she would take it. My immediate guess would be that she would be disgusted. How do I bring it up, if at all? Should I try to introduce tamer ideas at first, then gradually move on to that? Should I just come out and say it? Thanks, Bob. Okay, Bob, that's great. Yes. You want to be gradual. You do not want to be like, so pass the salt. Can you peg me with this dildo? No, it's not like that at all. It's definitely the, you know, hot new sex act and not everybody is on board with it. And especially if you guys are pretty vanilla. This could be shocking.
I don't like that he said that.
What?
Because it's just such an easy, very terrible joke about it not being vanilla anymore. If he starts getting the pagan. You know what I mean, it's the little fruit joke. He keeps talking about how vanilla is non pegging sex life is. And he wants to go, never mind.
Okay, so I want to know, how's your communication?
It would be chocolate. Emily, come on.
How is your communication with your sex life? You know, it's something that you should be talking about together. And if you are not able to talk about, you know, sex, a good way to open up this conversation is to share your fantasies with each other, you know, and you want to bring it up again outside the bedroom, not during a sexy date night. And you know, a great time is when you're in the car, to be honest. You're on a road trip. You're not looking in each other's eyes. You could be driving to the Safeway. It doesn't matter to Target. It makes it easier to have difficult conversations if you don't have to maintain eye contact. I'm a huge fan of eye contact, but when this is, you know, this kind of topic, I think that's a good suggestion. Actually. Charlie Glickman, he's the pegging king. He was on my show. We talked about this. Ask your wife if there's anything she's ever been wanting to try that you haven't done. See what she says. You want to have a conversation when it's your turn? Name a few things in a few of your fantasies. So you can say, I want to watch porn with you. And then this would be a good time. You could say, you know, I've always, you know, I've been. You could blame it on me. Say, I've heard the male prostate. You know, it's called the, the male P spot, the male G spot. And say that you've heard they can give you amazing orgasms. And this type of stimulation for men, you know, can be amazing. It doesn't make you gay. And if she seems freaked out, you really can't push it. You really can't push it. But maybe she needs to digest it. But if she seems open, this is where you start off slow. She can just start with some lube. She can start rubbing around your anus. You don't want to start. She's not gonna. Let me tell you something. Your wife is not gonna all of a sudden say, yes, honey, let's try this. And put a strap on. On, go. Pegging. So you gotta slowly build up to this. And I've had a lot of shows about pegging, so you could listen to, like, the do's and don'ts, but again, the Key is, you know, that's why I always say I haven't said this in a while. Well, communication is lubrication. If you want to have better sex with your partner, the one way to make your fantasy true. Fantasy come true is to talk about it. So this is something obviously that you want to try. Don't keep ruminating about it. Have the conversation. But again, start by talking about different fantasies and what you need and then build up to it. But she's your wife, so talk about it. Should be on the table. And good luck. Let me know how it goes. Thank you, Bob. And thank you, Anderson. One more thing. We are looking for interns.
Wait a minute. What, are you just done with it?
Well, I thought we had to go. Tell me. Because someone walked in.
I cut that out of the show. No one knows if they walked in, but now they do.
But. Sorry. Okay, go ahead. What if he.
What if he sent himself like a. A strap on and he's like, look what the guys at work gave. Gave me as silly guys at work. And then he put like staged it, put it in the bathroom. And then while they're having sex, he's like, I gotta wash my hands.
And then he's pretending she think he was a toolbox.
Then he pretends to slip or something. He comes out and it's like in his butt. He's like, I fell and it's in my butt, but I kind of like it. Will you take it out, honey? I mean, that could be.
That could totally happen. Whoops. I slipped and fell on the floor. I slipped and fell.
That's how everything falls in people's butts. Right? People always slip and fall on it. So that could could happen.
That could totally. That's another scenario. Anderson, I'm so glad you're here because it's like different perspectives.
Thank God.
Right?
Okay.
Yeah.
Interns. You need some interns to fall on things.
Let me tell you something.
Stuff in their butts.
It's a pretty good time at being in it. It's a really good time being a sex family intern. And that's what we're looking for right now. We're looking for, like, media marketing. Media people who know social media. You, I want you live in the Los Angeles area. We're not taking. Unfortunately, we can't have interns that are not able to come into the office.
So I just want to work from home today.
Like, no, that's like really not an option. So if you have social media experience and you can write, please email us feedbackexwith emily.com youm can also check it out on internships.com or internmatch.com or email me feedbackexwith Emily.com with your resume and writing samples. LA and OC applicants only. We need it. It's a great time. So that's all Anderson Ventura I got for you, right?
Ventura County. No good.
Well, okay, here's the thing. If you.
I grew up in Ventura County. I grew up in Ventura County.
You wanna commute?
And I commuted to my job. I started working in radio in 1996.
November 1st. I don't know LA geography.
The first day that you.
Fine. Valley.
So Ventura. Ventura's okay.
Yeah, totally. My. I've entered Ventura. No, no, I just mean like, you can get to Hollywood. I don't care if you drive three hours. If you can get there three times a week works. Yeah. Okay. I don't know. That's what that's. I'm saying I'm really. My LA geography is. Still leaves a lot to be desired. So thank you, Anderson, everyone. Check out your podcast, Film Vault.
Film Vault. And yeah, we did top five naked scenes this week.
Didn't you do that last time?
Or last week? And then this week we did. Well, that. It's still up right now, though. Well, no, by the time this drop. Yeah, the new one is a top five killer kids in movies. So Kids a kill. Yeah.
I love it.
It was fun. It was a good one.
You're a good one. Thank you.
And my movie's gonna be available online shortly. I'm trying to put together a package because I' know raise money for my feature is the next big step I'm gonna be taking. So I'll let you guys know about all that stuff and you can see teasers and all that.
Well, yes, we will. We will promote that. And also, Anderson, come next on December 6th, please just come. It's gonna be good to not please, like, beg to learn. That's how pathetic. I know. But I love you all and I'm grateful for you. So thanks for listening. Was it good for you? Email me feedbackexwithnley.com.
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